Author Archives: Alan Ilagan

Tiny Threads: An Insignificant Series

I previously posted a quick text exchange between Skip and myself as a #TinyThread; today is Suzie’s turn, but don’t tell her because I didn’t get her permission yet.

SUZIE: I’m not positive on this, but a quick scan of our work fridge seems to indicate that someone brought in SpaghettiOs for lunch.

ME: Ok. NEVER scan the work fridge. This is basic office protocol. You put your stuff in, and you take your stuff out. Do not touch, look, scan or involve yourself in the rest of the fridge. It’s like Fight Club only more dangerous.

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No More Teabagging

My days of teabagging it may finally be at an end. Sencha (or matcha) – the pulverized powdered form of green tea – makes the tea bag, the tea pot, and the whole steeping process obsolete. It also retains any and all nutritional value that may be thrown into the garbage via the tea bag – all those antioxidants and minerals remain intact, albeit in fine powdered form. Is this the greatest thing of which I’ve been woefully unaware all these years? Or is it just another way to chip away at the already-dwindling tea ceremony?

As quick and streamline and beneficial as this whole toss-the-teabag revolution is, I wonder if we’re missing the main thing that a cup of tea provides, which is more than flavor or nutrition or simple sustenance: it’s a ritual. Ritual is lost in the modern ways of getting things done in as quick and efficient a manner as possible. While I’m all for efficiency and time-saving, I also appreciate the slower process of tea-making and tea-drinking. Patience is an art – an art largely missing from many generations now.

To make up for the lack of a tea pot and tea bag, another elegant accessory comes into play for the matcha or sencha extravaganza: the chasen. We may be streamlining the tea experience, but we shall never give up an opportunity to accessorize. The fine bamboo stirring utensil looks like a flower itself, lending additional beauty to the intake of tea. 

If you enjoy the undiluted or untampered-with flavor of green tea like I do, this makes for a nice blend on the tongue. So many green teas today are coupled with ginger or lemon or jasmine or other hoo-ha items, and that’s fine. I prefer mine simple and unbothered by such frills. The powdered form here gives a delicate green tea flavor – subtle and soft but distinctive enough to stand on its own. It also seems ideal for making something like green tea ice cream (at least I’m assuming it is, if I were skilled enough to make something like ice cream). I’ll leave that, and the cumbersome frozen canisters involved, to Andy. Not all accessories are pretty. 

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Tiny Threads: An Insignificant Series

Situation: you’re at the café, you order your drink and you get about seventeen cents back in change. No spare dollar bill, not even a quarter – just some pennies, a nickel and a dime. Do you put this into the tip jar? I never do, thinking it’s more of an insult to give such a piddling amount. To me, it always felt like one of those silent fuck-you-I hate-change-too-so-I’m-leaving-the-mess-for-you-to-clean-up-while-looking-like-I’m-tipping-you-which-for-all-intents-and-purposes-I’m-not-because-what-the-fuck-can-anyone-do-with-seventeen-goddamn-cents moves. Am I wrong? Or does every penny count?

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Winter Desperation in a Mall

Ok, so technically maybe the Prudential Center is not exactly a mall – but it’s close enough in these times when malls are no longer the rage. This stand of ferns was planted beneath a spreading banyan tree, whose roots reached down from the air in tropical wonder, while a few feet outside the glass windows the winter wind raged. We will take our bits of beauty and balm where we can find them. If there’s some greenery involved in the middle of February, that’s a bonus. These are the little tricks that see us through the crueler months, and just because you find yourself walking through somewhere as common as the Pru doesn’t mean there aren’t quieter enchantments for the finding. This little stretch is always a happy trail – bright with all the windows and openness of the space – and it’s filled with a seasonally-updated collection of plants beneath the steadfast trees lining the walkway.

It leads to a bookstore – they once could be found around every corner, now they are an endangered species – and then to the entrance/exit closest to the condo, so I find myself here often, especially in the extreme-temperature months. It’s an oasis of sorts, and during lonelier times I would come here and sit, soaking in the light and the plants, calming the turbulent heart, waiting for the winter to pass.

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Tiny Threads: An Insignificant Series

“The things that make you strange are the things that make you powerful.” – Ben Platt

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Every Trip Begins with a Scent…

…to set the moment, to set the scene, and most importantly to set a memory.

