Category Archives: Speedo

Globe-trotting, galivanting Simon Dunn has made his way back to Australia, where he is offering training for anyone looking to get in better shape. There’s no better billboard for his training program than his own body, and that canvass is looking stellar these days. Mr. Dunn made an Olympic splash before branching off into other areas of fitness, including a recent stint for Attitude magazine in which he gives training advice (and looks ridiculously good demonstrating things). He’s also been a role model for LGBTQ athletes, living as an openly gay athlete years before it was as talked-about as it is today.

He’s graced this website in a number of posts, starting with his very first Hunk of the Day crowning. There was this fun snow-inspired shoot, and this furry exploration of some salacious tan lines. He bottomed out here in the best possible way, and tipped his bulge here. Hopefully he’ll get back in the Snooty Fox swing of things as their work together provided some scintillating images. In the meantime, feast your eyes upon all that he still has to offer, and set up some training sessions if you’re lucky enough to be in his vicinity.

Summer is traditionally the time when the guys and gals get all naked. Since this website went dark during that sunny season, however, we lost a look at some of the Speedos that were donned. Let’s do a little retroactive Speedo search and see who got in (and out of) their banana hammocks. (And a few who didn’t deign to show off their bulge but were too cute not to include.)

First up is Nyle DiMarco, who has made a few splashes here in his almost-altogether. He gets his cocktail on by the sea in these shots, recalling the glory that is summer. 

Next is a pair of hunks who merge two of my favorite passions: dancing and nature. Check out Bear Grylls and Derek Hough in one of Bear’s underwear adventures. They made it through the wilderness. 

Getting his splash on is Matthew Wilkas, because when you’re that hot you need to find ways to cool down. 

Sometimes naked arms are enough when the rest of you is as super as Henry Cavill. And if you’re Ben Cohen sometimes all you have to do is smile. 

Two words: David Beckham. He may not be wearing a Speedo here, but he gets a pass because he wore one here. 

A double dose of Ricky Martin in his Speedo is always a summer treat. He’s done it before, and with any luck he’ll do it again. 

Strutting into the Big Brother house like a peacock, Dan Osborne does some impressive bulge work as per usual. Some may think he looks better naked, so make your own comparisons with this nude Dan Osborne post. 

Opening his arms and flexing his pecs, Jake Quickenden personifies summer glory. 

Finally, Pietro Boselli is too big for one GIF, so here he is in three. There’s no one better to bring up the rear, especially when it’s Pietro Boselli’s bare-naked butt. 

Too many hot minutes have passed since we last saw Ricky Martin in a Speedo. We rectify that in haste this morning with these fine(ly photoshopped) promotional photos from his appearance in the new American Crime Story: Versace. That’s the one that will also showcase Darren Criss in his tiny pink Speedo, and who knows what other kind of male nudity. (It was Miami in the mid-90’s after all – models were running rampant in skimpy attire and South Beach was the go-to hot-spot of the moment, thanks to the likes of Madonna.)

Though I skipped out on the O.J. Simpson story they did on the last ACS round, I will likely check this one out. The murder of Gianni Versace was a memorable moment from the summer of 1997. It came right around the time when Princess Diana died. Madonna once remarked that she felt haunted during that summer, and the notion of that has always intrigued me. Even the rich and famous are equalized by mortality.

When Zac Efron gets into his freedom Speedo, it’s quite a sight to behold. He’s filled them out here before, and has been teasing his bits for years. The red, white and blue provides a stunning cover-up for some of this country’s most precious jewels.