Category Archives: Gratuitous Nudity

One More Naked Michael Phelps Photo

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As if getting naked here a few days ago wasn’t enough, here is one more gratuitous shot of Michael Phelps nude. It’s a lazy summer Sunday, so take a look-see at when Mr. Phelps went bulge-to-bulge with Ryan Lochte, or took a shower in his Speedo, or just removed his clothes and got naked altogether. God save the Olympian.

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Michael Phelps Nude for ESPN’s Naked Issue

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(Ok, they call it the Body Issue, but it’s really the Naked Issue.) It would seem that there’s not much of a difference between donning a Speedo and donning a birthday suit, but Michael Phelps and his tan lines prove otherwise. The difference is profound, and sexy, and folks looking to see Mr. Phelps in all his glory need only pick up the latest ‘Naked Issue’ of ESPN Magazine. Said source has been supplying images of nude athletes for several years now, including Evan LysacekOguchi Onyewu, Matt Harvey, Giancarlo StantonTomáš Berdych, and the infamous Rob Gronkowski (more than once).

Mr. Phelps is no stranger to baring his body, having appeared on this site several times, notably in the shower and in his Speedo. Never before, however, have we seen Michael Phelps naked – until now. Was it worth the wait? You tell me. I will say this much: tan lines are back.

UPDATE: A better look at Michael Phelps nude.

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Hunk of the Day: Tomáš Berdych

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Hailing from the Czech Republic, Tomáš Berdych is the Hunk of the Day. He’s a tennis player being featured in the latest ESPN Magazine Naked Issue (the only issue worth browsing, really). See also Rob Gronkowski. In Berdych’s naked ass case, a tan line is suddenly this summer’s must-have accessory. I’ll work on mine

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Hunk of the Day: Ken Bek

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Also known as Kenneth Korsgaard Bek, this Danish gentlemen puts Denmark on the male model map with striking streaks of ginger, and even more striking streaks of streaking for this Hunk of the Day selection. I love an edgy photo shoot like the one depicted here, where the dirty factor creeps into the blurred line of sexiness and desire. Add a mirror and a urinal to the mix and you’ve got a winningly artistic combination. Not for everyone’s taste perhaps, but surely to someone’s.

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A Straight Man’s Bone (And a Lesbian’s Fantasy): Scarlett Johansson Nude

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This site is I’d like to think, open and welcoming to all. To that end, here’s a bone for all the straight guys and gay ladies who find Scarlett Johansson one of the hottest women on earth. I was talking to a friend who appreciates the ladies in such a manner, and he was saying she is one of those women who… actually, I can’t remember exactly what he said. I zoned out because I think I was fixated on Chris Evans who was sharing screen-time with her at the moment, guns blazing in a tight T-shirt… What were we talking about? Oh yes, ScarJo ~ for those who might appreciate her, these photos are for you.

She does seem to enjoy the lying-about pose quite a bit, no?

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The Butt Report

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Since we just featured The Bulge Report, it seems only fair to give a shake to the other end of the action. Here’s a collection of the backsides that have brought such joy to some of you over the years. While there’s a bit of a full-frontal male nudity embargo on this site, the butt has always been all access, all the time. Rear entry has never been denied in these parts…

The posterior of aptly-named Stuart Reardon may be one of the hottest to burn up this site’s stats, so get clicking.

Male model David Gandy provided ample eye candy when he turned around to bump and grind it.

It’s a tossed-salad-toss-up as to which side of Benjamin Godfre is better – the back or the front – so you can decide for yourself by feasting your eyes upon both here.

Todd Sanfield may have a stunning underwear line, but he’s better when baring his backside sans underwear altogether.

Dan Savage’s better half, Terry Miller, may try keeping his booty in a Speedo, but it just barely fits.

The amazing ass of Scott Herman is quite a sight to behold (and lest anyone think Mr. Herman is nothing more than a banging butt, check out his Straight Ally profile.)

Dan Osborne’s been featured here for his bulge, but he’s got an equally-admirable booty, as seen here.

And last but most certainly not least, Harry Judd proved his butt has remained in perfect shape since he first bared it a few years ago.

PS – Who’s going to start a campaign to get David Beckham to show his tush?

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Finally, A Full-Frontal Shot

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Some of you have been waiting a very long time for this, and since it’s spring and I’m feeling generous, let’s just do it and get it over with. Like some pesky albatross of virginity, I’ve actually popped my full-frontal cherry years ago, but most of you weren’t around to witness the explosion. This time around a few more people are watching, so without further ado, here’s the big reveal:

Well, first a little teasing. Beating around the proverbial bush, so to speak…

And now to the full-frontal assault on your senses

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Wait, you didn’t think it would be my full-frontal shot, did you?

Happy First of April, suckas!

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Hunk of the Day: Kirill Dowidoff

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This Russian male model is hotter than borscht. (Although, most things are…) Kirill Dowidoff is our Hunk of the Day, and his brand of body perfection from the land of nesting dolls and vodka and beluga is a fine entry to this grand gang of hunks. Some men just demand to be looked at. Who are we to resist?

