This is a shot from Zac Efron‘s upcoming film… I can’t even remember what the title is. It does’t matter what the title is. This is Zac Efron naked. Butt naked. Buck naked. However you want to say it naked. You’re welcome.
Category Archives: Naked Male Celebrities
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October
2013
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October
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October
2013
Adam Levine, Naked & Sexercising
He can pretend this is yoga all he wants, it’s really just Adam Levine exercising his sexual style on an unwitting patch of grass. And I can pretend this is just a humorous post, but it’s really just an exercise to show off this classic photo of a naked Adam Levine. (And if you want to see Adam’s armpits, we have that post too.)
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October
2013
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October
2013
Five Hunks for the Fifth of October
The Hunk of the Day feature is one of the most beloved parts of this website, but some of the earlier selections may have gotten buried in the Archives (though if you want to check whether your favorite shirtless male celebrity has been featured here, type their name into the ‘Search’ feature and see what comes up). For today, a little look back at five hunks who previously graced this site and deserve a second look.
Before he got all pimped-out and kinky with Miley Cyrus, Robin Thicke was strutting his sexy stuff shirtlessly as a Hunk of the Day last October.
Matthew McConaughey was generous enough to offer a peek of his balls (bonus!) from this gun-toting scene.
The also-giving Andrew Christian has provided much man candy to fill out his sexy underwear, and one prime example of this is Colby Melvin.
Super male models were represented by Tyson Beckford – a naked Tyson Beckford, you’re welcome.
Finally, singing the sweet song of sexual stimulation, Adam Levine was a Hunk of the Day last November. Even better than Jagger.
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October
2013
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October
2013
Chris Hemsworth and His Bouncing Butt
Though Chris Hemsworth has already been featured here as a Hunk of the Day, this particular GIF of his nakedness in motion has not, so here you go. It’s a tossed salad as to whether this or the GIF of Jude Law’s naked ass is the more enticing. Think of it as a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure, Adult-style, like everything else on this website.
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July
2013
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July
2013
An Almost Naked Gay Male for the Middle of the Day
Okay, this isn’t exactly an official Hunk of the Day post, and this particular gentleman has already been granted that honor. Yet when Jake Shears deigns to get almost naked, who am I to not put it up? Yes, he’s been more naked here before, but these are a few new shots. And really, who’s going to complain? I’m not sure about the hair – I tend to like my drapes to match the carpet – but to each their own.
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May
2013
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May
2013
A Shirtless, Smutty (And Naked) Saturday ~ Part 2
Forget the shirtless – let’s just take off all their clothes. Here is a brief (or brief-less) collection of some of the guys who have deigned to remove their sartorial armor and get all buck naked (and in most of these cases buff naked). There’s no ailment a little gratuitous male nudity can’t instantly fix, or at least soothe. So without further ado or pesky clothes, here are some of those naked men.
It begins, fittingly, with the royal tush of Prince Harry, baring his bottom whilst gaming it up in Las Vegas.
Though he is technically naked here, you may not be happy with the hands of Adam Levine’s girlfriend, covering up his junk in annoying jungle red.
Things get a little Biblical with a man named Jesus (Luz), who once dated the real Dude’s mother’s namesake, Madonna.
Feel free to play ball with Patriot Rob Gronkowski and don’t bother wearing a cup because he didn’t.
Though he was already featured earlier today, he wasn’t naked. But Nick Youngquest is naked now.
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April
2013
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April
2013
A Week of Gardening, Gays, & Guys
This past week has seen a drastic transformation of the gardens, thanks as much to Mother Nature as to my mother-fucking muscle. My back is on strike, my feet simply quit, and my hands couldn’t pull the trigger on a pair of pruning shears to save my life. But the work got did, the yard got cleaned, and the beds and borders have not looked this good in a long time. After a few years of wild, over-grown and unchecked wilderness, this was the time I took it back. It was a time to be ruthless, and I was. I’m paying for it a bit now in callouses and back-aches, but it was worth it. Onto the previous week’s recap:
It begins, fitting with a few gardening posts, both practical and philosophical, (and just plain pretty) inspired by a great book on gardening and life, ‘The Backyard Parables’ by Margaret Roach.
There was music by Muse, both mad and divine.
I don’t know what is going on with the restaurant bars in Downtown Albany, but they seem to be losing their way. Case in point, this martini at La Serre.
The Hunk of the Day returned with a shirtless vengeance, featuring the easy-on-the-eyes likenesses of Nate Berkus, Trevor Donovan, Jon Bon Jovi, Terry Miller, Alex Pettyfer, and Marques Houston. (And I threw in some Tom Daley in a Speedo for good measure.)
The Lenten Rose wept as honey poured forth from Madonna’s gash… oh wait, I’m mixing up gardening and the ‘Sex’ book again…
As you may have guessed, I saw no reason to include any corresponding shots other than Trevor Donovan naked and in his underwear. Sue me.
