Category Archives: Naked Male Celebrities

Tom Brady Nude (For Real)

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Despite what we might feel about invasion of privacy, here is Tom Brady doing some naked sunbathing. If this is how Mr. Brady prepares for a new season (even if he is on a little break), I should have been born a football player. Anyway, we are headed into the pigskin season, and based on this peek at a naked Tom Brady, I say Go Pats!

 

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Hunk of the Day: Tyler Hilton

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Sometimes all it takes to make it into the vaunted realm of the Hunk of the Day is one stunning bare-ass photo, such as the one seen below of first-time Hunk Tyler Hilton. He’s continuing on tour later this fall in support of his latest release ‘Indian Summer’ which sounds like a more complex journey of contemplation:

Ultimately, Indian Summer will be a hand-crafted coming of age exploration into early manhood, family, and home life. “I’ve been getting more in touch with myself as ‘the man’ instead of the boy, or the person, or the guy.  It’s the first time I’ve really wanted to be a man as opposed to anything else, and country music has always lent itself to those kinds of heroes.  As the anger from Forget The Storm dissipates, I’m living a more grounded life, looking inward, and I’m in the first steps towards manhood.  This record is going to be a companion to that experience.”

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Matt Bomer’s Sexy Stripper Moves

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Matt Bomer has bared his beautiful butt a couple of times on this blog. He was a Hunk of the Day, and a member of the ‘Magic Mike’ butt brigade. Here are a few fun GIFs and photos of said posterior, for your afternoon/evening viewing pleasure.

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Hunk of the Day: Cheyenne Jackson Comes Again

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In honor of the return of ‘American Horror Story‘ (where this Hunk made such a naked splash last year) here is Cheyenne Jackson, marking his second appearance as Hunk of the Day. While I have yet to be won over by the new season of AHS, I’ll give it another go next week as more popular actors make their re-appearance on the Ryan Murphy anthology. Hopefully that includes Mr. Jackson.

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Hunk of the Day: Lewis Bloor

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British television star Lewis Bloor, lately of ‘The Only Way is Essex’ and ‘Celebrity Big Brother’, is the Hunk of the Day. His exhibitionist streaks and full-frontal nude peeks have put him front and center of the Twitterverse and FaceBook Kingdom. His naked ass is below, just keep scrolling.

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The Great Gratuitous Greg Rutherford Post

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Greg Rutherford has been one of the most popular figures featured here, and thanks to this sizzling collection of photos the reasons are quite apparent. It doesn’t get hotter than a super-fit ginger who has been an ally to the LGBT community for his entire career. Cheeky photo-shoots that emphasize his ass don’t hurt either, and he has just the right amount of body ink to be both elegant and a little edgy. Here, we present some of his finer shots in honor of his long-jump endeavors at the Rio Summer Olympics.

Mr. Rutherford’s history here goes back a while, with his initial Hunk of the Day feature, wherein he posed and pulled his pants down just enough to whet the appetite for more.

He got a little more naked here for a butt-baring GIF that I’ll repost below for good measure.

On Twitter I posed the question of whether Christoph Harting was the hottest ginger at these summer Olympics. A resounding ‘NO’ was also accompanied by the simple proclamation that it was Greg Rutherford. Who am I to argue with Twitter?

In addition to his features, Rutherford also helms a number of miscellaneous posts, such as this one, where he adds his powerful back-end to the naked likes of Orlando Bloom, Justin Bieber, and Epke Wonderland.

His most nude post maybe this sexy recap where he joins force with a naked Dan Osborne for some British Booty Exhibitionism.

Even when he’s a minor, albeit-crotch-grabbing, part of a post, he still burns bright, even in black-and-white.

Congrats to Mr. Rutherford for making it to another Olympic Games. Here’s hoping this is just the beginning of many more fabulous photo shoots. Go Gingers!

{And if you want to see his biggest ass-baring photo, it’s right here in this post.}

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Justin Bieber: Totally Naked

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Everyone seems to be getting naked this summer, and Justin Bieber was one of the biggest stars to go nude a few weeks ago in Hawaii. While I’ll never be a Justin Bieber fan, some of you are, and who am I to deny a few shots of Mr. Bieber’s naked ass? You’ll have to look elsewhere for those full-frontals though; this joint is clean.

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Famous Nude Guys

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In the aftermath of Orlando Bloom’s more-than-just-a-dick-slip photos, it seems fitting to pause for further reflection and reminiscing over those male celebrities who have bared their assets for all the world to see. Male nudity is the final frontier, it seems, for prurient America, and in this wretched election year let’s turn our attention to the staffs at hand.

