Category Archives: Madonna

A Modern-Day Madonna Milestone

Topping the Billboard charts in the US, UK and several others countries, Madonna earns her 10th number one album with ‘Confessions II’ – which at the age of 67 and over four decades into a historical career has added another record to her collection. That makes her the only female American singer to have #1 albums in the 80’s, 90’s, 00’s, 10’s and now 20’s. Five fucking decades – half a century. For all the naysayers who have been demanding her retirement, this sort of success and, yes, relevance, is a brutal and gratifying reality check. Say what you will about Madonna, you’re still talking about her, she’s still singing and selling albums, and one of you is not coming off well in this equation.

‘Confessions II’ is a remarkable album, one worth all the accolades, and it’s been on repeat in my house and car and shower. Thus far I’m a huge fan of ‘L.E.S. Girl’, ‘Danceteria’, ‘Bizarre’, ‘Fragile’, ‘Love Without Words’ and ‘Everything’. The other tracks are stellar, and there’s not one skip in the bunch. To feel the same vitality I once felt in music like ‘Material Girl’, ‘Like A Prayer‘, ‘Vogue‘, ‘Ray of Light‘, ‘Music‘, ‘Sorry‘, ‘4 Minutes‘, ‘Celebration‘, ‘I’m Addicted‘ and ‘Rebel Heart’ is a somewhat unexpected pleasure.

This has a bit of a personal spin to it, the way Madonna often seems to supply meaning at pivotal times in life. For the past couple of years, I’d started to write off the thrill and excitement and connection I once felt to music as a thing of youth, something that could no longer quite inspire me as it once did. Leave it to Madonna to prove that premature and somewhat silly; to think that I’d almost given up on experiencing such passion is a lesson that life doesn’t end at 40 or 50 or 67 – and shame on me for falling into those ageist beliefs. ‘Confessions II’ has reignited the creative spark, and I already feel the fire burning from within again. Let’s see where this musical era takes us…

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Madonna Confesses Again: Confessions II

Madonna once proclaimed that you can never do the same thing twice, no matter how fierce. She was talking about making her ‘Erotica’ album in 1992, but after over four decades of making music and magic our queen of reinvention is recalling her past glories, while looking defiantly into the future. Her first album of new music in seven years (the absolute longest stretch of time without new Madonna music in her entire career) ‘Confessions II‘ is the companion piece to 2005’s ‘Confessions On A Dancefloor‘ but it probably should have come with its own title, as it stands alone as a work of individual art.

For all the naysayers that complain she’s still putting out photo shoots and new music while being less than nimble as she once was, the sexism and ageism is only showing their bitterness; Madonna is going to be Madonna, as she’s always been, and they’re still talking about her like it’s 1985 all over again.

While the original ‘Confessions’ was technically a seamlessly mixed group of songs, they were very much distinct and easily distinguished from each other, which made for a traditional album. This time around, the music feels more cohesive and closely linked, the sonic landscape a journey and an experience to be taken as a whole. It works like a DJ set at the clubs as Madonna used to run them, and opening salvo ‘I Feel So Free’ echoes her own ‘Future Lovers‘ which itself took its sound from Donna Summer‘s ‘I Feel Love’, setting the tone and the feel for the music to follow. Lyrically, and with frequent spoken bits, Madonna maintains the confessional mood throughout the album, notably sharing the spotlight and volleying with pop-star-of-the-moment Sabrina Carpenter, whom she asks “What are you doing it for? Is it for you? Is it them? I got something I wanna talk about.” A more glaring understatement Madonna has never made – she’s been talking for years about all that’s important to her, and sparking an international discussion on topics like sexism, homophobia, racism, and ageism.

Credit and respect must be paid to Stuart Price, who was responsible for the original ‘Confessions’ album, and whose DJ expertise has created the musical thread of hypnotic beats that runs through the heart of the proceedings; here he cements his status as one of her most important collaborators, on the level of Patrick Leonard, Stephen Bray, Shep Pettibone, William Orbit and Mirwais.

