The naked backsides of ‘Magic Mike’ – Channing Tatum, Matthew McConaughey, Alex Pettyfer, and Matt Bomer. Who’s your favorite?
Category Archives: Shirtless Male Celebrities
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Ryan Reynolds, Married (Again) and Naked (Again)
Word on the Internet is that Ryan Reynolds married Blake Lively. One question: who is Blake Lively again? Another question: does anyone else think this is anything more than an excuse to show a naked booty shot of Ryan Reynolds?
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A Shirtless Football Player
In honor of the opening weekend of the NFL season (that’s football for those of us who don’t know – I looked it up), here are a few shots of a shirtless, and bulging, Steve Weatherford. He was recently in the news for a possible hazing event, and he plays for the Giants. That’s all I could be bothered reading.
I was recently talking with Skip, my go-to straight guy for sports-related advice and info, and he mentioned that football trumps baseball when it comes to prominence. I was going to go all-out for a big World Series, well, series of posts, but he said the Super Bowl was a much bigger event. I’m still planning a few baseball posts for the end of the season, but otherwise our next big sporting event will be the Super Bowl. It will be hard to top last year’s event, but I’ll do my best. In the meantime, Mr. Weatherford in all his shirtless glory.
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Magic Matt Bomer Shirtless
Fresh off his g-strung turn in ‘Magic Mike’, Matt Bomer shows off his hard-won muscles in a boxing themed episode of whatever television show he’s currently starring in. As one of the only gay men in the world who hasn’t seen ‘Magic Mike’, I will have to make do with this, and I am.
(PS – Hope this makes for the vagina shot earlier today. Yes, I heard your shrieks loud and clear.)
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2012
The Briefs, Bulge & VPL of Ben Cohen
Not only is Ben Cohen beautiful and confident in the underwear department, he also has a tremendous heart, as evidenced by his StandUp Foundation. Check it out HERE, and pick up some of his underwear if you are so inclined.
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Ben Cohen’s Enormous Hose
Ben Cohen in various states of underwear will be featured in the next day of posts, so stick around, or come back often.
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August
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2012
Shirtless Sunday: Tom Cruise
Because some people still find him hot. Once again, I am not some people, but I don’t begrudge anyone a bit of nostalgia.
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The Evolution of David Beckham’s Bulge
Despite our in-flux status, or perhaps because of it, this seems as good a time as any to examine the evolution of David Beckham and his briefs-encapsulated bulge. God knows we could use the hits… The featured image above is the first time many of us got a glimpse of Becks and his balls, and it remains iconic. Compare that to the one below, in which he appeared with his wife, Victoria (who will always be known as Posh in my book). As much as I love her, I’ve cropped much of her out.
A few years pass before his latest venture, his own line of underwear for H&M. As disappointing as their first offering was (fabric and fit was all wrong), I may have to give it another go, even with the unfortunate mustache that accompanies the new promo images. The Power of Beckham in Briefs. It’s very real.
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August
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Chris Evans, Shamelessly Shirtless
Before David Beckham (who’s up tomorrow), a throwback to one of this site’s former, and likely future, favorites – Mr. Chris Evans. For a brief bit, there were rumors that his publicist no longer wanted him to do shirtless shots. I’m guessing the gay mafia took that person out, because he has since been seen sans shirt again.
Not that there is such a thing as the gay mafia. I have neither heard nor see anything. I know even less.
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Paul Ryan, Shirtless for Real
From the heroes (Ben Cohen) to the villains, this is Paul Ryan, the man who wants to end Medicare. (Not entirely sure of the absolute accuracy of that last part, but neither is the GOP.)
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2012
A Ben Cohen Bone, Shirtless
While we’re under construction, a bit of a shirtless (and surprisingly tan) Ben Cohen to tide you over…
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Zac Efron’s Wet Tighty Whities
From Mr. Efron’s next movie, something about a Paper Boy. Zac Efron in underwear AND Nicole Kidman? I may be sold…
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February
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2012
The Bulging Briefs of David Beckham
It may be blasphemy to say this, but is it really all that? Here is David Beckham in his tightey-whitey briefs – a product of his current Bodywear line for H&M. I managed to snag a few specimens last time I was at the mall (there wasn’t exactly a line or shortage for Mr. Beckham’s underwear in upstate New York), and my first impressions were not anything to blog about – at least not in any glowing-review sort of way.
The fit and design were flat, as if someone had simply taken two pieces of fabric shaped like briefs and trunks and simply sewed them together. There was no room for contours, no consideration for bulges or packages, and that’s the death-knell for a decent pair of underwear.
The trunks ride up on the thighs, which, if you don’t mind it, is not the worst thing in the world, but what’s the point of trunks if they’re just going to slide themselves into briefs? The briefs were better suited at staying put, but only because the fit was so tight.
Even the logo bothers me, with its Tom-Ford-wanna-be font, pierced through with an off-centered hole-punch to signify his football glory. It feels like a concept that fell slightly short of its goal, not quite abstract enough to arouse interest, but obscure to the point of annoyance.
If this is what I have to put up with to get into Beckham’s drawers, then I’m perfectly content with keeping them closed.
