The Holiday Stroll 2015 – Part II

Mother Nature must have been making up for the big pile of poo she dumped on Boston earlier this year, but rain was not in the forecast for our Holiday Stroll. It was certainly not in the itinerary, nor in the planning for the weekend. (Clear skies had been predicted and I foolishly heeded the weather reports.) I had the wrong coat for rain, the wrong shoes for rain, the wrong fragrance for rain, and the wrong indoor-outdoor walking ratio for rain. And we only had one umbrella (the one stocked in the condo that did NOT go with my outfit in the least) to share. Have you ever tried sharing an umbrella while walking a decent distance? It sucks, and everybody ends up getting wet. Yet none of that mattered (ok, it mattered a little, but my complaints dwindled as we made our way along a wet walk that found the temperatures warm and the sights still filled with fall leaves and flowers).

Changing the itinerary yet again, we ducked into Pho Basil for an early lunch. A bit of warm sustenance for the dreary day would surely turn our spirits around, and it worked. Pho is a winter tradition for us now, and Kira and I eagerly filled out stomachs with the hot, spicy broth.

Umbrella unfurled above us, we walked down Newbury Street, stopping in shops to browse and look, and somehow avoiding the huge crowds that often accompany the high shopping season. Maybe the rain had its unintended benefits as well. We mostly just looked, but that was all right. Much of our shopping had already been done. The point of our stroll was not to buy, but to enjoy.

Even looking has its exhaustions, however, and after a couple of hours we needed a rest. After crossing to Boylston, I insisted on a break in the lobby of the Mandarin Oriental. Their floral display is always stellar, and their inviting lobby has a delicious fire perfect for a rainy December day. Sitting down, we surveyed the fire and the Christmas tree, and took a moment to just be still.

These are the moments that make our Holiday Stroll special. The little pockets of in-between time, when we don’t even talk or check our phones, when the day pauses in its hectic rush – these are what I treasure the most. Kira enjoys them too, never the first to reluctantly stand and take up the journey again.

Time ticks on, no matter how much we’d like to stay, but the rain was still in full effect. We braved Boylston a bit longer (I adore the Crate & Barrel there) then found shelter back in the Prudential. Usually we use it as a walking corridor when the weather is wild, but as the stores were decked out in holiday finery, we added it to the itinerary (which was already in tatters because we were not walking all the way to Downtown Crossing or Quincy Market as ambitiously outlined under clearer skies).

We were vaguely aware that the day was darkening, but we didn’t know the rain was slowing as well. By the time we re-emerged at the other end of Copley Place, it was dim but dry, and we crossed Dartmouth for a cocktail at the Fairmont.

There we sat and talked, amid a bevy of other holiday shoppers and merry-makers. A festive mood had come out of the rainy day after all, our holiday stroll intact in its own strange way, valiantly proving its spirit even as it realigned my precious itinerary.

We had dinner and then made the long walk back to the condo, pausing at a cozy little market so I could pick up some sweet potatoes for later that night. (Yes, there was a reason.)

After winding down relatively early (having been up way too late the previous evening) we settled in with a viewing of ‘The Man Who Came to Dinner‘ – a tradition that we will keep intact because it’s such a good movie. I baked a couple of sweet potatoes in honor of the ice skating scene (where they are called ‘sweet hots’ (or is it ‘hot sweets’?) – both sound equally ridiculous) which turned out serviceable enough. They were done just as the appropriate scene came on, so we paused and munched on some late-night starch. The next day was a new part to our Holiday Stroll, and I wasn’t sure how it would go…

{To be continued}

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The Holiday Stroll 2015 – Part I

Sometimes the best-laid plans are the most easily broken, and sometimes an overly-anal Virgo needs to be put in his place when it comes to scheduling fun and spontaneous enjoyment. The universe taught me that lesson as Kira and I set out on a three-day Holiday Stroll that had been meticulously-plotted – the itinerary printed out on green cardstock. From the very beginning – a canceled cocktail toast at the Liberty Hotel (we did it at the condo instead, so she could drop off her bags) – to the very end (a mad-dash to get Kira on the train back to Attleboro) it was a comedy of errors, resulting in the least-followed itinerary ever created. Yet somehow it was one of the most fun weekends I’ve had in a while, and that’s about the only thing I could have guaranteed from the beginning.

