What else is the internet for but to find naked men in gratuitous poses like this? Wikipedia my ass. Their asses, too.
Category Archives: Gratuitous Nudity
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The Naked Heat – Part 1
Can it possibly get any fucking hotter? Don’t answer that. (But do tell me if underwear alone is entirely inappropriate attire for a wedding. Wait, calm down, it’s a garden wedding. Still no? Well it may just have to be.) In the meantime, for your surreptitious pleasure, a series of pool pics – all day, and all night.
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2013
An Almost Naked Gay Male for the Middle of the Day
Okay, this isn’t exactly an official Hunk of the Day post, and this particular gentleman has already been granted that honor. Yet when Jake Shears deigns to get almost naked, who am I to not put it up? Yes, he’s been more naked here before, but these are a few new shots. And really, who’s going to complain? I’m not sure about the hair – I tend to like my drapes to match the carpet – but to each their own.
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July
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Naked Now, Naked Then
These photos were taken ten years apart. When I posted the latest one, I thought it looked oddly familiar – and not just because I’ve seen my nakedness all over the place, but more for the pose and the background, and I realized I just put the older one up a few days ago. So yes, this is me ten years ago, and me today. Maybe the hairline is now set back a bit, maybe there are a few more wrinkles, and maybe I had the precognizance to realize that out of all my body parts (hello tummy) my ass would best withstand the test of time – but I think I’ve weathered things rather well. Ten years is a long time. Will I be taking this shot again when I’m 47? You bet my ass. Gay guys need to learn to grow older without fear.
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July
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Naked Pool Romp
When the temperatures are what they are, the question becomes, ‘What is the point of a bathing suit?’ At least, that’s the question when company is not around, and for today there will be no company. Nobody’s invited, nobody’s welcome, and nobody will see my naked ass in person. For those who have come here expecting it, looking for some gratuitous male nudity to beat the… ahem, heat- here you go. I can be very obliging when overcome by heatstroke. Stay cool.
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Naked Men
The title of the post says it all: naked men.
Nothing but nude male models.
Sometimes simple is just better.
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June
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June
2013
The First Day of Summer
Here it is, the perennial promise I make every summer and holiday season: I’m going to take it easy, reel it back on the number of posts on this blog, slow down on the activities I do, and simply enjoy the lazy, hazy, crazy days of summer. It won’t happen, but I’m going to attempt it. And part of that means pictures are going to take the place of words – like this throwback vintage shot from a few years ago. For those of you who enjoy the pool shots, you’re about to get your wish – for those that don’t… see you in September.
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May
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2013
Bare-assed in the Bedroom
It’s been a while since I’ve dropped trou here (I challenge you to scroll back to find it – it will take a while), so here’s something to appease the two people who have been asking. Say what you will, gratuitous male nudity makes this site go around.
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2013
A Shirtless, Smutty (And Naked) Saturday ~ Part 2
Forget the shirtless – let’s just take off all their clothes. Here is a brief (or brief-less) collection of some of the guys who have deigned to remove their sartorial armor and get all buck naked (and in most of these cases buff naked). There’s no ailment a little gratuitous male nudity can’t instantly fix, or at least soothe. So without further ado or pesky clothes, here are some of those naked men.
It begins, fittingly, with the royal tush of Prince Harry, baring his bottom whilst gaming it up in Las Vegas.
Though he is technically naked here, you may not be happy with the hands of Adam Levine’s girlfriend, covering up his junk in annoying jungle red.
Things get a little Biblical with a man named Jesus (Luz), who once dated the real Dude’s mother’s namesake, Madonna.
Feel free to play ball with Patriot Rob Gronkowski and don’t bother wearing a cup because he didn’t.
Though he was already featured earlier today, he wasn’t naked. But Nick Youngquest is naked now.
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April
2013
A Week of Gardening, Gays, & Guys
This past week has seen a drastic transformation of the gardens, thanks as much to Mother Nature as to my mother-fucking muscle. My back is on strike, my feet simply quit, and my hands couldn’t pull the trigger on a pair of pruning shears to save my life. But the work got did, the yard got cleaned, and the beds and borders have not looked this good in a long time. After a few years of wild, over-grown and unchecked wilderness, this was the time I took it back. It was a time to be ruthless, and I was. I’m paying for it a bit now in callouses and back-aches, but it was worth it. Onto the previous week’s recap:
It begins, fitting with a few gardening posts, both practical and philosophical, (and just plain pretty) inspired by a great book on gardening and life, ‘The Backyard Parables’ by Margaret Roach.
There was music by Muse, both mad and divine.
I don’t know what is going on with the restaurant bars in Downtown Albany, but they seem to be losing their way. Case in point, this martini at La Serre.
The Hunk of the Day returned with a shirtless vengeance, featuring the easy-on-the-eyes likenesses of Nate Berkus, Trevor Donovan, Jon Bon Jovi, Terry Miller, Alex Pettyfer, and Marques Houston. (And I threw in some Tom Daley in a Speedo for good measure.)
The Lenten Rose wept as honey poured forth from Madonna’s gash… oh wait, I’m mixing up gardening and the ‘Sex’ book again…
As you may have guessed, I saw no reason to include any corresponding shots other than Trevor Donovan naked and in his underwear. Sue me.
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2013
Instagram My Ass
A number of people have asked me why I don’t start an Instagram account, citing all the pics I post. To be honest, that’s the entire reason in itself: I already post enough photos – why do I want another outlet and time-burner for that? Besides, Madonna was already warned about her Instagram photos – it would be just a matter of time before my account got shut down by the powers-that-be. No, for now you’ll have to come here to get a bum-rush like the one you see here today. This is basically what my Instagram shots would look like – and I think I’ve suffered enough em-bare-ass-ment for one day.
Having said all that, I’ll probably join a few years from now, when it’s starting to subside, like I did with Twitter. I’m a Virgo. It takes me a while to embrace the change. Of course, if you want to make the world a better place, take a look at your ass and make a change. (Sorry, I’m on some serious sleep-deprivation…)
ADDENDUM: I’m now on Instagram under ‘alanilagan’. I had to let it happen… I had to change…
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April
2013
My Full-Frontal Shot, At Long Fully-Naked Last
You’ve asked for it for years. I’ve teased and toyed, hemmed and hawed, held it and hesitated. The longest bout of edging is drawing to its inevitable close, and today is the day. We have come to the Full-frontal male nudity final frontier of this site. Are you ready to rock out with your cock out? Hang on… and scroll down. Way down… because an event of this magnitude requires a little teasing before the pleasing…
The day you knew would arrive is here – you’ll survive…
Oh come on.
