Mighty Olympic Hunks

It may seem strange to recap the parade of Olympic hunks we’ve been cataloguing here before the 2016 Olympic Games even begin, but that’s how far of ahead of myself I sometimes get. It’s doubtful anyone will mind that much – as the Speedo show has always been greeted with frenzied appreciation. Here we look back at some photos of the Olympians who have doffed shirts and trousers in the name of their sexy sport.

First up is one of the greatest the sport of swimming has ever known: Michael Phelps. He’s been naked here before, but not yet a Hunk of the Day (How?! Why?!) This August he heads to Rio to see if more record-breaking gold awaits his fins.

Second is another Hunk of the pool: Ryan Lochte. A little flashier, a little funnier, and a whole lot more interesting on the superficial level, Mr. Lochte provides a little sass and sauciness to the solemn occasion of the Olympics.

Relative newcomer Steele Johnson has the name of a porn star, and the talent and body of an Olympic diver. Grace and strength, precision and agility – he personifies the best elements of a champion competitor. More of him to come, I’m sure.

Chris Mears may give him a run for his money-maker, however, especially if judging from his Instagram feed. And his naked butt. And the shirtless shot below.

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Wings on the Water

Fly, my pretties, fly…

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Perfect Pool Pulchritude

The pull of the pool, in the midst of a spell of hot July days, is a siren that must always be heeded. Slipping into the water, whether morning, noon, or night, is a summer tradition that instantly quells a worried mind. Signifier of healing, of elusive passage, of comfort and succor, the pool is what quenches a variety of thirsts.

When you want calm and tranquility, you can simply float right beneath its surface.

When you want strenuous activity, you can kick and paddle your way across its distance.

When you want to lazily lounge, you can glide along on a flotation device, languidly reading a book.

When you want to have fun, you can jump or tumble in dizzying underwater somersaults.

In other words, the pool is capable of soothing any desire.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have somewhere to be.

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Afternoon Tea With Tom Ford

The iced tea is lemon verbena.

The sunglasses are Tom Ford.

Taken together, they are the stuff of magical moments.

We need a pause like that in the day.

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Ode on a Grecian Urn

It was, rather expectedly, in a poetry class where I first read this epic work of Keats. Now, when all things are going Greek this summer, it fits in well with some statuesque posing.

Ode On A Grecian Urn

By John Keats

Thou still unravish’d bride of quietness,

Thou foster-child of silence and slow time,

Sylvan historian, who canst thus express

A flowery tale more sweetly than our rhyme:

What leaf-fring’d legend haunts about thy shape

Of deities or mortals, or of both,

In Tempe or the dales of Arcady?

What men or gods are these? What maidens loth?

What mad pursuit? What struggle to escape?

What pipes and timbrels? What wild ecstasy?

 

Heard melodies are sweet, but those unheard

Are sweeter; therefore, ye soft pipes, play on;

Not to the sensual ear, but, more endear’d,

Pipe to the spirit ditties of no tone:

Fair youth, beneath the trees, thou canst not leave

Thy song, nor ever can those trees be bare;

Bold Lover, never, never canst thou kiss,

Though winning near the goal yet, do not grieve;

She cannot fade, though thou hast not thy bliss,

For ever wilt thou love, and she be fair!

 

Ah, happy, happy boughs! that cannot shed

Your leaves, nor ever bid the Spring adieu;

And, happy melodist, unwearied,

For ever piping songs for ever new;

More happy love! more happy, happy love!

For ever warm and still to be enjoy’d,

For ever panting, and for ever young;

All breathing human passion far above,

That leaves a heart high-sorrowful and cloy’d,

A burning forehead, and a parching tongue.

 

Who are these coming to the sacrifice?

To what green altar, O mysterious priest,

Lead’st thou that heifer lowing at the skies,

And all her silken flanks with garlands drest?

What little town by river or sea shore,

Or mountain-built with peaceful citadel,

Is emptied of this folk, this pious morn?

And, little town, thy streets for evermore

Will silent be; and not a soul to tell

Why thou art desolate, can e’er return.

 

O Attic shape! Fair attitude! with brede

Of marble men and maidens overwrought,

With forest branches and the trodden weed;

Thou, silent form, dost tease us out of thought

As doth eternity: Cold Pastoral!

When old age shall this generation waste,

Thou shalt remain, in midst of other woe

Than ours, a friend to man, to whom thou say’st,

“Beauty is truth, truth beauty, that is all

Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.”

