On This First Day of Spring…

The weather forecast looks dreary, and I’m due back from Boston at some point today, so my fingers are crossed any storms hold off until a little later. I was in town for a couple of contractor estimate meetings in the hopes of finding something within the limited bathroom budget. As we are still in the planning stages, I remain hopeful. For now, here is a quick look back at other starts of spring, and other beautiful beginnings. It encapsulates most of the official “1st day of spring” posts.

The season has officially begun, even if temperatures won’t truly indicate that for a while. I’m simply grateful to have survived another winter in the Northeast. Granted, it was a mild and mellow one, and we escaped relatively unscathed. After last year’s never-ending torture, we deserved it. Now, onto the seasons of light and warmth, and not a moment too soon.

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The DG Tour: Red Riding Wood ~ Part 5

There are warning signs when you’ve strayed too far into the woods. Subtle hints that you’ve stayed too long. A distortion of views, a super-saturation of colors. Suddenly, everything is askew, and the way you see the world is turned on its head. Though it is a small shift from all outward appearances, it is an alteration of the very structure upon which your existence depends. Being in the woods changes everyone. It changes everything.

You have a sword to draw, but you do not know why.

You have a stream to cross, but you do not know how.

You have a choice to make, but you do not know what.

You sip from the stream of knowledge, not knowing whether the waters are poisoned or pure. It feels good to swallow so you continue to drink. When you wipe the last drops from your lips, when your stomach is satiated and full, you stand up and survey the situation. Here is the stream you heard from the start. Here is the path that will take you out of the woods.

Our time in the forest has come to a close. We exit the soft darkness into the winter. Come, let us go.

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The DG Tour: Red Riding Wood ~ Part 4

Even when cloaked in the leaves of a forest, a wanderer is never unseen. No matter how deep the path into the woods leads, there are eyes that never blink here, ears that never register silence, a consciousness that never sleeps.

At the bottom of the sloping path, sunlight still reaches down, all the way to the bottom of a stream. It is a quiet place, even with the running water, and the slightest rustle would betray the stealthiest intruder. Mostly they are the sounds of scattering chipmunks and retreating squirrels. The cry of a bird will occasionally pierce the dull murmur of the stream, but the main thing you hear is your own breathing.

If there is one thing of which you become startlingly aware in the woods, it is your breath. As such, it is life. You hear the steady push and pull of air as it enters and exits your body. You feel the pulse of such intake, and in the midst of nature you feel the pulse of the universe. It is all here.

It is a moment of grounding. Whenever you feel yourself lost, or your thoughts and focus scattered like those startled chipmunks, find a body of water and stand in the lapping edge of it. An ocean works best, but in a pinch a lake or streambed will do.

Let the water work its healing magic, as your legs, like anchors, remind you of your footing in this world.

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I’m Down On My Knees…

Behold, the magnificence of the almighty 12” Extended mix of Madonna’s ‘Like A Prayer’ – back when remixes retained the original integrity of a song instead of deconstructing them to the point of unrecognizable beats and samples. This one begins with the basic guitar chords, slowly building to the immortal opening lines and bridge, “Life is a mystery, Everyone must stand alone…” I still get chills every time I hear it. Listen through to the end, when the one and only Prince provides guitar licks  to take the song to another level – the holy grail of rock ‘n’ roll.

This is ‘Like a Prayer’ season. The album was released in March of 1989, back when I was thirteen years old. According to Jewish lore, by way of Madonna, thirteen is the age when one’s soul solidifies, and you become the core of the person you are destined to be. It’s only fitting then that thirteen was when ‘Like A Prayer’ came into my world. There’s no need to go into everything I’ve already written on the song, but every year at this time I recall those magical days when it was first released.

The arrival of spring after a trying winter is almost a religious event. Madonna’s ‘Like A Prayer’ album was a similar exercise in spiritual salvation through the art of pop music. Its quartet of top-ten singles remains a cornerstone and highlight of a storied and impressive career (‘Like A Prayer’, ‘Express Yourself’, ‘Cherish‘, and ‘Keep It Together‘). It may, however, be the album as a whole that solidified Madonna’s stature as serious artist, one to be reckoned with for the long haul, and one destined for the historical firmament.

Take the heart-wrenching double-punch of ‘Promise To Try‘ and ‘Oh Father‘ – those two songs alone won over  her harshest critics, at least for the moment. The whimsical ‘Dear Jessie‘ offered a softer side to the woman who rarely revealed a vulnerable or nurturing nature. At the time the most revealing track was likely ‘Til Death Do Us Part‘ – the brittle examination of a marriage gone to wreck – and it’s a harrowing but brilliant song that races along and raises as many questions as it purports to answer. This was the first Madonna record that earned her almost universal praise. (Even B-side ‘Supernatural‘ held its other-worldly charms.)

