Without fanfare or fireworks, without hype or hoopla, I humbly present the Holiday Card for 2015. Every now and then I need a year off the crazy heights of provocation and bloody mayhem that sometimes form the combustible release of certain cards. This is one of those low-key years, and I couldn’t be happier. Simple, safe, and further proof that I have no ax to grind. Happy Holidays to all. This one’s safe for the kids and the fridge! Next year I will return to being offensive – that’s a promise.
Until then, a look-see at previous offenses:
Holiday Card 2004 – Snow Queen
Holiday Card 2005 – Disco Ball Jock
Holiday Card 2006 – Jesus Christ Pose
Holiday Card 2007 – Very Bad Santa
Holiday Card 2008 – Soft & Somber
Holiday Card 2009 – Winged Fur Muff
Holiday Card 2010 – The Wedding Coat
Holiday Card 2011 – Most Shocking Card Ever
Holiday Card 2012 – Eat Your Holiday Heart Out
Holiday Card 2013 – Childhood Nostalgia
Holiday Card 2014 – Let It Snow
