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Category Archives: Underwear

A Gratuitous Cooper Koch Crotch Shot

My social media pages will likely flag the image below, so you had to come here to see it. Censorship is rampant, and the prudes leading the charge are tellingly offended by the human body. It must be awful to live in that kind of shame, but I wouldn’t know. Here are a few more scintillating shots of Cooper Koch for Calvin Klein, echoing some of the brilliant editorial work that brand did in the 80’s, with a classic full brief and a mysterious gaze. Koch had previously bared more in full color here, if you’re interested in such matters. 

PS – The traditional Monday recap is coming later today… stay tuned.

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The Ones Who End Up Empty

“Never give anything away.

There’s no more where it came from.

We give the audience everything, and when it’s gone, c’est ca, c’est tout.

Basta, finito.

We’re the ones who end up empty.” 

~ Terence McNally, ‘Master Class’

“That’s what we artists do for people.

Where would you be without us? Eh?

Think about that.

Just think about it while you’re counting your millions or leading your boring lives with your boring wives.”

~ Terence McNally, ‘Master Class’

~ The Divine Diva Tour: A Fairy’s Tale ~

  1. Pink Frilly Fairy: Part OnePart Two, and Part Three
  2. Homage to Herb: Part One, Part Two and Part Three
  3. A Purple-Hued Interlude
  4. Style & Panache: Part One, Part Two, Part Three and Part Four.
  5. Purple Puff Confection: Part OnePart Two, Part Three and Part Four.
  6. A Blue-Hued Interlude
  7. Fuchsia Fabulousness: Part One. Part Two and Part Three.
  8. Bad Boy Bangs: Part OnePart Two. and Part Three.
  9. Vanity Under Where: Part One, Part Two. and Part Three.
  10. Sugar Plum Ballerina: Part OnePart Two, and Part Three.
  11. A Pool Frolic: Part OnePart Two. and Part Three.
  12. A Cemetery Interlude: Part One and Part Two.
  13. Powder Blue Fur Doll: Part One, Part Two, and Part Three.
  14. A Milky Interlude 
  15. Rock Out, Cock Out/ Hang Out, Wang Out: Part OnePart Two, and Part Three.
  16. Cocktail Cocktale: Part One and Part Two.
  17. A Fairy’s Interlude: Part One and Part Two.
  18. Willy Wonkers: Part One, Part Two, and Part Three.
  19. A Peacock In Everything But Beauty: Part One, Part Two, and Part Three.
  20. Swan Lake Fantasia: Part One, Part Two, Part Three, and Part Four.
  21. Black & White in Briefs: Part One.

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Black & White in Briefs

The photographs for this entry of The Divine Diva Tour: A Fairy’s Tale were taken over two decades ago, and posting this project online for the first time is forcing an exercise in nostalgia – a space where I don’t often put myself. As I approach 50, this year feels like a good place to indulge in some looking back. This particular portion of the project coincides with a recent visit to the current production of ‘The Picture of Dorian Gray’ at the Music Box Theatre. A vainglorious quote by Mr. Wilde leads off this section:

“It is better to be beautiful than to be good. But it is better to be good than to be ugly.” – Oscar Wilde

“Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else’s opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.” – Oscar Wilde

~ The Divine Diva Tour: A Fairy’s Tale ~

  1. Pink Frilly Fairy: Part OnePart Two, and Part Three
  2. Homage to Herb: Part One, Part Two and Part Three
  3. A Purple-Hued Interlude
  4. Style & Panache: Part One, Part Two, Part Three and Part Four.
  5. Purple Puff Confection: Part OnePart Two, Part Three and Part Four.
  6. A Blue-Hued Interlude
  7. Fuchsia Fabulousness: Part One. Part Two and Part Three.
  8. Bad Boy Bangs: Part OnePart Two. and Part Three.
  9. Vanity Under Where: Part One, Part Two. and Part Three.
  10. Sugar Plum Ballerina: Part OnePart Two, and Part Three.
  11. A Pool Frolic: Part OnePart Two. and Part Three.
  12. A Cemetery Interlude: Part One and Part Two.
  13. Powder Blue Fur Doll: Part One, Part Two, and Part Three.
  14. A Milky Interlude 
  15. Rock Out, Cock Out/ Hang Out, Wang Out: Part OnePart Two, and Part Three.
  16. Cocktail Cocktale: Part One and Part Two.
  17. A Fairy’s Interlude: Part One and Part Two.
  18. Willy Wonkers: Part One, Part Two, and Part Three.
  19. A Peacock In Everything But Beauty: Part One, Part Two, and Part Three.
  20. Swan Lake Fantasia: Part One, Part Two, Part Three, and Part Four.