All in all, the ‘Like A Prayer’ album was a cathartic collection of songs designed to exorcize Madonna’s demons past and present, and going on such an intensely personal journey helped us all work some stuff out. At the turn from winter to spring, it thawed the coldest of hearts and melted the most frigid of countenances.

IT’S LIKE A DREAM

NO END AND NO BEGINNING…

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Mid-Day Ginger Treat: Burning Bush

Though we already have a Hunk of the Day picked out for a bit later, I’m giving you a bonus post of Mr. Kevin Long. Based on this photo shoot alone, there’s a good chance that Long will be featured in his very own Hunk of the Day feature in short order. In the meantime, enjoy this ginger-themed one-off for this very hot St. Patrick’s Day.

 

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Gratuitous St. Patrick’s Day Ginger Post

St. Patrick’s Day means different things to different people. To some, it’s a Shamrock Shake, plain and simple. To others, it’s a river dyed green in the heart of Chicago. To more, it’s some sort of religious event honoring a Saint none of us really know. For me, it’s all about the gingers. 

Rather than give you some link-heavy ginger post, I’m going to let these unmarked and unidentified ginger gentlemen tickle your sights anonymously. A ginger is a magical creature, and I don’t want to scare any of these guys off. Happy St. Patrick’s Day.

PS – Come back in the middle of the day for an extra ginger treat

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Wacky Wednesday: Dump Trump

What in the name of God Almighty is this evangelical insanity???

Is this a magical land of shamans and witchcraft?

Are they speaking in tongues?

Can that rabbi move his hand lower to cover Donald Trump’s mouth forever after?

Watch this and tell me these yahoos aren’t completely whacked out of their minds.

Wow.

Wacky.

Cracky Wacky. As in they are on the CRACK.

Step back.

Remember Whitney.

Crack is Whack.

And so is Donald Trump.

I may have to make a new category of ‘Crazy’ for this one. (Or file it under the ‘Homophobia‘ one, cause you know these loons hate a little man-on-man action.)

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Jumpin’ Jonquils

Like a little burst of sunshine from the muddy earth, the jonquil is a happy sign of spring. Though these are cut flowers from Europe (as many spring bulbs are in the Northeast this early in the season) it still holds the same excitement as those just breaking through the ground outside.

At this point, I’m desperate for all the sun I can get – and if it happens to be in the form of a daffodil, that’s quite all right. It may be even better, as there’s the sweet accompaniment of perfume to go with this kind of sunshine. There are a number of fragrances that attempt to capture the elusive and varied scent of narcissus, but I’ve not found one that accurately conveys it. Some bits of beauty aren’t meant to be bottled, and I’m profoundly tickled that this is one of them. There is a time and a place for the jonquil, and it is because of this small window that we value them all the more.

It is a reminder to celebrate the moment, to live in the here and now, to be fully present and aware of the lush life around us.

All right, enough nonsense. This isn’t the fucking Oprah Winfrey network.

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Recap Rendezvous

On Monday mornings we recap the previous week’s posts, kind of like a little coffee clatch/clutch to ease into the work week. It’s especially needed when we were robbed of an hour this past weekend and will only really feel it come this lovely Monday morning (too soon). Let’s postpone for a bit and look back as we begin the final week of winter, minus one hour.

Kickstarting things off was this Coco Peru post. Anything Ms. Peru does is an instant pick-me-up.

I still have a love/hate relationship with Madonna’s ‘Autotune Baby’.

You’ll never believe what I put in my mouth in high school. (And I even did it while marching down the street.)

Zac Efron took his shirt off, but that was nothing compared to this glimpse of his star-spangled Speedo.

The imminence and eminence of the bedroom.

Lost: the men of Boston.

Madonna took us to the circus.

The Red Witch.

The White Drops.

The Shirtless Men.

As always, there were Hunks galore, and they were all over the map, from baseball player Bryce Harper, crooner Matt Dusk, model Ekhosuehi Eseosa, porn star Justin King, fitness fanatic Brandon Myles White, underwear guru Daniel Miller, and actor Dwayne Cameron.

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Shameless Sunday Salaciousness

Leaving winter behind in a flash, this final week of the sad season is being given a hot make-over with this gratuitous post of man flesh. It kicks off with that meaty pile of muscles, Joe Manganiello, who is beloved in these parts for his, well, everything.