While the first few releases (‘I Feel So Free’, ‘Bring Your Love’ and ‘Love Sensation‘) were brilliantly rolled out to build momentum, it’s the next single, the banger ‘Danceteria’, that helms the record, nodding to the past and Madonna’s historical place in New York’s dance club scene. It gives lifelong fans the lifeblood that is a perfect Madonna dance song, one that name-checks her iconic crew from the 80’s, reminding us of a world long lost – a world of unabashed joy, where the only things that mattered were the dance floor, the music, and perhaps a cute boy who had the courage to dance with you.

‘Everything’ is a plea to live life outside, its racing, jittery, relentless pace driving the sort of urgent demand to meet the moment that only Madonna knows so well. In ‘Bizarre’, she paints a dramatically cinematic abstract about a relationship gone every which way but right, while on ‘School’ she seems desperate to be taught something new, something she doesn’t already know, which, when you’ve lived a life like Madonna, is a pretty tall order. Her hunger is palpable, working through artistic metaphors and seeking someone to teach her something novel about love.

‘Confessions II’ is on its surface celebratory and euphoric, yet it proves itself more resonant and rooted in deeper emotions and ruminations, particularly on the cuts where Madonna references family issues such as the loss of her brother Christopher (‘Fragile’) and her relationship with her daughter (‘The Test’) which features vocals by Madonna’s eldest Lourdes.

In the seven long years since her last original album, Madonna’s been through a lot – including a near-death experience. That sort of drama informs all that’s at work here, lending the soundscape an urgency and gravitas that transcends the boundaries of the dance floor, even if that’s where Madonna finds her salvation – it’s the place she has always found salvation, and this return feels especially poignant and powerful. After almost four and a half decades in the music business, the Queen retains her crown.

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A Love Sensation

When I feel alone, yeah
I always wanna bring you near
‘Cause you bring a smile right here
You chase away my darkest hours
When we go walking, sunlight’s all around you
It’s all around you

An ideal upbeat song for this late-spring moment is brought to us by Madonna, who previews her forthcoming ‘Confessions II’ album with another banger called ‘Love Sensation’. Will this album be my entire personality for the summer of 2026? Most likely. Get up on the dance floor indeed.

And did I mention? You always bring me
Bring me back with your pure intention
Baby, come and get with me
There’s something that I gotta do
Baby, when you’re here with me
There’s nothing that we cannot do (There’s nothing that we cannot do)

‘Love Sensation’ is the best kind of let’s-get-lost love song – the perfect antidote to any lagging winter weariness, and a prime set-up for a summer of love. It’s excitement and anticipation and joy wrapped up in an easy beat – a beckoning to the dance-floor, and beyond. It fizzes with the sparkle of summer.

Love’s the reason why
It’s a drug that I can’t stop taking
Baby, let’s get high
Tripping up to the sky
I’m your love sensation, good vibration
Love sensation
I’m your love sensation, good vibration
Love sensation

There’s nothing that we cannot do, there’s nothing that we cannot do
There’s nothing that we cannot do, there’s nothing that we cannot do

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Madonna’s Back, Crown Intact

Holy fucking Goddess.

She is so, so back.

After some painful years, Madonna is poised to return to the pop culture firmament with this delicious introductory slice of her upcoming ‘Confessions II’ album – long-awaited follow-up to 2005’s ‘Confessions on a Dance Floor‘, and her first album of new material sine 2019’s ‘Madame X’. The teaser film featuring tantalizing snippets of music from the first half of the album was just released, and you need to see it below. In addition to some of the most arresting visuals we’ve seen from Madonna in recent years, the music sounds like the perfect accompaniment to a club night out – something this world needs now more than ever, even if it’s largely gone away.

The countdown to the album’s release date July 3, 2026 is officially ticking away, and I cannot wait…

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Living For This Colour Palette

Madonna’s choice of shades for the current ‘Confessions II’ album promo is hitting all my favorite buttons – pinks and fuchsias and hot pinks and lavenders and soft pinks and purples and all the pinks… it’s heaven for a pink-lover like myself. Pink is divinity.