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Adam Lambert: The Sexy & Shirtless Show

Adam Lambert gets all shirtless and sexy, while simultaneously a little deep, in his new video and song, ‘Welcome to the Show.’ I can dig it, and would expect nothing less from this two-time Hunk of the Day.

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That Little Fire Is Still Alive

This has already been a Madonna Timeline, but I feel like there’s more to that memory, more to that time in my life, than I was able to convey that first time around. Summer days often come with a tinge of melancholy, a sense of longing that creeps in among the sunny days, leaving a mark like a water stain having dried too soon in the heat.

That summer of ’92 was a haze of confusing emotions as I struggled with unfurling my wings and clipping them at the same time. Such conflicting thoughts left me outwardly stoic and a little paralyzed. And yet I went so far – Boston, New York, Finland, Providence – and back to Amsterdam in the end, where I spent the final warm weeks of the waning summer before my last year of high school.

Madonna This Used to be My Playground [Long Version]

WELL THE YEARS THEY FLEW

AND WE NEVER KNEW,

WE WERE FOOLISH THEN

WE WERE NEVER TIRED

AND THAT LITTLE FIRE

IS STILL ALIVE IN ME…

IT WILL NEVER GO AWAY,

CAN’T SAY GOODBYE TO YESTERDAY…

As the hollyhocks reached the sky, and I plucked Japanese beetles off their leaves, I remembered where I had just been. A stone staircase leading down to a statue of bears, a wedding receiving line covered with a hand-held arch of birch boughs, a dinner backed by the first Cowboy Junkies album I ever heard, and a long stretch of dirty road bordered by the lofty ears of corn.

It’s almost corn season again.

This post was for me. So I can remember. Maybe one day each of those tales will be told, but not yet.

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Recapping a Day Late

Today feels more like a Monday to those of us who haven’t worked in four days, so let’s do that sad Monday ritual of the recap now, before another week gets away from us. I don’t mind so much in the winter, but in the summer, I won’t throw away a weekend for anything. On with the recap that represents all things patriotic, as based on the featured photo’s onesie.

The Olympians occupied most of the slots for Hunk of the Day, thanks to Steele Johnson, John Orozco, Jake Dalton, Sam Mikulak & Chris Brooks.

A summer porny read.

A naked popcorn challenge.

Speaking of nudity, this pool tease.

A pot salad.

This male model has his sight set on a Hunk of the Day post.

Who is ready for their close-up?

The beginning of brazen July.

The innocents, poolside.

Bank this.

A day’s eye.

Sniff this.

True Blue, baby, I love you.

Samsara

Healing

Water.

And America.

A pair of patriotic hunks: John Cena and Conor Dwyer.

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Lunchtime Salad Special

A simple salad of mixed greens (and a couple of reds), fresh pears, toasted walnuts (yes, the toasting is important) and goat cheese. One cannot go wrong with fresh, seasonal items, especially when combined in such easy fashion. A light topping of raspberry vinaigrette finishes things off nicely. A very happy summer lunch treat, ideally enjoyed in a shaded nook by the pool.

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Happy Birthday America

It breaks my heart that this beautiful symbol is being hijacked by racists, bigots, homophobes, and not-so-veiled white supremacists.

There, I said it.

This country was founded on the notion of freedom for EVERYONE.

If you can’t understand that, or if you don’t want it to be so, GET OUT.

As for the rest of you fellow Americans, Happy Independence Day.

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Why We Love Justin Trudeau

As if being named Hunk of the Day here wasn’t enough, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau just marched in the Toronto Gay Pride Parade, and even took a water gun blast with bonhomie and good humor – all the while looking hotter than usual. It’s never too late to move to Canada…

 

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The DG Tour: Samsara Healing Water ~ Part 5

The might of the ocean.

The majesty of the whale.

The dark depths we can barely fathom.

Sometimes just peering in is a frightening thing.

What leviathans might surface for air?

More terrifying than that is the concept of all that water and darkness and cold.

When faced with something so vast, we can’t help but feel helpless.

There’s a kind of awfulness in that.

