A Pigskin Ball, A Helmut, A Jockstrap, & A Marabou Robe

Let me be frank: there are only a few balls that I’m adept at handling, and none of them are made of pigskin.

I’m much better suited to donning a marabou-accented red velvet robe and making silly faces.


Stay tuned for more Superbowl madness – coming up next are the promised jockstrap shots. The things I do when Madonna is in the game…





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