We have Victoria Beckham to thank for yet another moment of magnificence, as she posted this cheeky pic of her husband David Beckham showing a peek of his naked ass. Beckham’s booty has been celebrated wide and far, and in posts like this and this and this. He’s also been a favorite here as evidenced by this linky-licious post exhibiting his various attributes. This is the closest we’ve come to a true David Beckham nude posterior, so gratitude must be given to Victoria.
Continuing his quest for world domination on a Madonna scale, Lil Nas X recently revealed the album art for his upcoming ‘Montero’ opus, out September 17, 2021. He takes up the racy mantle with a naked pose that slightly reminds of Prince’s ‘Lovesexy’ moment, then goes one step further with a fun and enticing video intro. At the present pop culture moment, no one is doing more to so wondrously titillate and gloriously infuriate the masses than Lil Was X, and I am here for all of it. (Check out his Dazzler of the Day feature here.)
‘Tis the glorious season of Broadway Bares, and the accompanying Strip-a-thon that raises money for Broadway Cares. One of the most beloved poster boys for this celebrated event is Ricky Schroeder, a Broadway triple-threat who earns his first Dazzler of the Day after a couple of Hunk of the Day features (here and here). Check out his Broadway Bares fundraising page here to join in the action.
‘Tis the season for eye candy and guy candy, so sound your favorite holiday jam and let’s turn this Christmas out with these naked and semi-naked gentlemen. It’s been a while since we’ve had any nude male celebrities, so let’s make up for that with this post. We’ll ease into it with a shirtless Tom Holland.
He appeared here before as Hunk of the Day, and showed off his assets with Jake Gyllenhaal.
One of our more recent Hunk of the Day selections, Michele Morrone makes his second appearance on the blog below.
Idris Elba begins a mini-series of back-end shots. His Hunk of the Day post can be found here, and he proved so popular that he was subsequently featured here and here and here.
Another backside view is brought to you by Olympian Matthew Mitcham. He also posed in his Funky Trunks here, posed in his Speedo there, posed with a ukulele here (no, really!) and made a marvelous duet with Davey Wavey here.
The rear view of Diplo drops one sick beat. Check out his Hunk of the Day feature here. And a sultry shirtless shot here.
Parker Young poses before a blue sky, as shirtless as he did in his Hunk of the Day crowning.
Every gratuitous guy candy post demands a classic – and here it’s brought to you by the one and only Ben Cohen.
Lastly, the bodacious booty of Pietro Boselli closes this beautiful post out in glorious form. There are a multitude of Boselli posts here, so for a comprehensive list seek out all the posts in the archives using the search feature. If you’re as lazy as me, however, try this link and this one and this one.
It seems to be a week of male celebrities getting naked for commercial pursuits, and I’m not complaining. Here is Hugh Jackman getting nude for R.M. Williams Boots. Mr. Jackman has been half-naked here before a number of times (click here, here and not here but it’s so worth a click) and it’s always a treat.
Nicholas Hoult has been a Hunk of the Day here previously, back when we had Hunks of the Day, and if he keeps shaking his ass in posts like this he will likely be crowned again. Talk about The Great. Well, don’t talk, let the pics speak for themselves. See a little more of Mr. Hoult here.
Some post titles speak for themselves.
Others speak through the universal language of the GIF.
Hard G or ginger G, whichever G you like, Max Emerson brings it beautifully.
Feast your eyes upon his form here, here, here, and here.
And if you still find yourself starved for links, try this naked one, this nude one, and this totally insane one. Anything to get us over Hump Day.
I haven’t been posting as much smut as I once did, and I’m told some people miss that. Here’s a bit of a bone then, with some gentlemen who have been featured here previously but deserve another look just because they’re still pretty – oh so pretty.
We begin with Aaron Renfree, who takes it all off for this stunning photograph. He knows his way around an underwear selfie too, as seen in this post, and is no stranger to being part of a sexy gent round-up.
Jeremiah Buoni and Eyal Booker make beautiful bookends.
Luke Evans has been a particular favorite in these parts thanks to his multi-faceted collection of talents. Singing, acting, dancing, posing in a Speedo, and most spectacularly posing out of a Speedo, he’s got a lot on display.
Brian Justin Crum made a splash in his Hunk of the Day crowning, so much so that he earned the honor twice. Meanwhile, that is Andrew Garfield’s tush, bereft of any pesky Spiderman suit and web-work. Somehow he has escaped being named Hunk of the Day, so look ahead to when that happens.
