A very naked Austin Armacost comes very close to earning another Hunk of the Day honor, but since we’ve already had one today, he’ll have to settle for this special feature instead. He’s shown up sans clothing before, and as mentioned earlier this is his first Hunk of the Day spread. This time his Instagram feed provides some additional eye-candy.
Sneaking in one final bit of male nudity before the year is over, Christ Pratt delivers two butt-baring scenes in his new movie ‘Passengers’. It’s been a good year for naked male celebrities, and this one is a very happy addition. (Some others, not so much.) At any rate, check out Mr. Pratt’s first Hunk of the Day post, and prepare for his second as soon as the GIFs of these scenes arrive.
It’s been far too long since Nick Jonas gave us a peek at his cheeks, but that gets corrected in this post. If you’ll recall, Mr. Jonas was once all about the nude scenes, and he’s back at flashing his naked backside in this capture from the new James Franco film ‘Goat.’ I probably won’t go see it – Mr. Franco’s work appeals to me on absolutely no level whatsoever. (I’m just not a ‘Pineapple Express’ kind of guy, and I never will be.) That doesn’t mean I don’t like the guy. Anyway, this was about Mr. Jonas and his naked ass, so without further ado…
Despite what we might feel about invasion of privacy, here is Tom Brady doing some naked sunbathing. If this is how Mr. Brady prepares for a new season (even if he is on a little break), I should have been born a football player. Anyway, we are headed into the pigskin season, and based on this peek at a naked Tom Brady, I say Go Pats!
Matt Bomer has bared his beautiful butt a couple of times on this blog. He was a Hunk of the Day, and a member of the ‘Magic Mike’ butt brigade. Here are a few fun GIFs and photos of said posterior, for your afternoon/evening viewing pleasure.
Greg Rutherford has been one of the most popular figures featured here, and thanks to this sizzling collection of photos the reasons are quite apparent. It doesn’t get hotter than a super-fit ginger who has been an ally to the LGBT community for his entire career. Cheeky photo-shoots that emphasize his ass don’t hurt either, and he has just the right amount of body ink to be both elegant and a little edgy. Here, we present some of his finer shots in honor of his long-jump endeavors at the Rio Summer Olympics.
Mr. Rutherford’s history here goes back a while, with his initial Hunk of the Day feature, wherein he posed and pulled his pants down just enough to whet the appetite for more.
He got a little more naked here for a butt-baring GIF that I’ll repost below for good measure.
On Twitter I posed the question of whether Christoph Harting was the hottest ginger at these summer Olympics. A resounding ‘NO’ was also accompanied by the simple proclamation that it was Greg Rutherford. Who am I to argue with Twitter?
In addition to his features, Rutherford also helms a number of miscellaneous posts, such as this one, where he adds his powerful back-end to the naked likes of Orlando Bloom, Justin Bieber, and Epke Wonderland.
His most nude post maybe this sexy recap where he joins force with a naked Dan Osborne for some British Booty Exhibitionism.
Even when he’s a minor, albeit-crotch-grabbing, part of a post, he still burns bright, even in black-and-white.
Congrats to Mr. Rutherford for making it to another Olympic Games. Here’s hoping this is just the beginning of many more fabulous photo shoots. Go Gingers!
{And if you want to see his biggest ass-baring photo, it’s right here in this post.}
Everyone seems to be getting naked this summer, and Justin Bieber was one of the biggest stars to go nude a few weeks ago in Hawaii. While I’ll never be a Justin Bieber fan, some of you are, and who am I to deny a few shots of Mr. Bieber’s naked ass? You’ll have to look elsewhere for those full-frontals though; this joint is clean.
In the aftermath of Orlando Bloom’s more-than-just-a-dick-slip photos, it seems fitting to pause for further reflection and reminiscing over those male celebrities who have bared their assets for all the world to see. Male nudity is the final frontier, it seems, for prurient America, and in this wretched election year let’s turn our attention to the staffs at hand.
A is for Austin Armacost, who has graced these pages with his boffo bod, ever-improving over the years. These latest shots prove that Armacost has focused on his very best parts, and shown them off to their greatest potential.
B is for Bloom, as in Orlando, who started this resurgence of male nudity with this collection of racy fully-nude photos. It also stands for Bieber – Justin Bieber – who continued the streak, quite literally.
C is for Chris Salvatore, whose musical prowess is as magical as his disrobing.
D is for the delicious David Gandy, eye-&-man-candy, and deliriously-sexy Dan Osborne.
E is for Epke Zonderland, one of the very first naked Olympians we ever featured on this site, back in the Summer Olympics of 2012.
F is for Fusco, as in one of our most popular Hunks of all-time, Philip Fusco, who has been charming our pants off by taking his pants off for years.
