Category Archives: Tiny Threads

Is there a more beautiful bit of foliage than that found in the Japanese painted fern?

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“We all create stories to protect ourselves.” – Mark Z. Danielewski

What have I gotten myself into?

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Running on Newbury Street is definitely a choice.

One made mostly by buffoons, especially when a single block over there’s hardly any pedestrians.

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The puppet here was one of the scariest things in my childhood, but I survived, and nobody comforted me when she wreaked her terror.

Gen X is just made differently. Don’t fuck with us.

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Remember that year I tried to wish all the mothers I knew on social media a Happy Mother’s Day?

That went as well as I should have expected but didn’t.

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Have you ever seen a woman with her fly down?

I don’t think I have, but maybe I’m just not looking.

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Non-functional decorative buttons are often the sign of a hobbled mind.

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What’s so crazy about bat shit anyway?

Gardens love guano.

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I hate that I can no longer tell what promo shots are real and what are AI and fan-made.

This world is doomed when truth and reality no longer exist.

Just keep on dancing…

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Me: I work with someone who loves pugs – is this a pug?

Store Clerk: That’s a cat.

Me: Oh… ok. Thank you.

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Wrestling with demons that refuse to remain dormant. 

Vestiges of winter seep into the night. 

The heart isn’t ready to thaw.

Regression…

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Too blessed to be stressed, my ass.

IYKYK.

(And if you know, please tell me, because I sure as fuck don’t.)

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Final indicator of attaining full adulthood: talking bowel movements with the besties in a painstakingly-detailed group text. We just don’t care anymore.

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Has anyone else ever pulled a pair of pants from the dryer and in complete exasperation realized they’re too wrinkled to iron or steam, and then just chucked them?

Umm, me neither.

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