I’m also digging this glimpse of her bathroom. It’s probably the size of my entire house, and with much better lighting. The rich and famous just live better than the rest of us. Alas…

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A Queen Poised for the Dance

Madonna’s super-long-awaited studio album, ‘Confessions 2’, kicks off its promotional-storming tomorrow as the first single is supposedly going to be released. Her first album since 2019’s ‘Madame X’, this is also a return to the promising dance-floor arena where she has always executed her greatest flexes. Reportedly a sequel of sorts to 2005’s ‘Confessions on a Dance Floor’, possibly her last near-perfect album in its entirety. At this point I’ve mostly given up on her matching the other-worldly brilliance that was the ‘Ray of Light’ masterpiece, but the original ‘Confessions’ was a genius move in its own way, and if ‘Confessions 2’ approaches such glory, the queen will handily regain her throne (again).

Initial looks at the visuals for this one are scintillatingly enthralling – the color scheme, the art direction by those who did LUX and BRAT, and the throwback references to the first ‘Confessions’ comprise a release by her original Warner Brothers label that finds her coming home in more than one way.

This lilac spring was in need of a jolt, and this springboard is precisely what the disco ball spins for: escapism through the dance. With its projected release date of July 3, we’re going to have an epic, hot, solid gold summer, rife with confessions and filled with the sort of sweaty passion that can only be found on the dance floor.

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The Madonna Timeline #181: ‘Pretender’ ~ 1985

{Note: The Madonna Timeline is an ongoing feature, where I put the iPod on shuffle and write a little anecdote on whatever was going on in my life when that Madonna song was released and/or came to prominence in my mind.}

He’s a pretender, he knows just what to say
He’s a pretender, you meet him every day
He’s a pretender, that fish that got away
he’s a pretender, why’d I fall in love?

Pure 80’s synth pop prettiness, ‘Pretender’ is a relic that doesn’t completely stand the test of time, but we all seem to be in an 80’s celebration, and it’s good to have a reminder that not every Madonna song is going to be everlasting. This one still has its charms, and it brings me indelibly back to the days of 1985, when we rose around in a station wagon and the ‘Like A Virgin‘ album sang of things we’d never known at the ripe age of ten.

It was so strange, the way he held my hand
I wanted more than just a one night stand
He had a way of making me believe
that he was mine and that he’d never leave.
I know that I should take my friend’s advice
Cause if it happens once, you know it happens twice
If there’s chance then I know I’ve got to try
I’ll make him dance with me, I’ll make him tell me why.

The betrayal of the protagonist of ‘Pretender’ was very much one of those things, but Madonna sang with such forlorn bitterness and convincing hurt that I felt I already knew that brutal sting. Maybe it was a presentiment of rocky romances to come? Maybe just a shared love of the dramatic? Or maybe just a hooky pop tune of the 80’s, with a bombastic bridge crafted as deftly as anything Taylor Swift has ever erected.

I’m not afraid to fall a hundred times
And I’ll believe in all your silly lies
I’d like to think that I could change your mind
Don’t say that I am blind, I know all about your kind.

When I was all of ten years old, I thankfully had no idea what a song like ‘Pretender’ might be about – my romantic trials and tribulations wouldn’t start wrecking me for another decadeAnd maybe it does stand up to the test of time – betrayal still being very much a part of the mess we call humanity.

SONG: #181: ‘Pretender’ – 1985

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The Madonna Timeline #180: ‘Love Song’ ~ 1991

{Note: The Madonna Timeline is an ongoing feature, where I put the iPod on shuffle and write a little anecdote on whatever was going on in my life when that Madonna song was released and/or came to prominence in my mind.}

The Queen of Pop’s very first official duet was fittingly with a man named Prince. At the time of the ‘Like A Prayer’ album’s release, Prince and Michael Jackson were probably the only two musical icons who could match Madonna’s own pop-culture stardom. Prince was a more avant-garde choice, and in the end more fitting. Michael was fine for arm candy at the Oscars, but for musical legacy and credibility, Prince was far more prolific. His quirky and unmistakable musical style was all over his duet with Madonna, entitled ‘Love Song’ in questionably stultifying fashion. As unimaginative as the title was, the song itself also fell a little short of expectations from two pop superstars arguably at their apex in 1989.

