Born all the way up and over in Alaska, Charles Melton has made the perilous journey from male model to actor with deft aplomb and sure footing, something not many models are able to accomplish. With notable roles on ‘Glee’ and ‘American Horror Story’, Melton earned his finest accolades from his role in ‘May December’ – and today he can add Dazzler of the Day to his impressive resume.
Stars of ‘Heated Rivalry’ (which, don’t hate me, don’t yell at me, I still have not yet seen), Hudson Williams and Connor Storrie make up the feature players in this simple skin-baring gratuitous post. You’ve seen them here before: Hudson Williams bares his butt here, while Connor Storrie bares his backside here.
Gratuitous nudity shots are harder to come by in these parts, and maybe it’s time to return to such frivolous guy-candy as the world burns. This website was never going to change the world; this website isn’t even regularly visited by my best friends. It’s all for my own personal amusement, so I might as well be amused, and delighted, and enthralled.
Opening the new month with a full-frontal spread by Harry Styles wasn’t on anyone’s radar, but here we are and who are we to deny the people what they want?
Freshly celebrating his ‘Kiss All The Time. Disco, Occasionally‘ album, Styles has given us a scintillating new era, with new images and exciting sounds, expanding his sonic landscape to include some flourishes of disco while retaining his signature Styles style. As for the full-frontal pics, keep scrolling, scrolling, scrolling… and going down, down, down…
Before the flag is raised, take a look at Harry’s nude backside in this post.
See also Harry Styles as Dazzler of the Day.
See also Harry Styles in his tighty whities.
See also Harry Styles in a shirtless round-up.
And hopefully no one is surprised when I say ‘Happy April Fool’s Day!!!’
Full-frontal my ass!
Thought I have yet to encounter anyone who truly enjoyed the recent ‘Wuthering Heights’ adaptation, I know plenty of people who appreciate a shirtless view of Jacob Elordi.
See also his crowning as Dazzler of the Day.
Fresh off his Oscar-winning performance in the should-have-been-Academy-Award-winning-film ‘Sinners’, Michael B. Jordan fulfills a long-promised crowning as Dazzler of the Day first so salaciously teased about in this scintillating post. It’s been a long time coming, as this tease will also attest.
Playing JFK Jr. at the height of his sexiness is no easy feat, but Paul Anthony Kelly fills out his boxer briefs and biker shorts with admirable appendage and aplomb. While I haven’t gotten into the latest ‘Love Story’ from Ryan Murphy, all one really needs to get the gist of that romp is a couple of these GIFs. Some of us already went through the 90’s in messy fashion and have no need or desire to do it all over again. Still, Paul Anthony Kelly provides more than ample eye candy, warranting this Dazzler of the Day.
Sometimes the strongest and most powerful voices come from the prettiest packages – and when that happens it often results in the crowning of a new Dazzler of the Day. Introducing the amazing Thoren ‘Thor’ Bradley, who has gained a prominent and substantial social media thanks to his combination of fitness, wood-chopping, intelligent discourse, and inclusive championing for all people. A recent post of his particularly moved me, especially in light of the boorish and barbaric behavior of the US Men’s Hockey Team. When white cis men who look like Bradley speak truth about and against centuries of patriarchy, it’s a huge help. Glad there are noble humans still out there to restore a little faith in humanity. For that reason alone, he earns his first Dazzler of the Day.
“My heart goes out to all the daughters, wives and girlfriends in the United State…who have faced the harsh realization that a man in their life is so spineless in the face of clear injustice… that they can’t even form a fucking opinion in private. I’m not even talking about speaking out in public. I know he’ll never have your respect again and I know that must be a lonely feeling. Rest assured you are not wrong. That isn’t normal.” – Thoren Bradley
I love a hairpin turn in one’s career trajectory, and no one has zigged harder of late than Davey Wavey, who went from his popular YouTube and social media impresario role (and some incendiary adult entertainment work) to owning the Frog Meadow Bed & Breakfast in Vermont. Innkeepers Jeremiah and Zac will run the property, but Davey’s hands are already all over the place. The relaxed drama-free atmosphere that has made Frog Meadow such a beloved destination for many years doesn’t look to end, and Davey promises the heart and soul of what is considered sacred space to many will remain untouched and unchanged.