A is for Austin Armacost, who has graced these pages with his boffo bod, ever-improving over the years. These latest shots prove that Armacost has focused on his very best parts, and shown them off to their greatest potential.

B is for Bloom, as in Orlando, who started this resurgence of male nudity with this collection of racy fully-nude photos. It also stands for Bieber – Justin Bieber – who continued the streak, quite literally.

C is for Chris Salvatore, whose musical prowess is as magical as his disrobing.

D is for the delicious David Gandy, eye-&-man-candy, and deliriously-sexy Dan Osborne.

E is for Epke Zonderland, one of the very first naked Olympians we ever featured on this site, back in the Summer Olympics of 2012.

F is for Fusco, as in one of our most popular Hunks of all-time, Philip Fusco, who has been charming our pants off by taking his pants off for years.

G is for gingers, like Greg Rutherford – and the red carpet matched the red drapes.

We’re just going to skep ahead to Z, because it’s summer, I’m tired, and there’s more than enough naked male celebrities for you to fawn over until tomorrow.

Z is for Zac Efron, who went bottoms-up in this memorable post, and has teased us tantalizingly ever since.

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Orlando Bloom Goes Full-Frontally Naked

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In what can only be a publicity move of bold proportions, Orlando Bloom just went paddle-boarding with Katy Perry… and without a stitch of clothing (save a hat, since he seems to be concerned with covering at least one head). A full-frontal shot of Orlando Bloom won’t find its uncensored way to this blog – sorry, folks – but here’s what we can show you, and it’s NSFW enough. Mr. Bloom has already busted out his naked butt in these parts, and to much acclaim, so he looks to recapture some of that nude glory today.

I do my fair-share of disrobing on this site, so I’m all for a little free-willy freedom, especially when water and sun is involved – and for a male celebrity to get so flagrantly naked in public I have only accolades and encouragement to give. “Nude male celebrities” is a trend that needs to happen more often. Bloom, baby, Bloom.

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John Cena Nude

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A brief midday treat for fans of John Cena, especially fans of John Cena nude. This little GIF is worth resurrecting. As is the butt naked John Cena pic that follows.

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More Nude Nathan Adrian Pics

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Because most of you couldn’t get enough of Nathan Adrian naked the first time around, here’s Nathan Adrian nude for the second time. Tom Ford once advised that tan lines like this aren’t bad – they actually give the illusion of lift. Not that Nathan Adrian’s ass needs any augmentation whatsoever… Naked Olympians are body-beautiful by nature.

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Body Issue = Naked Issue

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Here at ALANILAGAN.com, we love ESPN for one thing and one thing only: the Body Issue of their magazine. Artistically (and gratuitously) displaying athletes in naked poses, it’s probably the biggest issue of their year, and has enough cachet to have gotten the likes of Michael Phelps and Rob Gronkowski totally starkers. In this post, we see some shots of Hunk of the Day Conor McGregor in his altogether – further evidence of the power of the Body. He joins the nude ranks of Evan Lysacek, Giancarlo StantonMatt Harvey, Oguchi Onyewu, Tomáš Berdych, Greg LouganisBryce Harper, and Kevin Love. Welcome to the Celebrity Skin Jungle.

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Hunk of the Day: Jake Arietta

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ESPN Body Issue Cover Boy Jake Arietta is the Hunk of the Day, thanks to that scorching hot cover photo. The guy knows how to pitch it, and here he is in all-nude action. Mr. Arietta also modeled for Saxx Underwear, which is a gig far more interesting to most of my readers than baseball. Batter up. Drawers down.

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Hunk of the Day: Nathan Adrian

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God bless the USA, and God bless the ESPN Body Issue, which has been getting Olympians to shed their clothing and make dramatic poses for a few years – and is about the only thing about ESPN that I can stomach. This is Olympic Gold Medalist Nathan Adrian making his debut as Hunk of the Day, an honor like he’ll likely repeat when the games begin in August. And this is what Nathan Adrian looks like naked. Best tan lines ever? Ask Tom Ford.

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Patriotic Hunk of the Day: John Cena

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It took some researching and searching through the archives here (you can do the same in those elusive search engine boxes way at the bottom of this site) but it turns out the John Cena has never been a Hunk of the Day – until now. How such an oversight occurred is beyond me, as Mr. Cena has proven himself remarkably adept at confounding expectations, particularly with his comedic abilities on flagrant display in hits like ‘Trainwreck’ in which he sends up his image and turns it on its head. Forget all of that though – when wrestling is where you entered the pop culture lexicon, you better have a banging body to back it up – and Mr. Cena does. There is no better front to that flag.

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