He probably deserves his own Super Sunday post, but for now Henry Cavill carries the second spot in bulked up hunky form and fine shirtless fashion.

Speaking of super, check our Bryan Hawn’s naked butt and Chris Pratt’s naked torso.

Gavin Henson knows his way around a ball, but you probably wish he’d move it.

Bringing up the caboose here is Adam Levine, who looks fine from the front, but even better from the back, especially when he gets naked for it.

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Drops Absent of Snow

These early spring bulbs rarely show themselves before March, but this small clump was in resplendent late-afternoon bloom at the tail-end of February. They lived up to their common name of ‘Snowdrops’ as patches of dirty white stuff still clung to shaded spots, and the only other signs of life were a few branches of witch hazel suspended overhead.

For some reason I’ve never invested much into planting these early bulbs, yet they are my favorite sight at this time of the year. They’re also relatively easy to grow. (I went on a crocus kick a couple of years ago, planting hundreds of corms, only to watch them unearthed and torn apart by the chipmunks and squirrels in our backyard, so I’m a bit wary of the whole scene.) A few might be worth trying to sneak through, however, so remind me again in the fall of how much I love them at the end of winter.

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When the Witch Turns Red

When bloods runs from the otherwise bare limbs of a witch hazel shrub, the end of winter is at hand. I think the yellow version of this is the one most typically seen and known, which makes this burgundy variation all the more intriguing. We want that which is rare and uncommon – at least, I do.

One of the first spring shrubs to dare to bloom, witch hazel is a brave and hardy little thing, often shining through late season snowfalls and whipping wind, not to mention the deluge of spring storms just around the corner. Such resilience in the face of Mother Nature’s final gasps of winter – always the most cruel – is a thing of rugged beauty. The embodiment of idealism in a crinkled bloom.

The most thrilling turn of seasons is when winter bleeds into spring – whether that’s in the running water of a melting pile of snow, or the metaphorically bloody clumps of this crimson witch hazel.

We are ready.

Let it come.

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Madonna’s Tears of a Clown

It sounded like a guaranteed train-wreck. As much as I love Madonna, her ill-conceived and poorly-executed stand-up bit during an appearance on a Jimmy Fallon show for her Rebel Heart promotional tour was proof that her greatest strengths are her musical performances. (Witness the insanely good ‘Bitch I’m Madonna’ dance-fest of that same show.) This evening – a gift to her Australian fans – promised to be an intimate and raw affair of music, stories and comedy, but I didn’t have much faith in how it would play.

Making a whimsical entrance on a tricycle, Madonna makes an effectively glamorous clown. Make-up is flawlessly spot-on, costume is sexy but innocent, and the flaming-pink wig and off-set top hat are a new take on some Madonna stand-by accessories. She’s done the sexy circus theme before (‘The Girlie Show’) and it fits her well. Still, I had my doubts.

It begins in somewhat-shaky but moving fashion as Madonna tackles the Stephen Sondheim classic ‘Send in the Clowns.’ To my knowledge, it’s the first time she’s sung Sondheim since her stunning ‘Sooner or Later’ performance from 1991’s Oscar telecast.

It’s always a thrill when Madonna performs my favorite song she’s ever written, so the appearance of ‘Drowned World/Substitute for Love‘ from her magnificent (and thus far best) album ‘Ray of Light‘ was a welcome beginning to her string of songs this evening.

The unfairly-maligned ‘American Life’ album got a welcome revisit, with emotional renderings of ‘X-Static Process‘, ‘Intervention‘ and the first-ever live performance of ‘Easy Ride.’ Though I’ll never be a big fan of ‘I’m So Stupid’ it fit in well with the raw, sometimes-self-flagellating nature of the night.

Some of the intervening “comedic” bits fall as flat as expected (that dumb donkey joke) but they are less harsh and more endearing than previous comic efforts. She also pokes fun at herself, not something she does often, but one of her unheralded strong-points when it happens. Sipping from a Cosmopolitan, she was more relaxed in a free-form style that usually leaves her more rigid. How, at this late stage of the game, she manages to reinvent and surprise after what we’ve already seen is a real revelation.

The mostly acoustic style of the songs neatly aligned with the intimate feel of this loosely-plotted show, and sets Madonna up for an even longer run should she choose to maintain her unprecedented sway. She expounds upon the creation of one of the most emotionally-wrenching songs she’s ever written – ‘Mer Girl’ – before giving it a stark reading – a haunting highpoint, a raw wound, a glimpse behind the curtain. This clown had many sides, this clown had depth, and this clown had some serious feeling.