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Cooper Koch for Calvin Klein Underwear

Calvin Klein has found its underwear footing again, as evidenced by current bulging ambassador Cooper Koch and the recent exhibitionism by Bad Bunny in his skivvies. There is also the not-so-distant splash made by Jeremy Allen White. Where will Cooper stand when the dust settles on his contribution? Time will tell… 

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Dazzler of the Day: Robert Irwin

Sometimes all it takes to be Dazzler of the Day is one underwear shoot to launch a new brand of skivvies (at least new to the United States). Bonds has been an Australian underwear staple for years – only now does it find its way onto our weary shores, and it has a scintillating ambassador in the form of Dazzler of the Day Robert Irwin. Son of the late Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin, Robert has made a splash in his own right, which finds a nifty highlight in these shots displaying his, err, trouser-snake, among other creatures. 

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Bad Bunny Bulging Reprise

Bad Bunny was recently bulging out of his Calvins in this post, and before that he was crowned Dazzler of the Day in this post. This is just a gratuitous thirst trap for those who once came to these parts in search of such prettiness, as seen in categories like Male Models and Male Nudity

And if that’s enough for you, there are always these categories to tick your fancies:

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Bad Bunny In Nothing But His Calvins

Calvin Klein has engaged Bad Bunny as the body and face of his spring campaign, so we have these sizing shots by photographer Mario Sorrenti to rival the recent display of Jeremy Allen White in his own Calvins. Bad Bunny has already been a Dazzler of the Day here, and he cements that status with this turn in the iconic boxer briefs.

See also:

Shawn Mendes in his Calvins.

Noah Centineo in his Calvins.

Maluma in his Calvins.

Salomon Diaz in his Calvins.

Jeremy Allen White in his Calvins.

Justin Bieber in his Calvins.

Nick Jonas in his Calvins.

Aaron Taylor-Johnson in his Calvins.

Bad Bunny body, Bad Bunny Calvin Klein, Bad Bunny underwear, Bad Bunny bulge

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Vanity Under Where

Looking back twenty years ago has been a trip – especially when looking at how young I was, how vain, how foolish, how ridiculous, how lovely and how wistfully tinged with innocence. On the cusp of thirty that year, I felt as old as I had ever felt – how quaint that seems now that I teeter on fifty. 

The musical accompaniment of this, a cover of Madonna’s ‘Dress You Up‘ given an immaculate glow-up by the brilliant Darren Hayes, pays tribute to those moments I felt beyond the reach of mere mortals. May you have felt such a brush with greatness in your mind as well. 

…Where Vanity lies with Divinity…

You’ve got style, that’s what all the girls say
Satin sheets and luxuries so fine…

All your suits are custom-made in London
But I’ve got something that you’ll really like…

I’m gonna dress you up in my love…

Feel the silky touch of my caresses,
They will keep you looking so brand new…

Let me cover with you with velvet kisses,
I’ll create a look that’s made for you. 

This is the tale of how a vain little boy grew into a vain young man.

Vanity was his weapon of choice against encroaching insecurity.

Boisterous, attention-getting, contagious vanity.

Cruel, vicious, wicked vanity.

He wasn’t much to look at, but through sheer force of will

he forged himself into someone desirable. 

Through hell-bent tenacious rage he willed himself handsome,

and one day it suddenly came to be true.

… no matter how much he was loved…

~ The Divine Diva Tour: A Fairy’s Tale ~

  1. Pink Frilly Fairy: Part OnePart Two, and Part Three
  2. Homage to Herb: Part One, Part Two and Part Three
  3. A Purple-Hued Interlude
  4. Style & Panache: Part One, Part Two, Part Three and Part Four.
  5. Purple Puff Confection: Part OnePart Two, Part Three and Part Four.
  6. A Blue-Hued Interlude
  7. Fuchsia Fabulousness: Part One. Part Two and Part Three.
  8. Bad Boy Bangs – Part OnePart Two. and Part Three.

