Category Archives: Shirtless Male Celebrities

A Smattering of Shirtless Gents

When all else fails, we post a few shirtless male celebrities and call it a Friday. There’s a more substantial blog post coming up for tonight, but for now it’s just eye candy, starting with featured gentleman Brett Goldstein who was just crowned Dazzler of the Day here. From there we move on to Michael Johnston from this summer’s thriller ‘Obsession’, crowned for his own Dazzler of the Day here.

Ricky Martin is still shaking his bon-bon after all these years – a testament to his consistency and pop superstardom, and posts like these where he gets almost-naked and Speedo-clad.

Taylor Zakhar Perez is no stranger to showing up in his underwear, and making a spectacle of himself in the finest way imaginable. He closes out this brief collection of shirtless celebrities, a breath of fresh air and a return to what once made this blog so superficially grand.

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Dazzler of the Day: Brad Goreski

Injecting a bit of fashionable brilliance into this feature, Brad Goreski is today’s Dazzler of the Day. Rightly renowned for his impeccable styling prowess and exquisite taste, Goreski has been honing his talents in Hollywood for years. This crowning is only the latest in a cavalcade of admiration and accomplishments.

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A Harry Styles Shirtless Post

Celebrating his current run of dates at Madison Square Garden, Harry Styles gave good face (and body) to W Magazine for this photo spread. That’s enough to close out this first day of September, but if you want a bit more, check out Harry Styles naked here, Harry in his underwear here, or Harry simply dazzling here.

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Dazzler of the Day: Brett Goldstein

You don’t need to tell me I’m very late to the Ted Lasso train, but I’ve just climbed aboard and watched the first few episodes – and I’m happy to say I’m almost hooked. If this is about hope in what feels like a hopeless time, and believing in something better when everyone around is pissing jaded negativity into the wind, I’m all for it. Hell, I’m in desperate need of that. It comes as Brett Goldstein makes his move to secure this Dazzler of the Day crowning thanks to these shirtless pics from Men’s Health UK. It doesn’t take much, but Goldstein has the entertainment pedigree and experience to cinch the title.

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Dazzler of the Day: Michael Johnston

As the true villain of the magnificently twisted thriller ‘Obsession’, Michael Johnston delivers a chillingly nuanced performance that grounds the film in its human footing while never straying from the atrociousness that ends up enveloping everyone. For giving such villainy such a pretty face, Johnston handily earns this Dazzler of the Day crowning.

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This Insane Ben Platt Photo Shoot

Ben Platt made a pop culture splash in the original Broadway production of ‘Dear Evan Hansen‘ and apparently has been building his body ever since as based on this sultry photo shoot. Bringing back tighty-whities in a very big way, he’s going retro hunk, embracing the hirsute and flaunting a fit and fine form. He’s been here before as a Hunk of the Day (when we used to have such a dated feature) but the only entry he has now is this one from a speech he gave. This photo shoot lines him up for a future Dazzler of the Day feature.

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Dazzler of the Day: Erling Haaland

A lost opportunity perhaps, but I haven’t been minding much of the World Cup games that have gone on, aside from the one that took place near Boston on our recent BroSox Adventure. That may change with this crowning of Erling Haaland as Dazzler of the Day. Playing for Norway, Haaland has captured the hearts of many with his golden mane of flowing hair and washboard abs. Is there another point to this game?

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Dazzler of the Day: Evan Mulrooney

Actor, comedian, and most decidedly NOT a piece of shit based solely on his own website, Evan Mulrooney handily gets crowned Dazzler of the Day for that clarification alone. His work on ‘Only Murders In The Building’, ‘Fargo‘, ‘Justified: City Primeval‘, and ‘South Side‘ – along with his social media hilarity – have righty made him a star. Coupled with his good looks and the build of a former football player, Mulrooney has made an enviable splash in the entertainment world. Watch his Insta space for good things to come.

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Dazzler of the Day: Sydney James Harcourt

Part of the dazzlingly-reimagined ‘Cats: The Jellicle Ball’ reinvigoration currently back on the prowl on Broadway, Sydney James Harcourt earns his first Dazzler of the Day crowning thanks to his charismatic portrayal of Rum Tum Tugger. No stranger to the treading and tearing up the boards, Harcourt has also been in ‘Hamilton‘ and ‘The Lion King’, ‘Girl From the North Country’ and ‘American Idiot’.

(PS – He also, ahem, ‘bartended’ for Andy Cohen on Watch What Happens Live!)

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Gratuitous Harry Styles Post

Harry Styles has been pumping out his disco-lite hits from his latest album ‘Kiss All the Time’ while donning short-shorts and tanks and pulling out all the funky stops. He’s tantalized the world before and gotten buck naked in movies as evidenced here and not-quite-here. Enjoy the moves, enjoy the music, enjoy the Styles.

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Dazzler of the Day: Charles Melton

Born all the way up and over in Alaska, Charles Melton has made the perilous journey from male model to actor with deft aplomb and sure footing, something not many models are able to accomplish. With notable roles on ‘Glee’ and ‘American Horror Story’, Melton earned his finest accolades from his role in ‘May December’ – and today he can add Dazzler of the Day to his impressive resume.

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A Gratuitously Heated Rivalry

Stars of ‘Heated Rivalry’ (which, don’t hate me, don’t yell at me, I still have not yet seen), Hudson Williams and Connor Storrie make up the feature players in this simple skin-baring gratuitous post. You’ve seen them here before: Hudson Williams bares his butt here, while Connor Storrie bares his backside here.

Gratuitous nudity shots are harder to come by in these parts, and maybe it’s time to return to such frivolous guy-candy as the world burns. This website was never going to change the world; this website isn’t even regularly visited by my best friends. It’s all for my own personal amusement, so I might as well be amused, and delighted, and enthralled.

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Harry Styles Goes Full Frontal!

Opening the new month with a full-frontal spread by Harry Styles wasn’t on anyone’s radar, but here we are and who are we to deny the people what they want?

Freshly celebrating his ‘Kiss All The Time. Disco, Occasionally‘ album, Styles has given us a scintillating new era, with new images and exciting sounds, expanding his sonic landscape to include some flourishes of disco while retaining his signature Styles style. As for the full-frontal pics, keep scrolling, scrolling, scrolling… and going down, down, down…

Before the flag is raised, take a look at Harry’s nude backside in this post.

See also Harry Styles as Dazzler of the Day.

See also Harry Styles in his tighty whities.

See also Harry Styles in a shirtless round-up.

And hopefully no one is surprised when I say ‘Happy April Fool’s Day!!!’

Full-frontal my ass!

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A Gratuitously Shirtless Jacob Elordi Post

Thought I have yet to encounter anyone who truly enjoyed the recent ‘Wuthering Heights’ adaptation, I know plenty of people who appreciate a shirtless view of Jacob Elordi.

See also his crowning as Dazzler of the Day.

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Dazzler of the Day: Michael B. Jordan

Fresh off his Oscar-winning performance in the should-have-been-Academy-Award-winning-film ‘Sinners’, Michael B. Jordan fulfills a long-promised crowning as Dazzler of the Day first so salaciously teased about in this scintillating post. It’s been a long time coming, as this tease will also attest.

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