As mentioned, the very first activity of the evening -“ a kick-off toast at the Liberty followed by a walk up Charles Street – was substituted by Kira’s arrival at the condo. We sat for a moment amidst the lights and decorations, toasting with a Campari orange before heading out into the clear night air.

Mother Nature must have been making up for her atrocious behavior last winter, as many of the leaves were still on the trees, illuminated now by Christmas lights and lending additional color to the dim days leading up to the shortest of the year.

The storefronts were lit from within, even though all were closed at the late hour. We hustled deeper into the South End, to The Elephant Walk restaurant, where plates of warm Cambodian food awaited the weary traveler.

Across the street, a church glowed beneath the light of the moon. That treacherous moon, which would wreak its havoc with our plans the entire weekend, sprinkled her crazy light over our progression. Yet even a walk into winter can be a pleasant experience when you don’t have to do it alone.

Taking our cue from this headless bunny, we headed back to the condo for some rest and shut-eye, and a super-late viewing of ‘Love Actually’ – which will likely not make the holiday tradition list. It’s just too much. Of course, we stayed up to watch the end – all the way past the 2 AM mark – a first. We make bedtime exceptions for the holiday stroll.

{To be continued}

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Demons Depart

It is not my mode of thought that has caused my misfortunes, but the mode of thought of others. ~ Marquis de Sade 

Violence is a calm that disturbs you. ~ Jean Genet

Destruction, hence, like creation, is one of Nature’s mandates. ~ Marquis de Sade

It is always by way of pain one arrives at pleasure. ~ Marquis de Sade 

Read from a distant star, the majuscule script of our earthly existence would perhaps lead to the conclusion that the earth was the distinctively ascetic planet, a nook of disgruntled, arrogant creatures filled with a profound disgust with themselves, at the earth, at all life, who inflict as much pain on themselves as they possibly can out of pleasure in inflicting pain which is probably their only pleasure.~ Friedrich Nietzsche

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Next Stop: STEAM PUNK BIRDCAGE

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The DG Tour: Animal Demons – Part 5

“In a time of destruction,

create something.”

~ Maxine Hong Kingston

 

 

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The DG Tour: Animal Demons – Part 4

{Continued from

Parts One,

Two,

and Three.}

To destroy the demons of the past, one must sometimes sacrifice the angels as well.

This wasn’t a slow degradation or gentle dismantling of an image. This was a willful and violent destruction of what came before. The erection of a perceived life of excitement & debauchery can take years; its destruction can take even longer, and is rarely successful in delivering complete eradication.

That requires a dance with the devil – and how many people do you know who would be willing to take that chance?

Yet even more than a deconstruction or dismantling of the past, this was an annihilation. Only the most desperate would ever attempt to start over at this stage in life.

The desperate and the very daring…

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A Tour Resumes in Frightening Fashion

A door, burnt and frozen, and locked from the outside.

An axe, held aloft in nervous hands, unaware of impending blows.

A shadow, revealing more than the light.

The Delusional Grandeur Tour continues this weekend, and the Tour Book goes further down the rabbit hole. These are dark images, with dark themes, but there is a comedic edge to the proceedings as well. Delusions can be devilishly amusing once you embrace the fun-house ride notion of what is at hand. Hold on tight…

Shadow fiend, ephemeral foe, monster in the looking-glass – what terrors do you intend for yourself?

What terrors do you intend for others?

Whatever menace you may bring to the world, whatever horrors you may inflict, the only real destruction you can hope to achieve is the decay of your own heart.

It cannot and will not be achieved by the violence of a moment, the rage of a scream, or the wielding of an ax.