With spring trips to Savannah, Boston, and New York in the planning stages, the first step in making anything happen is in selecting which cologne will usher in the Spring 2019 season. To that end, I’ve begun researching some possibilities, starting with three main contenders from the houses of Tom Ford and Hermes respectively.

First, ‘Beau de Jour’ by Mr. Ford is a fabulous fougere with a lavender tint that seems tailor-made for an anniversary stroll in Boston, as befitting a gentleman or two married for, say, nine years or so. Second, and perhaps first depending on the way the wind blows, is a new take on a classic Hermes fragrance – in the form of Equipage Geranium – which would work equally well in the Boston Public Garden or Savannah’s Forsyth Park en route to the Mercer House. I haven’t had much luck in finding something I adored from Hermes since Jean Claude Ellena departed after a few delicious Jardin creations, but as a whole they tend to veer toward the elegant and wistful, even if they lack in sillage and oomph. Spring is a time when it’s ok to be softer. There is enough noise from the birds and the bees and the flowers and the trees.

Third is the brand-new Jardin entry at Hermes (set to debut in March 2019 but available in certain secret circles already). Un Jardin Sur La Lagune is reportedly a white floral – featuring magnolia and sea salt, but since Ellena is no longer at the helm of the Jardin line, I must try it before ordering it blindly. I trust in Hermes, but fragrance at these price points is not something to, well, sniff at, so to speak. La Lagune, like all in the Jardin series, has an interesting inspirational back-story (I tend to take these as fanciful yarns rather than organic tales of literal truth, but if the end result is beautiful, what does it matter?) I won’t bore you with it now; if it happens to tickle my nose in a good way I’ll save the story for another write-up.

We’ve seen this battle before, the one between Hermes and Ford, and it always ends in glorious fashion because how can one go wrong with either house? Listen to my nonsense – I’m acting like one must choose between the two, when clearly the easiest solution is to get both so the choice may be based on the mood, the moment, and the magic at hand. Dilemma solved. Planning and preparation may commence. The scent of spring will soon carry on the wind…

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A Recap on This Presidential Day

The less said about the current state of political affairs, the better. I’ll just leave you with the hashtag everyone seemed to be using when Trump went golfing during a self-declared National Emergency: #MarALardAss. Now, let’s take a quick look back at the week that came before, then move quickly on to the week – and months, ahead. Spring shall return. Easter is around the corner. We are on the right track.

Things started off in promising fashion with Zac Efron shirtless and bulging in this hot post

This larch wept beauty in the winter

Force it until it pops

The platonic Valentine.

Broken Valentine wings

Open your heart to Madonna’s Valentine music.

Miso soup for winter. 

Before I even realized he was going to drop trou officially, this gratuitous Shawn Mendes shirtless post went up. 

Another winter weekend in Boston, under the sea.

Shawn Mendes debuted his bulge and became the new face and body of Calvin Klein. 

A beautiful Valentine’s Day gift from Andy: ‘Beau de Jour’ by Tom Ford

Additional undersea antics from Boston. 

Follow these #TinyThreads for some light-hearted thoughtless fun. 

 

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Beneath the Winter Sea

Ahh, the aquarium.

It’s my favorite section of ‘The Carnival of Animals’ by Camille Saint-Saens ~ it manages to evoke the undulating flow of water and magic beneath the surface, along with evoking so much more ~ mystery, tension, wonder, beauty, tranquility, and the unknown. I’ve always felt a powerful peace when in the presence of an aquarium. Life is quieter under the water. It’s slower and more languid. There is violence there too, I suppose, but danger is everywhere when you think about it. It hints, rather terrifyingly, at the immensity of the world’s bodies of water. Lake or sea, river or ocean ~ each can overwhelm and astound with their vastness, their variety, their untamed wilderness.

Maybe we feel better when we take a few drops and encase it in glass where it can be controlled, where we might have a modicum of power. Maybe an aquarium is our way of mastering a natural element that would otherwise drown us. Or maybe we just like to capture and covet pretty things. The flower power of the sea anemone. The ribbon-like sinewy grace of a moray eel. This boxy little creature with the doe-like eyes and mottled skin. We want our beauty close and contained.

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Tiny Threads: An Insignificant Series

Sometimes being right is the loneliest thing in the world.

And sometimes the payoff for not being right is not being alone.

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‘Beau de Jour’ by Tom Ford

A crisply-tied tie.

