Category Archives: Shirtless Male Celebrities

Full Frontal Easter Glory

In honor of this spring holiday, when the big JC got one of the most infamous rises of them all, I’m going full-frontal on your ass and giving you the treat that has long been in the teasing: the full-frontal cock shot that so many have been clamoring for since the inception of this website over 15 years ago. Before my big reveal, however, a few other gents and their cock rockets.

First up, an Angel ~ Ashley Parker-Angel to be more specific. Talk about satisfying, Mr. Angel Parker’s Instagram is fodder for all sorts of thirst, as evidenced with the VPL (Visible Penis Line) shot seen here. It’s just a matter of time before he goes proper full-monty. Until then, the barely-veiled hints will have to suffice. 

While it’s nowhere near a full frontal (he was showing far more skin here), Easter is as good a day as any for a peek at Adam Rippon.

The aforementioned Visible Penis Line rears it’s anything-but-ugly head in the stunning physique and photo of Simon Dunn. Where do we even begin with Mr. Dunn? Start with this link, then go to this one, and finish off here. Then search the archives if you want even more.  (Type anything into the ‘Search’ button at the bottom of each page, or pick a month in the actual ‘Archives’ button also found below.)

A pair of cheeky hunks is to be found in Benjamin Godfre and Matthew Camp – each renowned in his own way, both resplendent in their open embrace of sexuality and freedom. Mr. Godfre has bared his body in posts like this, and Mr. Camp has made similar naked motions here. (Bonus Easter points for Mr. Camp’s bunny. We love a bunny in these parts.)

Booty-baring antics are apparently common-place on ‘Game of Thrones’ and Kit Harington got his out last season, I believe. I haven’t seen it yet because I’m still debating whether to watch the series from the beginning. In the meantime, a Harington booty pic and GIF. 

 

Before the big full-frontal reveal of the day (yes, this very Easter Sunday), here’s a pair of booty-shaking GIFs from Ryan Serhant, who’s already been named Hunk of the Day here, and who is Selling it like Serhant on Bravo TV these days.

And now, before any further ado (even if ado is what I do best) the full-frontal shot that has been fifteen years in the making

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Oh shit, it’s not only Easter, it’s also April Fool’s Day!

We’ve all been had ~ sad and blue.

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Adam Levine: The Naked GIFs that keep on giving

In honor of his birthday today, here are a few celebratory GIFs of Adam Levine in his birthday suit (and varying states of shirtlessness). Mr. Levine hasn’t been featured here in a while, but he has a storied tradition of disrobing in cheeky form as can be seen in posts like this, or this, or this, or this, or this, or this, or this, or this, or his very first Hunk of the Day crowning

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Adam Rippon Bares His Body for the Thirsty

Baring just the most tantalizing glimpse of his booty for Attitude magazine, Adam Rippon seems to be on the crest of his post-Olympics fabulosity tour. (I just saw him make a spectacular appearance on ‘Watch What Happens Live’ with Andy Cohen and revisited his epic ‘Ellen’ visit.) Rippon is a natural for entertaining quips and witty bon mots, and like so many others I am waiting with baited breath to see what he does next. In the meantime, here’s hoping he loses the sport-shorts next

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Winter Olympics 2018 Recap: Bobsled Butts, Meaty Thighs & More

There will be only two blog posts today, but this last one is a doozy, filled with shirtless Olympic hunks and a grand recap of all that came during this year’s Olympic Games. Get ready for a link-a-licious explosion of the wonder of these Winter Games, and feast your eyes on all the athletes who brought such heat to the frozen season.

We begin with the biggest star of these Olympic Games, who earned a Team Bronze Medal in Figure Skating: Adam Rippon. He strode into PyeongChang with deliberate, defiant and deserved confidence, taking the world by storm with his entertaining quips and quick-witted sound-bites. He took down the evil Mike Pence with a few well-chosen words and Tweets, yet remained focus on what he was there for. In the end he became the face of the future: a world of athletes unbound by sexual labels or limitations.

Tantamount to Rippon was another openly-gay athlete, Gus Kenworthy, whose nude ESPN spread was a highlight of this website (and it was the gift that kept on giving). After his try for Olympic gold, he kissed his boyfriend on live television and we all melted a little. (His cheeky Instagram posts didn’t hurt either.)

Chris Mazdzer added a major thirst factor to these Olympics, with his penchant for showing off a hairy chest in previous social media moments (and these GIFs from a gratuitous Cosmopolitan story).

In the end, it was the spirit and sentiment of the Olympic Games that prevailed, with or without the hunks. Here’s looking ahead to the Summer Olympics in Tokyo 2020…

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Olympic Spotlight: Chris Mazdzer

He was an Olympian in 2010, and he’s currently in South Korea doing it all over again. His sport is the luge and his name is Chris Mazdzer. As of this writing, he’s on the precipice of earning a medal, but anyone who makes it to multiple Olympic games is already a champion in these parts. Congrats to Mazdzer for always exhibiting Olympic spirit. (Especially when he takes his shirt off.)