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The Great & Gratuitous Ginger Post

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In honor of this Irish-themed day, here we have a collection of red-heads to get your ginger groove going. Gingers have long been a favorite feature here, with the likes of Prince Harry, Sean Patrick Davey, Greg Rutherford, and Ricky Schroeder.

In a new photo exhibition by Thomas Knights, ‘Red Hot,’ the ginger takes pride of place as an object of affection and desire. These photos more than prove that. Happy Ginger Ogling!

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Hunk of the Day: Paddy O’Brian

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A pre-St. Patrick’s Day treat for all you Irish-lovers out there: this is Hunk of the Day Paddy O’Brian. I’m guessing it’s a stage name for this male model and adult industry performer/ gay porn star, but he can call himself anything he likes if he looks like that in real life. This blog has tried to give equal Hunk opportunities to all, including the sometimes-shunned gay porn industry (and straight porn industry for that matter.) To that end, we’ve featured the scintillating likes of Colby KellerBrent Corrigan, Tomas BrandQuinn Jaxon, and Charlie Harding.

(By the way, scroll down to see how to wear a scarf, and nothing else, the right way.)

Why do jockstraps and color photography always read as gay porn, while black-and-white and naked reads as artistic?

It makes no difference if you’re in black-and-white

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The Ass Menagerie

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If you’ve been coming here for any length of time, you’ve have noticed that there is never any full-frontal male nudity on this site. Mainly because I don’t want this to turn into a porny free-for-all, and full-frontal shots can be found any other number of places. As compensation, however, I have offered ample ass shots – my own and others. For some reason rear nudity is not as frowned-upon as cock shots. It’s a fine line. Very fine. And we each have to draw it where we feel most comfortable. In my own life, I’m pretty free-for-all. For public consumption, however, I put the penis away.

To that end, we focus on the other end. The tight end. The perky end. The happy end. Notable butts featured here have included the following:

Christian Bale and his bounteous maximus on shower display in ‘American Psycho.’ If it takes turning into a psychotic to get a body like that, I don’t ever want to be sane.

Ryan Phillippe, who has come a long way from his ‘Studio 54′ days, and I’d say his butt has markedly improved.

Another Ryan – Ryan Reynolds – just edges out Mr. Phillippe in the hot ass department.

Working it out better than anyone’s back end, see Scott Herman.

A whole slew of bottoms stripping in ‘Magic Mike’ – and this beautiful Battle of the Butts. (I’m still partial to Matt Bomer’s epic ass work in that Oscar-robbed film.)

The magnificent backside of Nick Youngquest in all its glory.

The cheeky Ass-List shenanigans of Austin Armacost.

Rhymes with man-candy, male model David Gandy.

Wearing his own underwear, but taking just enough off to model his own ass, Todd Sanfield knows how to thrill.

Royalty, okay? Prince Harry’s fine ass.

Kellan Lutz in some sort of sexy planking.

And bringing up the rear of this end-heavy post, not-so-wee Will Wikle.

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Hunk of the Presidential Day: Pablo Hernandez

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One of those criminally-sexy Andrew Christian models (where does he get such wonderful toys?), the Hunk of this Holiday is Pablo Hernandez. He knows how to fill out those pecs, and that underwear, and just about anything else you can probably think of. It’s certainly a body to aspire to, if not covet outright. To achieve it, however, I’m afraid I’d have to stop eating for three months, work out for five, and be in plastic-surgery recovery for a year.

While I’m not a fan of most selfies (my own included), this is the sort of person who should be filling Instagram and Twitter with nothing but naked selfies.

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Hunk of the Day: Daniel Garofali

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Every now and then, Twitter will recommend that I follow someone worthy of being followed (for some reason the Twitter Powers-That-Be assume that I want to follow every gay porn star that lives and screws – which is not really the case). When Daniel Garofali came up as a suggested person, I went to his website and decided to make him a Hunk of the Day instead. He has some amazing photographs up on his site, and he’s worked with a number of talented photographers, so on a purely artistic level, it’s well worth visiting. On a more gratuitous level, he’s just plain hot.

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Hunk of the Day: Colin Kaepernick

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NFL player Colin Kaepernick, of the San Francisco 49ers, is the Hunk of the Day. He shows up at a fitting moment, as we are immersed in the heart of football season. Not that it has anything to do with me. I haven’t been big on the football thing since the year Madonna performed at the Super Bowl. That doesn’t look likely to change much this year, if Bruno Mars is the half-time performer as has been reported. It’s going to take more than Mr. Kaepernick to get me to tune in, and until the players themselves regularly start having wardrobe malfunctions, I’m not interested.

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Hunk of the Day: Ivan Scannell

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Ivan the Great, indeed. Fitness guru and modeling maverick Ivan Scannell is the Hunk of the Day. If this is what fitness and working out results in, sign me up. I’ll put down the fried chicken for just a minute if he would trade me just one of his washboard abs for a drumstick. It amazes me the commitment and hard work involved in achieving a body like this – I haven’t quite found that ambition yet, but I’ll work on it this year. Mr. Scannell is nothing if not an inspiration for that.

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