A pair of polished cuff-links.

A severe, pomaded side-part.

The makings of a gentleman now have the perfect olfactory accompaniment, whether of a day or a lifetime. Beginning with a burst of lavender, ‘Beau de Jour’ may be what Tom Ford’s recent series of fougere scents originally wanted to be. Not sure if I’m slightly chagrined that he waited to release the best after the rest of us got one of the others, or just relieved that there’s finally a fougere that gets elevated to the vaunted heights of the upper echelon of Private Blends – either way I smell damn good today thanks to this Beau, and my husband Andy who was sweet enough to present it to me on Valentine’s Day.

That lavender beginning, only the slightest bit reminiscent of Tom Ford’s own ‘Lavender Palm’, remains pretty clean for the first two hours of wear. A delicious shroud of green covers the initial spray – it reads rather mint-like for a moment (though the literature attributes this to a floral green geranium, which I love as well) before ripening into a richer oakmoss, with elements of basil shifting us deeper into verdant territory.

This is a decent Private Blend, even if it might require a spritz or two more to really make a statement. When I first started sampling this collection many years ago, I was sent a fragrance book of the original scents, with a few samples that ended up merging into one glorious TF amalgamation wafting out of the guestroom. That fragrance – an impossible to reproduce cacophony of the most lasting notes of some of those OG PBs – came to mind as this one wore on during the day. It was a gleeful turn of events, because I always end up trying to find the one dominant fragrance in a store like Barneys, where all their gorgeous scents blended together, and failing with my one selection. ‘Beau de Jour’ encompasses a little bit from a lot of other Private Blend bottles (I detected subtle reminders of the aforementioned ‘Lavender Palm’ along with faint echoes of ‘Fucking Fabulous’, ‘Fougere D’Argent’, and even a tiny bit of ‘Amber Absolute‘ and ‘Tobacco Vanille’ – all of which I favor.) That said, it still stands very much on its own – an elegant, distinguished gentlemen among rather more sordid brethren like ‘Tuscan Leather’, ‘Plum Japonais‘, ‘Japon Noir’, and ‘Santal Blush’.

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Shawn Mendes: The New Bulge of Calvin Klein

Why was this kept in such secrecy? After proposing a decent list of suggestions for the next underwear superstar way back in October, it seems someone listened and took one name out of the proposed group of bulged: Shawn Mendes. 

Mr. Mendes has been announced as the next face and body of Calvin Klein, a lucrative gig more for the fame and notoriety than anything else (though I’m guessing the fortune is nothing to sneeze at either). He joins a hefty pantheon of bulge-tastic gentlemen who have filled out Mr. Klein’s briefs over the years, some better than others, but all worthy of shimmying down to their skivvies for the photographs. 

Shawn Mendes has been featured on this blog a number of times prior to this latest splash. If you’re too lazy to search the archives yourself, try this link of Mr. Mendes in his Hunk of the Day crowning, or this one of him showering, or this one of a gratuitously shirtless Shawn Mendes. They’re all good. As for the peeks at this current Calvin campaign, I’m a little underwhelmed. They look like they were taken at the sadly staged house in ‘American Beauty’ and Annette Bening is about to start crying because she couldn’t sell the damn thing. His bulge is woefully undelineated too; we are big on the VPL in these parts. We’ll reserve final judgment until the whole series gets released. I threw in a few shots from a former photo shoot as they showed slightly more creative expression, even with less skin. 

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Tiny Threads: An Insignificant Series

Another term that needs to go away: nothing-burger. 

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The First Rescinded Hunk of the Day: Ricky Rebel

So… Ricky Rebel wore this to the Grammy Awards the other night, and tweeted out his support of Donald Trump. Ick, eww, gross. For that reason, his Hunk of the Day honor (which may have brought him more recognition than the Grammy voters deigned to give him considering that he’s never even been nominated) has been changed slightly. This site has no place for supporting such a hateful political stance, and someone wrote it up much better than I could when it comes to anyone who supports Trump at this point:

“I am unconcerned that we have different politics. I do not think less of you because you voted one way and I voted another. We need people to vote and the candidate we select is not always going to win. It is hoped that we will have someone who is competent enough to run our country. That didn’t happen in the last election. We got a thin-skinned egomaniac who has never been held accountable for any atrocities he has committed.