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Murder in Sparrow Park

There is something serious and comical about this murder scene. On one hand, it’s terrifying and disturbing. How anyone could do such a thing, and why they would do such a thing, will always remain a mystery to me. I may play the sick, twisted card in Tour Books and other fictionalized outlets, but to actually go out and do this sort of thing, well, I don’t have it in me. And I’m relieved at that. But someone did.

This brutal beheading of an anonymous bear took place in the early evening hours of December 5. I stumbled upon the crime scene following the first annual children’s holiday at work. It was a heartless wake-up call after such a lovely afternoon of holiday bonhomie. The body had been stuffed in a garbage can. while a few feet away the head rested on its side, eyes agape as if still in shock.

Darkness lurks, even at Christmastime. Sometimes I think things become more sinister when the majority of people are doing their best to be good. Maybe it just seems that way in comparison.

The sad and serious part of this unhappy ending is that the bear looks well-worn and loved. In the realm of the Velveteen Rabbit, he or she would be considered ‘real.’ That’s the heartbreaking aspect of this scene. Was this an adult playing a joke on the world? Was it someone’s parent or care-taker menacing an actual child? I don’t know, and I don’t want to know. I had to work hard to quell my imagination from running away with all sorts of possible atrocities. In the end, it will remain a mystery. I turned my back to it and shuffled off into the night.

Being observant is sometimes a curse.

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December Roses

The 60-degree weather we’ve had of late is nice, but disturbing. I fear for the buds that have appeared on the cherries and hydrangeas – all will be decimated once the customary winter hits. In the meantime, however, roses still bloom and fall-colored leaves still dangle. There is something fun about that, some way-late-season celebratory spark that accompanies the disorienting notion of roses in December.

These pink beauties were smiling at me from the Southwest Corridor Park the last time I was in Boston. I paused to snap a few photos, while another on-looker marveled at them too. She said they were almost like holiday decorations.

Such extremes are indications of global warming and climate change, so the sight of these beautiful roses comes with certain consternation. As much as I enjoy the reprieve from the cruelty of winter, I also know the importance of a steady frozen groundwork for the survival and well-being of plants in the Northeast. Beauty and relief today may spell disaster for tomorrow. I’d rather go through the ritual and pay the dues now.

That said, these roses are indeed beautiful, and their incongruent appearance in the last month of the year shall be taken as a blessing. Maybe the winter won’t be so bad. Even if it is, the memory of beauty lingers, the feeling resulting from warm sunlight in December remains.

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In the Words of Cher

I like Cher. I don’t love her. Not in the all-encompassing life-long way I love Madonna, but in a friendly thanks-for-being-a-gay-icon-all-these-years and thanks for more good music than most of us realize she’s put out. Case in point is one of her latest, a wistful well-wish for a former paramour, the kind of love that sets someone else free, and in doing so sets yourself free. There’s no greater soul-service than genuinely wishing someone else happiness and love. Most of the times I’ve done so, I’m rather ashamed to say, have been fraught with ulterior motives. It’s so hard to be purely good, to do things with absolutely no self-preserving agenda somewhere in the background. Think of any good thing you’ve done and tell me there weren’t auxiliary benefits or joy for yourself as well. It’s pretty impossible. Yet I believe that’s the sign of grace and goodness.

I’m still working on it…

I hope I find it.

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Shadow Vogueing

On a recent afternoon in Boston, the sun drifted into the bedroom, and the light was such that it allowed for some Madonna-inspired shadow puppetry. The fun part of these iPhone photos is that they were not filtered into black-and-white – these are color shots. On a white wall, and with gray shadows, one doesn’t need to alter with filters or photoshop. In a season of color-saturation, this gives a sense of ease to the eyes.

As we approach the Christmas/New Year holidays, I tend to seek out softer moments like this, pockets of quiet and simplicity. I almost – almost – wish for the sheer starkness of January. Not that I wish to rush through the fun and warmth of this season, I just long for a bit of peace in the midst of all the madness.

