Yes, this post is just here for the sake of buying some more time before I can put together some Cape Cod vacation posts, but there should be no complaints when Tom Daley is stripping down to his Speedo and stretching his butt, in glorious GIF motion. I won’t bore you with a long list of links where he is similarly and scantily attired – that was partly taken care of here – but you can always search the Archives for such gratuitous nudity. (And yes, somewhere in the annals of this site there is a legit Tom Daly naked pic. Honestly. Seek and ye shall find…)
Category Archives: Speedo
June
2014
Summer Arrives, Shirtlessness Abounds
The first day of summer is here at last, and the promise of the happiest season of the year finds fulfillment. While it’s the hope of all to come that fuels these glorious early days, here’s a brief look back at a summer that came before. Only by acknowledging the past can we move gaily toward the future… or some bullshit like that – it’s summer, who gives a fuck?
It wouldn’t be pool season without a few gratuitous Speedo posts, like this one featuring Tom Daley.
My reign-of-terror on Instagram began last June, and since that time far fewer photos than expected have been taken down for objectionable content. I’ve disappointed myself, and no doubt a few of you. Those who follow, however, had a chance to see the banned pics before they get pulled, so what are you waiting for? Follow.
How long will it take to get used to me? Don’t wait that long.
This year was all about Tiffany’s, but last year it was Gatsby’s party.
The tea-scented tree peony in all its fragrant splendor.
A winter Olympian in the summer has no choice but to get naked.
What’s simple is true, and beautiful.
Eat me, I’m juicy.
Not clitoris, clematis.
Last year at this time Ian Ziering was stripping for the Chippendales. I hear he’s doing the same thing this summer.
The babies, the babies!
Go Doogie.
A look-back within a look-back.
Lovely ladies – two of them.
It’s always summer where Madonna is concerned.
The pool. Nothing matters but the pool.
And the Speedo.
And the skinny dip.
And the sun.
February
2014
More Dan Osborne & Tom Daley
In the likely event that this naked post of Dan Osborne and Tom Daley wasn’t enough earlier today, here are a couple of GIFs to really put the cherry on this Sunday. Alas, the US does not yet have an equivalent of ‘Splash’ – the diving contest that brings out the boys in their bedazzled Speedos – not that American celebrities would be so brave and bold. At any rate, enjoy this bonus post before the week begins again.
February
2014
Gratuitous Tom Daley Speedo Post
As if this sexy Olympics post wasn’t enough, here are a few more photos of a Speedo-clad Tom Daley for your weekend viewing pleasure. You’re welcome.
August
2013
The Gratuitous Speedo Collection
Last year we had the Summer Olympics and that parade of Speedos to keep us entertained in the month of August. This year all we have is Tom Daley, and a few brief appearances by Ryan Lochte. So rather than bemoaning the lack of Olympic-caliber skin, let’s revisit some of those classic Speedo moments.
Before Tom Daley was even a glimpse in someone’s eye, there was Michael Phelps. His long lean torso dazzled at the past three Olympic games, and he even showered in his Speedo.
Alongside Mr. Phelps was the slightly more handsome, if less rewarded, Ryan Lochte. One of the favorite posts ever was this one, featuring Mr. Lochte pulling his already-low-slung swimsuit down even further. Even when he went to Las Vegas, he stripped to a skimpy white Speedo, forgoing the dull board shorts that other straight guys favor.
The gay Olympians were represented by Matthew Mitcham, who donned his Speedo while diving for the gold. He looked just as good in his funky trunks, and got to hug Tom Daley in this amazing shot of double-Speedo hotness.
As mentioned, the reigning Speedo-clad stud is Tom Daley. He was first featured here in July of last year, but has since come up in the ranks to be a featured performer, with a category all his own. Whether it’s his butt or his bulge that captivates you, Daley delivers on all fronts, even selling books in his Speedo. He was crowned the Hunk of the Day not once, but twice. As one of the younger guys featured on this site, all I can say is this: baby got back.