Let me be clear. I think less of you because you watched an adult mock a disabled man in front of a crowd and you still supported him. I think less of you because you saw a man spouting clear racism and you cheered for him. I think less of you because of your willingness to support someone who openly admires dictators and demonizes the press and anyone who criticizes him. I think less of you because you heard him advocate for war crimes and you still thought he should run this country. I think less of you because you watched him equate a woman’s worth to her appearance and you thought that was okay. I think less of you because you’ve seen his appointees systematically destroy legal protections and loot the tax payers money and you are ok with that. You watched, along with the rest of the nation, as he separated families and locked innocent children in dog cages and you were not horrified as the rest of us were. You refuse to accept the fact that this man wants to work with dictators but has alienated our long standing allies. I think less of you because you refuse to review the facts and accept that this man is lying to you on a daily basis. It isn’t your politics I find repulsive. It is your willingness to support racism, sexism, misogyny, and cruelty that I find repulsive. You supported a tyrant and bully when it mattered and that is something I will never forgive or forget. Your lack of morals and basic humanity are devastating to me.

There are some things I can never be civil about: concentration camps, genocide, white supremacy, misogyny, harm to children, mass trauma, state violence, rising fascism, to name a few. There is NO civil discussion with someone who agrees with putting children in dog cages.

So, no…you and I will never be “coming together” to move forward or whatever. Trump literally disgusts me and I hate the sound of his voice spewing hate and dividing the country but, the fact that he doesn’t disgust you is something that is going to stick with me long after this presidency. You have shown me who you really are and the fact that you still support this monster and rush to justify everything he does makes me feel that we have nothing to discuss.”

 

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Boston, in Winter, Again

Having just had a wonderful winter weekend in Boston with Kira a few weeks ago, this trip felt like a bonus and a bit of a companion piece to that excursion. Originally, I was going to take us to the Isabella Stewart Gardner museum, as Kira has not yet been, but when she said she had tickets to the aquarium, our plans were made. It’s been a few years since I’d last been, and more than a few since Kira’s days of working at the gift shop there, so this was a happy time to revisit the place under the sea.

Before that, however, our wild and crazy Friday night entry consisted of a Vietnamese beef stew dinner that I whipped up, and a quick catch-up of the previous weeks. Winter is traveling along rather nicely, and meeting up periodically makes the passage of time seem a little bit quicker – a boon to the wretched weather months. We sat in the cozy condo looking out over the street and enjoyed a hot, homemade dinner. Candles glowed warmly, and a pot of tea was about to start whistling in time for dessert.

We woke early, perhaps a bit of a cruel plan for a cold Saturday morning, but the aquarium is better if you can beat the crowd, so we splurged on an Uber there and avoided walking in too much wind. The night before I had had a restless sleep thanks to the gusts that rattled windows and blew through the tiniest cracks and fissures.

Once inside, the dim light of the sea drew us underwater, and I was reminded of the peace and tranquility of visiting the aquarium – not entirely unlike the serenity found in a museum. Beauty and nature provide both inspiration and relaxation. We let out sighs of relief as we marveled at the colorful forms of the sea anemones.

The intelligent and watchful eyes of the octopus were on rare display. Almost every other time I’ve visited this magnificent creature, it’s been hidden in a corner. On this lucky morning, she sat regally near the front of the tank, observing us as we observed her, her arms languidly unfurling their tentacles, calm and secure in her elegance. {For a fascinating read on this cephalopod, check out ‘The Soul of an Octopus’ by Sy Montgomery.}

The penguins stole the show, mostly by noise and show of force, with the Little Blues making the kind of screams that would be tarrying coming from birds three times their size. It’s always the little ones that make the biggest commotion. (No word on whether Lilico was still part of the tribe.)

After the aquarium, we continued our impromptu tour of classic touristy Boston with a stroll through Faneuil Hall, and lunch at the Union Oyster House, which has always been too crowded for us ever to get seated. That’s the beauty of an early lunch – there’s usually an opening.

We wound our way through Downtown Crossing before heading back for an early afternoon siesta. A nap would make up for our morning start, and despite the wind, the sun poured into the bedroom as we finished watching ‘Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evilâ’ and enchantments of Savannah set our minds to beautiful daydreams.

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Tiny Threads: An Insignificant Series

“Never explain yourself. Your friends don’t need it and your enemies won’t believe it.” – Belgicia Howell

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