Until then, I’ll make-do with shadow boxing, diverting my attention with moments of whimsy, ephemeral bits of distraction, anything to avoid the hustle and bustle up into which everyone is getting swept. I will hold onto my shadows and let them do the work for me, scuttling off to get the last-minute gifts, to pick out a party outfit for the next event, to wish merry on family and friends, while I sneak off to parts unknown for peace and quiet.

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Holiday Cresting

The holiday rush is gleefully, or grinchingly, upon us, and it feels like if I don’t give in to the raging flow I’ll be left behind. I won’t pretend there’s not a little bit of panic to that, to the idea that I’m missing out on something. It’s the sort of thing that I imagine drug-abusers or gluttonous over-eaters might feel. Whatever the case, it’s time to pull back, slow down, pause and enjoy the moment. Here’s to the last week.

The happy week began with the naked ass of John Stamos. And when a nude John Stamos (at least a nude butt shot) hits the internet, it’s a promising start to the week.

The sparkle of the season requires a little extra oomph, in this case something Outrageous!

The double crowning of Lockhart Brownlie as Hunk of the Day was another happy event.

Silk and pink, a wondrous combination.

It was a week of double Hunk crownings, continuing with Steven Dehler.

Minus the bombast and bravado, the Holiday Card 2015 arrived without an axe to grin.

There’s no crying at Christmas, except when there is.

Rounding out the Hunks of the week were Rick Fisher and Phil Sullivan.

The big news was the continuation of posts for The Delusional Grandeur Tour: Last Stand of a Rock Star, beginning with a little animal instinct. The ‘Animal Demons’ section has only just begun and it’s proving to be a bit much for certain folks. Was it the icy donkey show shown here? Was it the naked nipple-tweaking pig sex scene that did it? Or the devil crotch head that pushed people over the edge? Whatever the case, that’s kind of tame stuff compared to what’s about to come…

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The DG Tour: Animal Demons – Part 3

“Man is the only creature that consumes without producing. He does not give milk, he does not lay eggs, he is too weak to pull the plough, he cannot run fast enough to catch rabbits. Yet he is lord of all the animals. He sets them to work, he gives back to them the bare minimum that will prevent them from starving, and the rest he keeps for himself.” ~ George Orwell

“The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.” ~ George Orwell

“The Seven Commandments:
Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy.
Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend.
No animal shall wear clothes.
No animal shall sleep in a bed.
No animal shall drink alcohol.
No animal shall kill any other animal.
All animals are equal.”
~ George Orwell

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The DG Tour: Animal Demons – Part 2

The nature of the beast.

The unnatural order.

Imposed and self-imposed impositions.

Of delusions and grandeur, and rock-star excess, the expression of the inner wilderness can be a dangerous endeavor. Yet there is a sanctity to honoring the untamed impulse, a purity that is lost once social construction and reason come into structured play. That sort of timidity has no place here.

Here, we give into the wild.

We let go of the limits.

We embrace the animal.

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The DG Tour: Animal Demons – Part 1

“During last night’s insomnia, as these thoughts came and went between my aching temples, I realized once again, what I had almost forgotten in this recent period of relative calm, that I tread a terribly tenuous, indeed almost non-existent soil spread over a pit full of shadows, whence the powers of darkness emerge at will to destroy my life.” ~ Franz Kafka

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Animal Instinct

Though The Delusional Grandeur Tour is not in travel status this weekend, my friends are coming to the Tour Book for a little holiday get-together, and so the next installment of this Last Stand of a Rock Star will make its scheduled appearance here with a bit of Animal Demon action. When last we left the book, things had taken a darker turn, and this continues along that same menacing trajectory, with a buffer of whimsy.

We all have some bit of animal instinct within us. We all go a little feral from time to time. Keeping the beast within at bay is not an easy feat, but mastery of such impulses is mastery of the world. Control the wildness inside of you and you can control everything outside of you. The ones who let the animal take charge are the ones who fuck things up.

When you have an outlet like a Tour Book, however, you can let the rabid beast out to play. Just be prepared in the event that he doesn’t want to return to the cage…

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