August
2013
A Might-As-Well-Be-Naked Tom Daley Post
Because it’s the first day of the last full month of summer, and it’s gone by too fast, here’s a little something to give us all pause: Tom Daley in his Speedo. Talk about your Thoroughly Thoroughbred moments. Breed me indeed me. When I started this website ten years ago, I never thought ‘Tom Daley’ would be one of its main categories. Mostly because he wasn’t even born then…
July
2013
Tom Daley and His Speedo
Because a day without Tom Daley and his bulge is like a day without sunshine. Gratuitous much? And since today just happens to be lacking in the sunshine department, here are a few nearly naked shots of Mr. Daley, our favorite Olympian, clad barely in a Speedo, and ripping it up off the diving board. Forget David Beckham and Ben Cohen, when is Tom Daley going to get an underwear contract? (Or better yet, lose the clothing altogether?)
June
2013
Super Speedo Post
It’s the season of the Speedo, so here are a few select shots from some traditional favorites (Tom Daley, David Beckham, Ryan Lochte) and some lesser-known but equally-bulging others (Elio Pis, Paul Rothmann). Hey, it’s Monday, it might reach the 90’s, and this is all you’re going to get from me mid-day.
June
2013
Tom Daley’s Almost-Naked Ass
Because when your Speedo’s slung so low, and your butt sticks out so perkily, there’s only so much you can hide from the world. I doubt anyone is complaining either, so here is Tom Daley in all his almost-altogether glory. Given the average swimmer/diver build, I’m surprised we haven’t started taking chlorine pills. Though this isn’t a Summer Olympics year, they should still be practicing – thank God.
April
2013
Tom Daley: Bulge & Pits
Because it’s Monday.
Because it’s always a good time for a gratuitous photo of Tom Daley in a Speedo.
Because Tom Daley looks good showing off his bulge, his arm pits, and his torso.
February
2013
Tom Daley’s Spinning Bulge
It’s been at least one hot minute since Tom Daley showed up here in a Speedo, and that’s one minute too many. Here he is, bulging out with all that centrifugal force, and you see now why science is our friend. At any rate, it’s nice to be reminded of this past summer, and the ones yet to come. After all the snow, it’s a nice respite.
January
2013
Tom Daley In [Gasp!] A Speedo
While he’s already been a Hunk of the Day, Tom Daley deserves mention again here, as he continues his penchant for parading around in nothing but a Speedo, and I’m not about to stand in his way.
November
2012
Tom Daley Does Everything In A Speedo
While not technically a Hunk of the Day post, this will take the place of that feature for tonight, as Tom Daley has already been named as such here, and it’s a still a little too soon for a repeat. In this post he is stripping into a Speedo for the umpteenth time, as is his wont, for some charity or do-good event or blah, blah, blah. Even when not swimming, a Speedo appears to be his outfit of choice (like when he’s hawking books). Not that anyone is complaining, mind you, and if this is how he bulges into our lives post-Olympic-glory, more power to him.
October
2012
Tom Daley & His Bulge, Hugging It Out
Here we find Tom Daley and his Speedo hugging Matthew Mitcham in his Speedo, which can only result in a very happy photographic moment. Enjoy.
September
2012
Summer Highlights (Summer of the Speedo)
It was a summer of the hawks.
It was a summer that started with something that shook me to the core – something from which I never did fully bounce back – and so it was shaded a little more dimly than usual, even if the sun was at its hottest and most consistently spectacular. That something was my service as a juror – and the life-altering tale of my jury duty.
It was the summer that was almost saved by a Madonna song.
It was the summer of the Speedo – as the Olympics reigned and took my mind off other things. Thank you Tom Daley, Michael Phelps, Matthew Mitcham, Ryan Lochte, Sam Mikulak, Danell Leyva, and the wonderfully naked Epke Zonderland. (And let’s not forget that Olympic boner.)
It was the summer I left the Romaine Brooks Gallery after four years as Gallery manager.
It was the summer Prince Harry got shirtless – and then went completely starkers in Las Vegas.
It was the summer of a birthday weekend that began in Boston and ended in Provincetown, a summer that was somehow rescued by my very first whale watch.
It was the summer that found the first – and most major – phase of our website update.
It was the summer that Madonna gang-banged her way around the world with her MDNA Tour – bringing to mind my first piece of Madonna from 1990.
It was a summer that set us up perfectly for Fall – as they all seem to do – a summer that ended with the reflection on nine years of summers on this website. The end of summer is not the end of the world. There are good things to come.























