It begins with Madonna speaking coquettishly in French: “Je suis prête? Vous êtes prêt aussi?

Are you wasting my time?
Are you just being kind?
Oh no baby
My love isn’t blind
Are you wasting my time?
Are you just being kind?
Don’t give me one of your line
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If it sounds slightly disjointed, as if the two aren’t quite connecting, that’s reportedly because they recorded their parts separately, somewhat diminishing the duet aspect of the whole affair, and wasn’t that the whole point? Still, it grows on you if you let it, and Madonna steps up to the Prince-like musical environment, almost making it her own.

Say what you mean, mean what you say
Don’t go and throw our love away
God strike me down if I did you wrong
This is not a love song

Are you just being kind? No
Am I losing my mind?
Losing your mind
Oh no baby… Yeah

Strangely enough, given their pop-culture status at the time, ‘Love Song’ didn’t make much of an impact or impression. That said, it actually fits in the kaleidoscopic/psychedelic 60’s undertone of the tapestry that was the ‘Like A Prayer’ album – Madonna and Prince melding their personae like patchouli and lavender – and it works well as an album-cut.

Are you wasting my time?
Wasting my time
Are you just being kind?
Oh no baby, my love isn’t blind
Are you wasting my time?
Time, time, time
Are you just being kind?
Don’t go give me one of your lines

While I was busy hiding the ‘Like A Prayer’ album in the back of my desk drawer out of Catholic fear and guilt, ‘Love Song’ and all the other brilliant album deep cuts (‘Til Death Do Us Part‘, ‘Promise to Try‘, ‘Dear Jessie‘ and ‘Pray for Spanish Eyes‘ to name a few) went unheard for a bit. It wasn’t until my super-fandom began in earnest around 1991 that I returned to the album and discovered ‘Love Song’ again.

Say what you mean, mean what you say
Don’t go and throw our love away
God strike me down if I did you wrong
This is not a love song

Ooh, are you just being kind?
What?
Am I losing my mind?
Don’t… Wait

There was muted genius here, and a brilliant foreshadowing of a classic line that would come into great prominence many years later:

Time goes by so slow for those who wait
And those who run seem to have all the fun
But am I wasting my time?
She’s so fine
Are you just being kind?
No

My high school life had settled into a bit of a funk by the time I came to the whole ‘Like A Prayer’ album, and the darkness that was part of that journey was a welcome companion. The push-and-pull ambivalence of this track did nothing to allay my concerns of romance at the time, or the mixed emotions that handsome men elicited in my hidden heart.

Don’t try to tell me what your enemies taught you
Show them now how I didn’t do you wrong

This is not a love song

Despite its spring 1989 release, the Like A Prayer’ album was speaking to me most pointedly in the desolate fall of 1991. In the way that music has of meaning and mattering the most during adolescence, ‘Love Song’ was part of my romantic formation, for better or worse. I wasn’t even infatuated with anyone at the moment, but I knew those days would come, and if Madonna and Prince were finding love to be so maddening, I wondered how the rest of us mere mortals would navigate it. I could easily wait to fall in love if that was the case.

Are you wasting my time?
Wasting my time
Are you just being kind?
Oh no baby, my love isn’t blind
Are you wasting my time?
Time, time, time
Are you just being kind?
Don’t go give me one of your lines

‘Love Song’ is the final song from ‘Like A Prayer’ to get the Madonna Timeline treatment (you’ll see its missing link here). It’s a reminder that time ticks on, and this timeline is in the winter of its seasonal lifespan. Enjoy each entry as we approach the end – and be reassured that with a new album on the way that end will be extended like only Madonna could.

Nowhere to run, Nowhere to hide
That’s how I feel, Don’t fog my mind
Mean what you say or baby I am gone
This is not a love song

Don’t try to tell me what your enemies taught you
I’m gone but I just want you to know
That this is not a love song that I want to sing.