No matter how much time passes,

no matter what takes place in the interim,

there are some things we can never assign to oblivion,

memories we can never rub away. – Haruki Murakami

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The DG Tour: Samsara Healing Water ~ Part 4

“All beings have lived and died and been reborn countless times. Over and over again they have experienced the indescribable Clear Light. But because they are obscured by the darkness of ignorance, they wander endlessly in a limitless samsara.”~ Padmasambhava

Samsara is essentially not any fixed place or realm – for it is any state of mind filled with attachment, aversion and delusion. As the enlightened have no attachment, aversion and delusion, they are forever free of the samsaric, and are never really ‘in’ Samsara, even as they ‘enter’ Samsara to aid beings truly ‘in’ Samsara to be free of attachment, aversion and delusion. It is thus an error to imagine that the enlightened suffer in Samsara when they remain or return to Samsara to help relieve suffering – for, once again, Samsara is not a place. Being enlightened is also to be free of all suffering – wherever one is. ~ Shian

Most people feel cozy enough in samsara. They do not really have the genuine aspiration to go beyond samsara; they just want samsara to be a little bit better. The underlying motivation to go beyond samsara is very rare… There are many people who learn to meditate and so forth, but with the underlying motive that they hope to make themselves feel better… We are always looking to make ourselves comfortable in the prison house. We might think that if we get the cell wall painted a pretty shade of pale green, and put in a few pictures, it won’t be a prison anymore.” ~ Jetsunma Tenzin Palmo

Or, Samsara: it’s more than just a perfume.

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The DG Tour: Samsara Healing Water ~ Part 3

“I would advise you to be happy rather than well-dressed.

It’s better to be happy.” ~ Iris Apfel

It’s a strange position for me to support, yet somehow it’s always been that way. No one I ever tried to impress with my sartorial choices was ever really won over. They looked and gawked and reluctantly gave up a few compliments, but dressing well doesn’t win lasting or real affection. Often, it doesn’t even get you in the door.

At this critical junction of The Delusional Grandeur Tour: Last Stand of a Rock Star, we look into what constitutes true grandeur, and what happens when the delusions are removed.

We don’t usually realize how important and vital our delusions are, how deeply embedded and impossibly ingrained they become after years of practice and abuse. They are not necessarily bad things, our delusions, so long as we understand them to be no more than what they are. To attribute any authentic power or substance to them – therein lies the danger.

If we are wise, we reconcile them to the fanciful phantoms they mostly are, an offset of our illusions, a playground of confusion, mere wisps of aspiration.

If we can get our heads around that concept, then let them be grand. Let them be greater than grand. Let our delusions be divine…

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True Blue for Three Decades

This summer Madonna’s ‘True Blue’ album turned 30 years old. Released at one of the many peaks of her fame, this was a pivotal album in her career. Having deftly avoided the sophomore curse with her ‘Like A Virgin‘ album, for many people ‘True Blue’ was like her second album. Far more difficult than a comeback is maintaining the level of success that an album such as ‘Like A Virgin’ sets up, yet Madonna miraculously succeeded.

The lead single ‘Live to Tell’ smartly steps miles away from the bubblegum pop of classics like ‘Dress You Up‘ and ‘Material Girl’ and it remains one of her greatest ballads. It set a somber tone, but more serious work was on her mind, as evidenced by album-opener ‘Papa Don’t Preach.’ Defiant, catchy, dramatic and urgent, it was a new Madonna. With her bright blonde pixie cut and toned body, it was one of her most remarkable transformations, and became the benchmark for reinvention.

White-hot pop art was found in another #1 single, ‘Open Your Heart‘ and its darkly gorgeous video. While its exploration of sexuality was clinically-cool, Madonna strutted her stuff in a passionate plea for connection. That kind of passion was in full-effect in a palate of blues found in the title track. ‘True Blue‘ echoed the girl group ear-candy of the 50’s and 60’s, as well as the saccharine belief in true love that was a hallmark of the first blush of marriage.

Lasting longer than the title track and her first marriage (and second, for that matter) ‘La Isla Bonita‘ appears to be one of Madonna’s favorite songs, given her penchant for performing it every chance she gets. In its original incarnation, it is warm and sensuous, the personification of The Beautiful Island, and the religious imagery of the video is an unheralded harbinger of her ‘Like A Prayer‘ days.

Deeper cuts may not fare as well thirty years later, but they carry the hope and inspiration of Madonna’s career and life at the time. ‘Love Makes the World Go Round‘ and ‘Where’s the Party‘ were more than just filler – they provided the backdrop to a decade in which some of us grew up. It’s hard to imagine that there was ever a time when she was all that innocent, but ‘True Blue’ may have been Madonna’s last album of unadulterated, wistful hope.

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