Scallions, more commonly referred to as green onions, don’t seem to enjoy as much popularity as they deserve. I love where they fall on the onion spectrum, somewhere between a traditional onion and the chive. I also love how much color they add to any dish (it’s best to use a decent amount of the foliage for precisely this reason). Their flavor is delicate, but important. They add an onion-like touch without the harshness of the real thing. I enjoy them with eggs, and fresh dill and parsley for a bright omelet – or as a topping on kimchi fried rice or a pungent pho. Such a garnish may seem optional, but it provides an integral flavor, texture, and freshness to any savory dish. The lesson here is that the scallion should never be underestimated. A good lesson for all of our stalwart ingredients, and a testament to the power of fresh ingredients.
February
2017
February
2017
Joe Jonas Redux
You may have seen the first two photos in this previous Joe Jonas post, whereby he premiered his new Guess underwear shoot. But even the additional photos from that shoot failed to include the GIFs you see below, and that’s the point of this post. Because it’s not always about Nick Jonas getting his kit off.
February
2017
Mid-Week Mayhem Squashed
This is my Monday after a long-weekend away, so forgive me if I’m not quit as plucky as usual. Better yet, don’t bother me at all today because I just need to catch up in peace. To that end, I just want to point you to this linky post of previous moments of tranquility that have given me great joy over the years. We need more calm in this tumultuous internet zone.
February
2017
Returning to a World of Magic
Those of us wishing for another tale of Harry Potter were somewhat appeased by the release of a play billed as ‘The Eighth Story. Nineteen Years Later’. It picks up with the children of Harry Potter, along with all the main players of the original books, some of whom show up in memory, or in those magical picture frames where the dead still seem to live out some fragmented version of life. J.K. Rowling’s magical world was always one in which loss was inevitable and irreversible. She taught that tough lesson in as kind a way as possible. Harry’s hurt was always palpable and present even as he triumphed and gained the love and loyalty of a group of friends who became his family. The latest play, ‘Harry Potter and The Cursed Child’ is a tribute to all of that, and Rowling, Jack Horne and John Tiffany manage to recapture the enchantment, bringing our favorite characters back to thrilling life.
“Harry, there is never a perfect answer in this messy, emotional world. Perfection is beyond the reach of humankind, beyond the reach of magic. In every shining moment of happiness is that drop of poison: the knowledge that pain will come again. Be honest to those you love, show your pain. To suffer is as human as to breathe.’ ~ Dumbledore
February
2017
The Harvey Wallbanger
My only previous exposure to Mr. Harvey Wallbanger (and the only reason we have an impossible-to-store bottle of Galliano in the house) was in this Harvey Wallbanger cake. That thing was heavenly, and in the years since I made it, I’ve been tip-toeing around the original cocktail from which the cake was derived. I finally tried it a couple of weeks ago, with some fresh Florida oranges, and I have to say that I was less than impressed. It turns out I don’t like Galliano all that much. It has a sweet medicinal property that disagrees with my palate completely. Still, there are those who will wax nostalgic for this, and if you happen to have some Galliano still hanging around from the 70’s, now’s your chance to give it a whirl.
 Harvey Wallbanger
- 1 1/2 ounces vodka
- 4 ounces orange juice
- 1/2 ounce Galliano
- 1 orange slice for garnish
February
2017
Pink & Greenery
A simple bouquet for your midday contemplation, in hot pink and evergreen.
A more colorful version of this companion study in simplicity.
As a wise woman once said, pink goes good with green.
February
2017
Unfit President(ial) Recap
Forget that treasonous clown who used Russia to steal the last election and focus on the recap at work here. We broke the hump of February, and we are on our last full week of the wretched month. Here’s what went down over the week of love.
Andy Cohen’s latest book ‘Superficial’ was a super-fun romp through celebrity glitz.
Keeping things simple on Valentine’s Day.
Andy in his youth. (And younger.)
Love is pain and pain is art: Madonna’s ‘Graffiti Heart’.
A tour, back in full bloom.
Another blooming installment here, and here, and here.