SONG #180: ‘LOVE SONG’ – 1991

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My Favorite Madonna Anniversary

This is my favorite Madonna anniversary as it marks the release of her greatest album to date: ‘Ray of Light’. While others come close and hold sacred spots in memory for varying reasons (‘Like A Prayer‘, ‘Erotica‘, and ‘Confessions On A Dance Floor‘ come to the forefront of my mind) it is ‘Ray of Light’ that still means the most. Going back in time to that delirious almost-spring release is an exercise in memory that been repeated almost annually, and rather than do all the work I’ve done before, here is a list of some of those posts:

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The Madonna Timeline #179: ‘Me Against the Music’ ~ Fall 2003

{Note: The Madonna Timeline is an ongoing feature, where I put the iPod on shuffle and write a little anecdote on whatever was going on in my life when that Madonna song was released and/or came to prominence in my mind.}

Back in 2003, some saw the teaming up of these two pop icons as the passing of the Pop Goddess baton from Madonna to Britney Spears, but I knew only one of them would/could last, and with a new album on the more immediate horizon, that looks to be Madonna. Nothing against Britney, or the music, just a reflection on longevity, and Brit’s got a long way to go before she surpasses Madonna on that front.

Here was their first and thus far only collaboration, the lead single from Britney’s fourth album ‘In the Zone’ – and a strange little blip on Madonna’s musical timeline.

Hey Britney, you say you wanna lose control
Come over here I got something to show ya
Sexy lady, I’d rather see you bare your soul
If you think you’re so hot
Better show me what you got 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clwLKJ294u4

Like almost all of Madonna’s collaborations with other superstar artists, this one suffers slightly from overwhelming expectations and an oddly-muted production. For all their effort, and all the hype of being released in the white-hot aftermath of their infamous and incendiary MTV Video Awards performance smooch, it falls just a little flat. While Britney gets top billing, this is just as much a duet as Madonna’s ‘4 Minutes’ splash with Justin Timberlake (which make be her strongest collaboration with another renowned celebrity/singer).

The video keeps them tantalizingly apart until the very end – a lengthy tease that is emblematic of the song as a whole. All tease, little action, and not much lasting resonance. Madonna’s greatest strength will always and forever be as a solo artist.

Song #179 – ‘Me Against the Music’ ~ Fall 2003

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A Madgical Moment

Aside from whatever airbrushing miracles that were performed for these pics (I want whatever filter she’s using), Madonna’s latest promotional efforts for Dolce & Gabbana is a thing of beauty. It reminds me of her work with Versace in the mid 90’s, when she was softening the hard-edge of her ‘Erotica’ era. Here she sets the stage for her new album due this year with a sumptuous nod to her Italian roots.

We are long overdue for a new Madonna Timeline (the last one came almost an entire year ago), and it’s coming, I promise, just give me a minute to catch up on some things. I’m still behind from a lost week of sickness and exhaustion. In the meantime, let’s revisit some Madonna songs that are spinning on my playlist now, in tribute to the perfumed drama of the moment.

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Smells Like Madonna

Madonna’s love affair with Dolce & Gabbana goes back decades, and finds further expression in her lending them a song for their promotional push for ‘The One’ fragrances. It’s her first musical release since 2019’s ‘Madame X’, and acts as an amuse-bouche for her upcoming return to dance-floor form in a long-hinted-at sequel to ‘Confessions On A Dancefloor‘.

A respectable cover of Patty Pravo’s ‘La Bombola’, sung in its original Italian, this Madonna is moody, mature, and understandably a little worn and worse for wear. At moments, it doesn’t even really sound like her, which is a bold move, as she’s not the chirpy girl of ‘Like A Virgin‘ or ‘Material Girl‘ anymore, and this is an accomplished effort. It’s not going to climb the charts, as if that even mattered at this point in her career, and it really speaks more to her commitment to creatively expansive artistry, and a wonderful evocative companion to her perfume ad visuals.

I wish she’d done something like this for her own fragrance releases for ‘Truth or Dare’ and ‘Truth or Dare: Naked’ – both of which are exquisite scents, and worth more than Madonna’s relatively lackluster promotional push at the time. A song by the lady herself would have possibly made these flagons immortal in the style of Elizabeth Taylor rather than a one-two-off adored by a selective niche.