Maintaining and building on the vision of original founders Scott Heller and Dave King, Davey intends to honor the legacy of what they created: a place for the soul to be nurtured. In looking ahead, he also plans on working on the singular item of most interest and obsession for me: a signature fragrance. To that end, and the future of Frog Meadow, Davey earns this Dazzler of the Day for the very first time.
With his record-breaking six gold medal wins at the Winter Olympics, Johannes Hoesflot Klaebo earns the culminating Dazzler of the Day to this year’s Olympic Games. He helped Norway climb to the most gold medals of the entire Winter Olympics, an impressive feat to close out the games as we prepare to recap the glorious event in tonight’s upcoming blog post.
Taking restaurant recs from frat bros seems low-key sus at best.
(I don’t think I’m using any of these words correctly, and I’m too old to care.)
PS – See also Zac Efron shirtless.
The Bad Bunny show got all the glory last night, no mean feat in this Olympic season, and here we are, already over a week into the blessedly short month of February. Despite the madness of a recent full moon, we are making good headway through winter. In honor of not delaying things, let’s hurry on with this weekly recap, featuring Bad Bunny once again in his Calvin Klein briefs…
Incongruously, we begin with a Part 2.
Don’t tell me to touch grass right now.
Battle of these underwear bulges: Taylor vs. Antoni.
The joy of certain juxtapositions.
Autocorrect is not good for perfectionists. We just don’t need it.
A happy timeline cleanse starring Andy and Jaxon.
Some speed bumps are worse than others.
The luckiest people in the world.
This website begins its 23rd year.
Benjamin Karl was our lone Dazzler of the Day.
The Olympic spotlight shone on Hunter Hess.
The Bad Bunny Super Bowl show.
Not gonna lie, I’m not really closely watching the Super Bowl this year (nor do I care who wins), but I’ll be casually paying attention until the Bad Bunny show begins. (There’s also reportedly a powerful commercial by some of the Epstein survivors, a plea to release all the documents that the current President is still trying to hide because they are obviously awful for him.)
But back to Mr. Bunny, who already has the ignorant masses up in arms because some of them think he’s not an American citizen (he is) and that Puerto Rico isn’t part of America (it is). This grand display is a giant fuck-off to that sort of racist and decidedly un-American lack-of-thought, so I’m celebrating all things Bad Bunny tonight, including the following hotter-than-hot Bad Bunny blog posts:
Bad Bunny as Dazzler of the Day.
Bad Bunny in a Santa’s hat and not much else.
Bad Bunny in nothing but his Calvins.
Bad Bunny naked but for a life-vest on a jet ski.
And that time Bad Bunny went full-frontal naked for this special day.
The Winter Olympics, given their wintry nature, do not typically lend themselves to shirtless moments (unlike their bulge-tastic summer counterpart), but Benjamin Karl turned that frigid, rigid tradition on its head by doffing shirt for his celebratory victory moment following his gold medal win. Karl has been a perennial champion in snowboarding, and this marks his incredible fifth time at the Olympic Games, where he just won his second gold medal for his home country of Austria. This Dazzler of the Day goes to Benjamin Karl for reminding us how it’s done after the age of 40.
Glen Powell knows where his bread is buttered, and has been turning a well-sculpted cheek in his last few movies, to the delight of many a viewer. He’s been here baring his naked butt before, and in this tumultuous time such beauty is much appreciated.
The second gent to be feature there is Zac Efron, peeked on a boat in shirtless glory. More of Zac here in shirtless form, naked form, and all of the above.
Finally, a glimpse at a Speedo-clad David Beckham, with the bonus of his son Romeo donning a blue Speedo and carrying on the proud swimsuit tradition. Life goes on…
Ben Cohen and Snooty Fox Images have conspired to create another sell-out calendar experience for those who appreciate Mr. Cohen and his physical assets. For now, a few links for those very same fans who may be wanting more…