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Ricky Martin’s Tush

With one deftly-tantalizing and titillating tease of his tush, Ricky Martin ignited all the interest this blog needs for the next installment of ‘American Crime Story’ – the Ryan Murphy anthology, which focuses on the murder of Gianni Versace and the summer-terrorizing reign of Andrew Cunanan (as portrayed by Darren Criss in that infamous Speedo). Mr. Martin portrays Versace’s lover of the time, but it was an interview he gave on ‘The Ellen Show’ in which he reveals that he shows off his tush that had gay blogs like this chomping at the bit

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The Michael Phelps Bulge

Somehow I missed that Michael Phelps had done an underwear ad for Under Armour. I’m not terribly upset missing this one, given that I abhor Under Armour, but Mr. Phelps has been an anchor of this site thanks to his Olympic greatness, so for that we offer this belated celebration of his basket and bulge. He’s had his stuff on display before, in posts like this, and some naked shots here and here. These should only add to his legacy. The Summer Olympics may be over for now, but the Winter Olympics are about to begin again. Stay tuned…

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Shirtless Santa: Pietro Boselli

Stunning math-teacher-turned-model Pietro Boselli is selling more goods without the Santa suit, and since we’re in the season of giving, here is a gift to anyone who appreciates some cheeky male beauty. Mr. Boselli was recently posing without a shred of stitches here, without a shirt here, and in his underwear here. All are worth a revisit.

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A Little More Luke Evans

He made a big blue splash here in a Speedo by the ocean, and also won the coveted Hunk of the Day honor, so we’re bringing Luke Evans back with this quick Sunday post. A lull in your early Sunday afternoon is a reminder that there’s still a little more fun to be had before another weekend retires. 

 

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A Super Man

It’s not easy to fill the stylized latex of Superman. It takes the kind of consistent workouts and dedication and diet that I will likely never be able to achieve. That doesn’t mean I don’t appreciate the hard work and efforts of others, particularly when they’re as fine as Henry Cavill. As the big-screen’s reigning Man of Steel, Cavill has pumped up his body to a formidable presence and character of its own. But don’t take my word for it. Go ahead, see for yourself. 

He was shirtless and wet here

He was shirtless and working out here

He was shirtless and naked here (with apologies for the redundancy). 

He was shirtless and bulging here.

He was shirtless and hairy here.

He was almost shirtless and sweaty here.

 

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Hairy Harry Judd

On this blog we’ve always celebrated the hairy and hirsute, whether it be Ben Cohen or Matt Lister, or in this happy development Mr. Harry Judd himself. A recent ‘Full Monty‘ gig, and his ‘Get Fit, Get Happy’ project have provided fertile ground for photo shoots like this. A cold Monday morning deserves something hot. 

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An Early Holiday Recap

The calendar flips to its final page: December. The holiday season goes into full-swing. It’s all merry and bright and fa-la-la-la-blah… Before the elves start their maddening song, a look back at the week that saw us move from November into Merry Mayhem.

A fond farewell to the month of November

A piece of pink sky

Setting the Christmas season

Andy’s snowy kiss

A highball with Andy’s Mom

French toast made with love and, more importantly, egg nog. 

Madonna takes her time

Chicken soup.

Ricky Martin in a Speedo.

Hunks of the Day included James NicholsIgor Stepanov, Maluma, Casey Spooner, and Francis Mossman.

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Ricky Martin, Back in the Speedo

Too many hot minutes have passed since we last saw Ricky Martin in a Speedo. We rectify that in haste this morning with these fine(ly photoshopped) promotional photos from his appearance in the new American Crime Story: Versace. That’s the one that will also showcase Darren Criss in his tiny pink Speedo, and who knows what other kind of male nudity. (It was Miami in the mid-90’s after all – models were running rampant in skimpy attire and South Beach was the go-to hot-spot of the moment, thanks to the likes of Madonna.)

Though I skipped out on the O.J. Simpson story they did on the last ACS round, I will likely check this one out. The murder of Gianni Versace was a memorable moment from the summer of 1997. It came right around the time when Princess Diana died. Madonna once remarked that she felt haunted during that summer, and the notion of that has always intrigued me. Even the rich and famous are equalized by mortality.

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Hunky Turkey Coma

If you’re like me, at about 8 or 9 pm you’re coming out of a turkey coma and ambling into the kitchen for round two. When we were kids, Suzie, my brother and I would usually sneak down the back stairs of her old Victorian while the adults spoke in animated tones in the red-velvet-wallpaper-buffered living room in the hours after dinner. The bustle of the day had subsided, but no one wanted to depart. We ate a small second dinner, then headed back upstairs to prolong things as much as possible.

These days, I’m all about getting home and winding down in quiet. Some of us have to work tomorrow. For those who need a little break, here’s a look at some former hunks to end the holiday with a sweet treat. Guy candy gay ahead.

First up is Chris Salvatore. Wet or dry, he’s a sight to behold

Harry Potter alum Daniel Radcliffe and Olympic diver Matthew Mitcham make a couple of splashes on their own. 

Colton Haynes, fresh off his bum-pounding turn on ‘American Horror Story: Cult’, bares a manicured chest here. 

Pietro Boselli does what he does best: pose and pause in the skimpiest of outfits. 

Finally, bringing up the very beautiful rear is Gus Kenworthy in this naked shot from his ESPN issue

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Not Just a Goodfellow, A Great Fellow

This is Daniel Goodfellow, a healthy dose of guy-candy for a mid-Monday moment. Mr. Goodfellow has already been named a Hunk of the Day, and if he keeps releasing photos like these he will likely be again. The Speedo has long been the official outfit of choice for ALANILAGAN.com, and will continue to be for the foreseeable future. 

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