That said, perhaps I should be glad not more have embraced these, as they can still be found if you know where to look. Like the music here, the mood is sensual, spicy, slightly carnal. If anyone knows how to whet the appetite for what is about to come, it’s Madonna. This is a gorgeous start to a year that may find her deservedly back in the pop spotlight.

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Promising in Pink

Madonna is on the move – at long last for those of us fans who recall the album-every-two-years pace of her earlier work. It’s been an eternity (in Madonna years) since her last studio album ‘Madame X’ – which came out way back in the summer of pre-COVID 2019. This stretch marks the longest span between original albums in her entire career.

Anticipation is running high for her long-ago-announced upcoming (2026) album – which she has been billing as a sequel to the smash fan-favorite ‘Confessions on a Dance Floor’ from 2005. Two decades is a long time for a follow-up, but if anyone can conjure magic no matter how much time has passed, it’s Madonna.

These recent shots are spectacular – and a step up from the heavily-filtered Instagram nonsense she seems to have favored of late, so I’m hopeful about this new era. Pink goes well with more than you think it will.

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A Madonna Birthday Post

Muse of my muses and Queen of Our Popdom, Madonna celebrates her birthday today. As a tribute, here’s a list of some of my favorite songs from each of her albums. Her musical legacy is set in stone, even if it’s been six long years since her last proper album. Here’s hoping the whispers about the next one are true, and that it comes out sooner rather than later.

Madonna ~ ‘Borderline‘ is the song that spoke to me most, even if everybody else loved ‘Lucky Star‘.

Like A Virgin ~ ‘Material Girl‘ and ‘Dress You Up‘ were the very first songs by Madonna that I loved. Not gonna hate on title track ‘Like A Virgin‘ though, especially given all its vast and varied interpretations over the years.

True Blue ~ ‘Open Your Heart‘ is the stand-out track for this one, followed closely by ‘Live To Tell‘.

Like A Prayer ~ I mean, it’s ‘Like A Prayer‘ and ‘Express Yourself‘. (But if you’re the kind of fan who favors ‘Promise To Try‘, then you’re my kind of fan.)

I’m Breathless ~ Hell yes this is a proper Madonna album – and ‘Vogue’ is proof of that.

Erotica ~ “Bottomless with potential hit singles”, this spawned the delightfully-demonic title track, wondrous ‘Bad Girl‘ and stirring ‘Rain‘, but it is ‘Deeper and Deeper‘ that still gets me up out of my seat.

Bedtime Stories ~ There’s no ‘Secret’ that the lead single is probably my fave song from this underrated musical moment, though ‘Take A Bow‘ has more than its merits too.

Ray of Light ~ My favorite Madonna song of all-time, ‘Drowned World/Substitute for Love‘ opens this opus, arguably her greatest work to date, and title track ‘Ray of Light‘ illuminates the fact that it still shines.

Music ~ A fun bop, ‘Music‘ takes the favorite track crown, but I’m always up for an ‘Impressive Instant‘ too.

American Life ~ The unfairly-maligned collection of perhaps-poorly-timed truth-to-power musical statements made here contained jewels like ‘X-static Process‘ and ‘Mother and Father‘.

Confessions on a Dance Floor ~ Another musical resurrection, Confessions brought us opening banger ‘Hung Up‘ but my favorite remains the equally-thrilling ‘Sorry‘. (Shout out to ‘Jump‘ for inspiration.)

Hard Candy ~ Thought this album was a slow-burner, it gave us ‘Give It 2 Me‘ and that will have to be enough.

MDNA ~ This was an under-appreciated ‘Masterpiece‘ in my mind, with cuts like ‘Girl Gone Wild’ and ‘I’m a Sinner‘ being sweet aural candy.

Rebel Heart ~ It is easily the title track ‘Rebel Heart’ that is my absolute favorite from this Madonna era.

Madame X ~ Her most recent proper album (all the way back in 2019!) this one brought us ‘God Control‘ and ‘Come Alive‘.

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