Nick Jonas, as hot as ever.
A super-hot Hunk of the Day run included Josh Moore, Mauricio Plastina, Keegan Whicker & Andy Cohen.
February
2017
The Hot Ruse of Nick Jonas
It’s always a good time for a Nick Jonas post, especially when a few random GIFs are just waiting to be posted. Gay-baiting or not, Mr. Jonas knows his audience and, more importantly, how to titillate and please them. From that first Instagram moment of shirtless abandon, to that almost-butt-baring iconic underwear shoot, and all the sex scenes and teasing teasers that have ensued, he figured out where his bread is buttered a while ago, and has ensured a steady stream of adulation ever since. Enjoy some extra glimpses here.
February
2017
The Hot Hues of the Pennsylvania Dutch
Ever since seeing a photo of the finished product, I’ve wanted to try my hand at these pickled beets and eggs. With our first brunch in need of something with a little pizzazz, I set about to see what magic the Pennsylvania Dutch had crafted. This one requires a bit of forethought and planning, as it is essential that the 48-hour soaking period be honored in order to achieve the colorful brilliance you see here.
Billed as a “gift from the Amish” (and all of my close friends know my affinity with the Amish), here is the old-fashioned recipe in case you want to recreate it.
Pennsylvania Dutch Pickled Beets & Eggs
- 8 eggs (hard boiled)
- 2 (15 oz.) cans whole pickled beets, juice reserved
- 1 onion, chopped
- 1 cup white sugar
- ¾ cup cider vinegar
- ½ teaspoon salt
- 1 pinch black pepper
- 2 bay leaves
- 12 whole cloves
- Place eggs in saucepan and cover with water. Bring to a boil. Cover, remove from heat and let eggs sit in hot water for 10 to 12 minutes. Removed from hot water, cool, and peel.
- Place beets onion and peeled eggs in a non-reactive glass or plastic container. Set aside.
- In medium size non-reactive saucepan, combine sugar, 1 cup reserved beet juice, vinegar, salt, pepper, bay leaves, and cloves. Bring to a boil, lower heat, and simmer 5 minutes.
- Pour hot liquid over beets and eggs. Cover and refrigerate 48 hours before using. (Stir or shake once or twice a day for even color to soak through.)
This is not a recipe for everyone, but it would make a great side-dish for Easter, thanks to the way the beet color seeps into the eggs. Once they are cut open, it’s the sort of combination that doesn’t seem real for something you can eat, but there it is, a wondrous collision of hot pink and sunny egg-yolk yellow.
February
2017
Hosting Sunday Brunch
Can you believe that we’ve never hosted a Sunday brunch until now? My friend Chris voiced his incredulity, and when I pondered it my own mind boggled a bit too. We’ve had weekend guests who have shared in breakfast and brunch-like meals, but never have we had people over specifically with the intent of brunching. This was the first time, and though it came off without a hitch, it was a lot of work, so we likely won’t be doing this with any regularity.
The unlikely centerpiece was a bowl of Pennsylvania Dutch pickled beets and eggs, but that was so pretty it deserved its own post (to follow later today). It also required a 48-hour prep time, which gives you an indication of the forethought and planning that is required – such as the baked French toast you can see above. I’m not a fan of making French toast because of all the smoke and mess, so a baked version was much more to my liking. It could (and actually should) be prepared the night beforehand, so the bread can soak up the batter.
The home fries (with onion and yellow peppers) and the frittata had to be made right before serving, which is where the stress of the whole thing surfaces. Both, however, won’t be harmed by waiting around for an hour or so – and some people prefer a room temperature frittata anyway.
This was my first freaking frittata and it was fabulous, if I do say so myself. Following the advice of various frittata experts, I cooked up the vegetables separately to eliminate a lot of the excess liquid they would otherwise bring to the dish, and it turned out quite nicely.
The deviled eggs (half with horseradish) were provided by Suzie, and I always find that the secret to getting really good deviled eggs is to ask someone else to do them. I provided the traditional brunch libations (Bloody Marys and mimosas).