Adam Peaty gives us a peek of summer Speedo glory in this goggles-bound photo. Who is ready for the Summer Olympics Speedo Edition?
Bringing up the bouncing bottom of this post is one of the greatest: Chris Evans. I can’t begin to list his links, so I propose doing a search in the little search box below, and don’t stop at Mr. Evans. Type your favorite hunk’s name in and see what comes up.
Perennial nude favorite Pietro Boselli drops his pants in this brief but effective post highlighting some of his most prominent assets. See as equally-much of his nakedness here, here, here, here, and here. And then go here, here, here, or here. Trust me, all the links are worth a click and a scroll.
A little late to the nude Channing Tatum party that went on a couple of weeks ago, here’s that naked photo that his wife posted, or made him post, because of a bet or a board game or something. It doesn’t really matter because the end more than justifies the means. Mr. Tatum has been almost naked here in posts like this, and this, and this, but it’s been a while since he graced these pages. Welcome back, old friend.
Zac Efron’s nude booty has been featured here before, but for his turn as Ted Bundy in ‘Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile’ he’s showing his naked ass off again, in a little more explicit fashion. Given its serial killer subject matter, this is one of those films that may best be viewed by isolating the naked male celebrity bits. No one who comes here regularly is going to complain about that kind of editing, so I suppose now is a good time to recount all the times Zac Efron got naked here:
Who knew a math teacher would offer so many scintillating poses for this website? Pietro Boselli has been turning heads as many times as he has been solving equations, thanks in large part to pictures like this. He’s been seen in his underwear, in a Santa hat, and in nothing at all. One day I’ll do a comprehensive collection of all his links. For now, you’ll have to do some finger work and search the archives yourself. (Yes, there are archives – scroll to the bottom of the page and type anything into the search section and see what comes up.)
Oh wait, it’s Ash?
Whoopsie daisy.
Ban me from FaceBook and call it a month.
We celebrate Ass Wednesday here. There’s enough shame in the world. This is where the booty gets down. It’s not our first Ass Wednesday at the butt-baring rodeo. It’s actually not our second Ass-Baring Hump Day either. This is, as far as I can tell from the Ass Archives, our third booty-ful beginning to Lent. It begins with 50 Shades of a Nude Jamie Dornan. He’s shown off his backside here before, and it’s always worth another look.
Newer to these pages is Kit Harington and his kingly booty. I have yet to start binge-watching ‘Game of Thrones’ so this GIF will have to suffice. Here’s Mr. Harington’s Hunk of the Day post.
Richard Madden was also a Hunk of the Day. Perhaps more impressively, he was a Prince in Cinderella, and a naked hunk on this website.
John Cena may have the most bodacious bottom ever seen on this site, but don’t take my word for it. Check out a naked John Cena here.
Back with his brothers for ‘Sucker’ and making his most recent splash right here, Nick Jonas has always used his assets from his first Hunk of the Day post and beyond.
Backing this post into the end zone (groan if you must, and don’t come for me over bad sports puns that I don’t even fully understand) is David Beckham. More of his bum may be found at this link-filled post.
Happy Ass Wednesday everybody – shake it if you’ve got it! Let’s get our Lent on…
It’s been way too long since Jake Gyllenhaal has been naked onscreen, and on this blog, so let’s get a glimpse of his new Netflix movie wherein he plays a gay character. And in this scene wears nothing but glasses and a laptop, with a shirtless accessory. Mr. G has been naked here a number of times. Check out those previous nude looks here, here, and here.
He is currently appearing in super-buff form in ‘Glass,’ M. Night Shyamalan’s final installment of the tenuous trilogy that began many years in ‘Unbreakable.’ In the second film, ‘Split,’ James McAvoy turned in a stupendous multiple-personality performance that was utterly riveting. There is one insane slow close-up in which you can register his transformation from one personality to the next in terrifying detail. He’s possibly even better in ‘Glass,’ even if the movie doesn’t quite rise to that level of perfection. This time around he convincingly shifts characters in strikingly swift fashion, but with a certain masterful cock of the head or a specific glint in the eye, you always know exactly who “has the light.†Of course, this post isn’t just to honor McAvoy’s acting talents, it’s to give superficial praise and notice to his body. He’s already been a Hunk of the Day here – this is a holder until he officially wins a second go-round at it, and he’s only one nude scene away from that.