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March
2013
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March
2013
The Great Gratuitous Shirtless and Naked Male Celebrity Post
As a follow-up to this mega-collection of naked male celebrity photos (The Erection Collection), and a pre-Easter treat in the limbo-like suspense before He rises (oh blasphemy), here is another group of former ‘Hunks of the Day‘, hyper-linked for easy access and studded with a few new photos for your man-candy Easter baskets. I’m not going to group them into any sort of order or label as I did last time, partly because we as humans defy such quick categorization (but mostly because I’m just too damn lazy and it will be enough searching through the archives to find a decent spattering of male celebrities getting their nudity on).
By the way, if you want to search the Archives yourself, scroll down to the bottom of the page, click the drop-down box for the ‘Archives’ section, and select the month and year you wish to peruse. If you go to the bottom of the pages and hit ‘Older posts’ you can keep going back, back, way on way back when…
The very furry Scott Caan…
The artfully inked (and aptly-last-named) Stuart Reardon…
The sporty Nick Youngquest…
The perfectly pubic Noah Mills…
The beautifully bountiful Columbus Short…
The sexy-back singer Justin Timberlake…
The arguably cutest of the three, Nick Jonas…
The ever-Speedo-clad Tom Daley…
The gleefully shirtless Darren Criss…
The oh-so-young-but-still-hairy arm pits of Taylor Lautner…
The specimen of perfection Scott Herman…
The dashing dancer/football player Victor Cruz…
The shirtless guy from all the shows I never watched Chace Crawford…
The falsetto smoothness known as Adam Levine…
& the manliest man Sacha Harding.
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February
2013
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February
2013
Tom Ford, Naked (With Tan Lines)
Andy was kind enough to give me the gift of fragrance for Valentine’s Day, and I narrowed my selection down to two of Tom Ford‘s Private Blend scents: Ombre de Hyacinth and Oud Wood. This past weekend in Boston I made the final decision, and chose the Oud Wood, filling in the seasonal fragrance gap I’ve had in Mr. Ford’s line.
Here are the Private Blends I currently have, and when I like to wear them, more or less:
- Arabian Night ~ September
- Amber Absolute ~ October
- Japon Noir ~ November
- Santal Blush ~ December/Holidays
- Oud Wood ~ February/March
- Neroli Portofino ~ May/June/July
- Lavender Palm ~ July/August
Obviously there is bound to be some overlapping, and these are not strict guidelines, just general ones, as my cologne choices tend to be dictated by weather and season more than name. Additionally, the beauty of the Private Blends is that many are designed to work well in combination with each other, and it is the only cologne line that I’ve found in which this is true. (I’ve never mixed or matched anything else because it gets overpowering – which is sometimes the over-the-top point of Mr. Ford.)
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January
2013
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January
2013
Justin Bieber’s Bare Ass – For Real
A recent FaceBook post of mine indicated that I could never bring myself to make Justin Bieber a Hunk of the Day – and I am staying true to my word. So this is not a Hunk of the Day post – it’s sort of a wanna-be Hunk of the Day post, as it features Mr. Bieber mooning the camera. The idiot then went reportedly put it on Instagram, then promptly deleted it. Because, you know, Instagram and things on the Internet are so easily erased and forgotten. For those Beliebers out there – and for those who hate him – here is the butt pic. There’s something in it for everyone. (He is eighteen, right?)
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October
2012
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October
2012
Nick Youngquest Naked
You know we don’t do full-frontal male nudity on this site (well, almost never), but we often come pretty damn close. And this is about as almost-full-frontal as you can get, courtesy of Nick Youngquest who clearly has no problem, nor should he, getting naked at the drop of a hat (and everything else).
Leave it to ‘Attitude’ magazine to get the boys to drop trou and cup it. As the great Bonnie Tyler once sang in her raspy voice ‘Turn around…’
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September
2012
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September
2012
Milo Ventimiglia’s Banging Butt
Sometimes an actor’s talent gets lost amid all the other assets he has on display. Such is the case with Milo Ventimiglia, whose performances tend to get overshadowed by other things.
It’s not a bad problem to have, and he wears it quite well.
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September
2012
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September
2012
Paul Rudd: Naked & Pixelated
Paul Rudd has never really done much for me, being one of those quirky guys that some people find incredibly sexy, while others couldn’t be less attracted to him. I’m somewhere in the middle on that spectrum, but when I saw the New York Times’ poster for his current Broadway effort ‘Grace’, I did a double-take because of how decent he looked. Then I found these other pics, from a Saturday Night Live stunt, and returned to my usual apathy.
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September
2012
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September
2012
The Battle of the Butts Redux: Channing vs. Joe
When I posed the question of who had the better butt between Channing Tatum and Joe Manganiello earlier this week, I got a few responses, but it ended up in a virtual dead heat. I hate a tie, so I’m re-posting the challenge, this time with a couple of GIFs to give a more realistic view of their assets. So, do you still stand by your original man? Once again, Channing is on your left, Joe is on your right. Choose wisely.
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September
2012
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September
2012
Who Has the Better Butt: Channing Tatum or Joe Manganiello?
Based on the following two photos alone, I’ve got to give the slight edge (one might even say ‘rim’) to Channing Tatum – though in real life Mr. Manganiello is probably slightly more fit/built. Truth be told, neither of these guys is my type, or what I usually find attractive in a guy, but they each have their fervent admirers, so this double-billing goes out to them.
Above, Mr. Tatum; below, Mr. Manganiello. Who brings up the back best?