G is for gingers, like Greg Rutherford – and the red carpet matched the red drapes.
We’re just going to skep ahead to Z, because it’s summer, I’m tired, and there’s more than enough naked male celebrities for you to fawn over until tomorrow.
Z is for Zac Efron, who went bottoms-up in this memorable post, and has teased us tantalizingly ever since.
In what can only be a publicity move of bold proportions, Orlando Bloom just went paddle-boarding with Katy Perry… and without a stitch of clothing (save a hat, since he seems to be concerned with covering at least one head). A full-frontal shot of Orlando Bloom won’t find its uncensored way to this blog – sorry, folks – but here’s what we can show you, and it’s NSFW enough. Mr. Bloom has already busted out his naked butt in these parts, and to much acclaim, so he looks to recapture some of that nude glory today.
I do my fair-share of disrobing on this site, so I’m all for a little free-willy freedom, especially when water and sun is involved – and for a male celebrity to get so flagrantly naked in public I have only accolades and encouragement to give. ‘Nude male celebrities‘ is a trend that needs to happen more often. Bloom, baby, Bloom.
A brief midday treat for fans of John Cena, especially fans of John Cena nude. This little GIF is worth resurrecting. As is the butt naked John Cena pic that follows.
Because most of you couldn’t get enough of Nathan Adrian naked the first time around, here’s Nathan Adrian nude for the second time. Tom Ford once advised that tan lines like this aren’t bad – they actually give the illusion of lift. Not that Nathan Adrian’s ass needs any augmentation whatsoever… Naked Olympians are body-beautiful by nature.
Here at ALANILAGAN.com, we love ESPN for one thing and one thing only: the Body Issue of their magazine. Artistically (and gratuitously) displaying athletes in naked poses, it’s probably the biggest issue of their year, and has enough cachet to have gotten the likes of Michael Phelps and Rob Gronkowski totally starkers. In this post, we see some shots of Hunk of the Day Conor McGregor in his altogether – further evidence of the power of the Body. He joins the nude ranks of Evan Lysacek, Giancarlo Stanton, Matt Harvey, Oguchi Onyewu, Greg Louganis, Bryce Harper, and Kevin Love. Welcome to the Celebrity Skin Jungle.
We are but a few weeks away from the summer Olympics, and our Hunks of the Day are all coming to you straight from the Olympic trials. While Greg Louganis has already been a Hunk of the Day, and a hero, he’s showing off his fine physique without so much as a Speedo for the ESPN Body Issue (read: the Nude Issue). It is a thrill to see someone still exercise such fine form and mastery of staying in shape, but when you have Olympic blood in you, it seems to be part of life.
Mr. Louganis has made a splash here before, in ways both moving and sexy, and he does that again in this brief post. Though he was diagnosed with HIV almost three decades ago, he’s still going strong. As he recently told ‘People’ magazine, “HIV taught me that I’m a lot stronger than I ever believed I was… Also, not to take anything for granted. I didn’t think I would see 30, and here I am at 56.”
As a new crop of divers heads to Rio to prove their worth, it’s good to see an old favorite – and a childhood hero of mine – still inspiring, and jumping into the future without looking back.
The naked male celebrity gets more than his fair share of attention in these parts, but there are those who keep their clothes on occasionally, and this is a nod to them. Not that we’ve completely gone off nudes – and there are a few here to keep you interested, but every now and then I enjoy a complete ensemble that encompasses more than someone’s underwear and cologne and odd piece of jewelry.
Let’s begin with Chris Evans, who has appeared in these pages in far less clothing than he’s got on here. (You especially like it when he pulls his pants down.) A nod to his star-making turn as Captain America, he’s got the bull’s eye, and the eyes of America, upon him.
Nick Jonas has also graced us wearing much less, but here he offers a little glimpse of arm pit action, which is always appreciated by some of you.
Tom Daley may not be wearing more clothing in this post, but nor is he wearing less. It’s his standard Speedo attire, a look that has yet to grow tired, and one that he’ll be flaunting in Rio this summer. Who’s ready for another Olympic games? [Raises hand.]
Rob Gronkowski recently bared a bit of his butt for this pec-tacular post, but here’s his full-on backside in a shot that won’t make any paper editions of GQ stateside.
And bringing up the finest rear this post has to offer is Bear Grylls, frigidly baring his backside to end this post on a bare-ass note.
Gus Kenworthy has become one cheeky Olympian, and no one is more glad than the visitors here. His naked ass first appeared in his virgin Hunk of the Day post, and since then it’s been popping out all over Instagram. Apparently no one’s complaining about another nude Gus Kenworthy shot, so scroll down for more. And to think we go crazy when male celebrities go shirtless – this is whole new level of swooning.