We brought out the waffle-maker (as we do once or twice a year) and other people baked them up.
Is it worth having a waffle-maker if you’re only going to use it once a year? The answer is yes. At least on this morning. I’ll sing a different song when I trip over it in the attic again.
It was a grand time, and it turns out that the key to a great brunch isn’t so much about the food or fanciness of the dinnerware, but rather in the family and friends we were lucky enough to assemble. We’ll do it again when spring returns.
Word.
February
2017
The DG Tour: Flower Bomb Balm ~ Part 8
The afternoon sun starts to slip behind the continent, giving the Maine coastline that magical illumination of the golden hour. Most of the time I catch this view in the morning, when the sun is ahead, lighting up the land from the other direction. By later afternoon we’ve traditionally moved on to other entertainments. Sometimes, though, I manage to return to this spot for the enchanted light you see here.
As the tour winds down, I find myself looking for quiet pockets of peace. I think of Maine at such times of longing. Perhaps I will end this tour there, at the end of May, when summer is on the horizon…
February
2017
The DG Tour: Flower Bomb Balm ~ Part 7
A violent beating of the air, the crazed yet concise fluttering of the wings, and finally the quick lift into the sky. The life of a bird in all its ferocity. Ripping the heads off of fish, swallowing insects whole, breaking the backs of rodents – these are all in a bird’s method of survival.
We see their graceful flights, the smooth arc of their paths in mid-air, and we marvel at how easy and lovely it appears. We don’t see the tense muscles holding their wings taut beneath the armor of feathers, we don’t see the retracted talons clenched and preparing for perch. We only see what’s pretty.
February
2017
The DG Tour: Flower Bomb Balm ~ Part 6
What holds dominion on this ever-evolving planet of ours: land or sea? For sheer size, might, and fury, I give the edge to our oceans. The egocentric plight of mankind wants to think that we control the water on all our borders, but we are really just on one big island. (And no, islands don’t float.) The sea holds the power, and all the battles are waged and raged on the shore. The crux of water and stone. The space of magnificent meeting. The interface of nature and humanity.
Long have I felt the pull of the water, and long have I wanted to heed its call. I’m drawn to the edge, but not compelled much further. The immensity of the thing frightens me. The thought of how far it goes, and how deep. If you’ve ever stood on a beach looking out over the ocean and trying to fathom how small you are in this universe, you know what a humbling and terrifying notion it can be. As it laps at your feet, and you feel yourself sinking into its pull, you understand what little impact we truly have. If given the chance – and if we so dare to defy its omnipotence – it would have its way with us.
Yet its beauty it unmatched. On tranquil days of sun and surf, it is a balm of supreme calm and contemplation. The cadence of its waves, the ballad of receding water, even the wind its temperature conjures from above – they sound the notes of a song of peace, of inevitability. Grace resides here, along with Redemption. Hand in hand, they walk along the shore. Let us walk with them.
February
2017
A Tour in Full Bloom
This weekend finds me in travel status again, as The Delusional Grandeur Tour heads West. I’ll be populating tomorrow’s posts with the next installment of the tour book, but as a reminder of where we last left off, here is a brief list of the most recent posts. We’ve embarked on the final section of the piece: Flower Bomb Balm. It will probably be the longest section, as it includes the Grand Finale. As much as I don’t like to draw out goodbyes and endings, this is the last time, so forgive the Lord of the Rings hesitancy to finish up.
The Delusional Grandeur Tour: Flower Bomb Balm ~ Part OneÂ
The Delusional Grandeur Tour: Flower Bomb Balm ~ Part Two
The Delusional Grandeur Tour: Flower Bomb Balm ~ Part ThreeÂ
February
2017
Andy As A Baby
Since the first ‘Andy as a kid’ post was so popular, here’s a bonus one of some more baby photos. It’s the perfect dose of cute and cuddly for the middle of the day.






















