By the time a gentle, easy-going version of ‘Borderline’ comes along, the music is finally, and reassuringly, revealed as her one true salvation, as the single aspect that has buoyed her career and changed the entire landscape of pop culture – for better, for worse, and forever. Her penultimate song for this event was the too-rarely-performed ‘Take A Bow’ – the perfect ending both thematically and lyrically; all the world does indeed love this clown.

I expected the whole thing to be a dud, an embarrassing mis-step at the end of her otherwise-amazing ‘Rebel Heart’ Tour, but I was proven wrong. That’s the majesty of Madonna at work, even when the unlikeliest naysayers are ready to wag our naughty fingers at her. Touche, Madame, and well-played.

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The Disappearing Men of Boston

In fifth and sixth grades, one of my favorite moments of class was when we got to go to the library and read. There was a corner where the books on paranormal activity were kept, and I’d occasionally pick up a compilation on ghost hauntings and read a bit of it – only a bit, for I was soon too scared to turn the pages. Like the Loch Ness monster or the Abominable snowman, those ghost stories carried an unsolved mystery to them, the notion of something being off. They originated somewhere, there had to be something to them, but the veracity of it, the existence of such hidden evils, was always suspect. It was the only thing that kept me from going completely sleepless.

Black and white photographs of haunted staircases, of blanks walls covered in faded Victorian wallpaper, and doors slightly ajar, would come back to my mind at night, and I spent many hours frightened of every sound that emanates from a sleeping house. It wasn’t the existence of ghosts or monsters that horrified me, it wasn’t the damage they might do – it was the mystery of it. The absence of knowledge or proof was what bothered me, and that worked both ways. If it couldn’t be proven that they existed, how could it be proven that they didn’t exist? That same fear came to me the other day as I looked up at a poster of young man who was missing in Boston – Zachary Marr. On the platform of the Downtown Crossing Red Line, hordes of people rushed past his smiling image. He watched over all of them, as blind to their worries and concerns as they were to his, but I saw it all.

It had a title straight from clickbait hell: “Boston’s Mysterious Vanishing Men.” Of course I fell for it, then went down into a dark hole of conspiracy theories and paranoid speculation. For a few years, and in similar fashion, men in Boston were reported missing, then found dead a while later in a body of water – usually the Charles River or the harbor. In each instance, the men had gone off on their own, usually late at night, and often after a few drinks at a bar. They were all considered accidents, moments of drunken stumbling that resulted in unfortunate circumstances when a city has such easy access to water.

Still, something bothered me about these stories. Some vague underlying sense of dread and danger, some small seed of ‘What if?’ coupled with an inability to completely dismiss the connections made between cases. I don’t know the statistics, I don’t know how often such accidents happen. At the same time I find it hard to believe that such happenings are the work of some mastermind serial killer. As always, it’s the not knowing for certain that bothers me most. That’s what creeps into my head sometimes.

Boston’s lost boys, gone mysteriously missing then found in the water days or weeks later, haunt the most morbid corners of the mind, residing there partly resigned, partly pleading for help, partly at peace— or so we want to believe. It’s a haunting that spooks through its missing pieces, just like those ghost stories spun such fear through their very mystery.

I walk the streets and notice things differently now. The marks of men. The remnants of the lost. A single sock. A weathered Brooks Brothers collar point. A muddy comb missing several of its teeth. Ghostly items. Faded with weather and time and neglect. The forgotten. An eerie uneasiness settles over some nights now, and only when I lock the two formidable entry doors behind me do I feel a sense of relief.

UPDATE: Sadly, Zachary Marr’s body was just found in the Charles River.

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Bedroom Domain

“Waking up begins with saying am and now. That which has awoken then lies for a while staring up at the ceiling and down into itself until it has recognized I, and therefrom deduced I am, I am now. Here comes next, and is at least negatively reassuring; because here, this morning, is where it has expected to find itself: what’s called at home.” ~ Christopher Isherwood

“I don’t know if you’ve ever felt like that. That you wanted to sleep for a thousand years. Or just not exist. Or just not be aware that you do exist. Or something like that. I think wanting that is very morbid, but I want it when I get like this. That’s why I’m trying not to think. I just want it all to stop spinning.” ~ Stephen Chbosky

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I’m awake, you know?” ~ Ernest Hemingway

“It doesn’t matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don’t do it in the street and frighten the horses.” ~ Daphne Fielding

“Before you sleep, read something that is exquisite, and worth remembering.” ~ Desiderius Erasmus

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