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Dazzler of the Day: Pete Davidson (And That Sofia Tote)

At first I thought it was airbrushed trickery, but online peeps are claiming that Pete Davidson had actually undergone a long and painful regimen of tattoo-removal, so I’m not sure what to think of these shots for the Reformation brand, other than they have granted Pete this Dazzler of the Day crowning (thanks in no small part to that leopard-pattern Sofia tote on the couch in one of the shots, available here for anyone who wants to fulfill my lifelong leopard-tote-dream). No, seriously, I want that tote. I don’t care if it’s too late for Valentine’s Day. No cap.

As for Davidson, I’ve been a minor fan ever since his skit with RuPaul. Hilarity. 

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A Gratuitous ClickBait-&-Switch

This is only a partial clickbait-and-switch, as I am offering the draw of Jeremy Allen White in his underwear but also supplying a couple of links of more of him dazzling in this post– so there is some substance behind the prettiness. Take a moment and click on those links to get your fill of the bulging Jeremy Allen White, and scroll down this delicious bulge listing, then come back and join us for the real reason for this post: a celebration of August.

I haven’t felt very joyful these past few weeks, which is typical near the end of summer and the passing of another birthday. It also sets a very questionable stage for the fall season here on ALANILAGAN.com. Our coquette summer is coming to its inevitable close, and it is time. The contrast between what is about to be unleashed here is profound. Perhaps a bit jarring. Day and night. Brace for whiplash, because if I’m not ready for this jelly, you are definitely not ready for this jelly.

Before that, here’s a quick recap or recaps for anyone who wants to attempt making sense out of the past month’s trajectory. I certainly can’t, but I’m in it. It’s impossible to see the forest through the trees. 

August 2024 – Week the First.

August 2024 – Week the Second.

August 2024 – Week the Third.

August 2024 – Week the Fourth.

 

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Olympic Spotlight: Carlos Alcaraz

Currently making a play for Olympic gold in Paris (notably in the Men’s Tennis Doubles team – see partner Rafael Nadal in his underwear here) this is Carlos Alcaraz. He’s made his own name for himself in tennis, starting his competitive journey when he was just 15 years old – all those years of work and competition are paying off. He also had his own underwear moment, as seen here, which puts the cherries on this Olympic Spotlight sundae. 

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Dazzler of the Day: Joven Calloway

Digital creator, Andrew Christian Trophy Boy, and TikTok sensation Joven Calloway earns his first crowning as Dazzler of the Day thanks to his body of work. That’s all. Follow him on Instagram here.

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The BOLD & SEXY Style of Luke Evans

While the title and flagrant featured photo for this post is admittedly nothing more than clickbait, the content is, like the subject at hand, much more substantial. This post is to celebrate the opening of BDXY – a clothing and lifestyle brand founded by actor Luke Evans, Fran Tomas and Christopher Brown. Already a favorite on these pages, and a beloved Dazzler of the Day here, Evans brings his own elegant sophistication and taste to his first fashion endeavor, lending a classic vibe to a new brand that aims to serve any gentleman with a desire for refinement, sexiness, and strength. 

From the sexy basics of underwear to the sultry scented collection of candles, BDXY is laying a groundwork for a line that will undoubtedly expand. For now, keeping things simple and basic in underwear (briefs and boxer briefs in black, white, and green) and t-shirts and tank tops (vests) of multiple colors and logo options, along with  some daringly sexy swimwear, is a very smart start, and once you have a stable customer base, the rest of the world will surely follow. Personally, I’m favoring ‘The Unit’ underwear in black or green, and ‘The Atmos’ Swimbrief Mirrorzag – both in size Medium for anyone considering future gifts (just saying!)

You know I love a company that gives some intriguing background to its inception, offering clients a glimpse into the creative spark that started it all, and a story of how it came to fruition. BDXY has a great origin, and a compelling mission, as seen on their website as follows:

Founded by actor Luke Evans in partnership with Fran Tomas (architect and project manager) and Christopher Brown (stylist and creative consultant). BDXY is an apparel and lifestyle brand with a strong focus on classic style with a contemporary twist.

Taking cues from the Classic Hollywood actor, BDXY mixes nostalgia with modern and sustainable everyday staples. We work with new technology, fabrics and manufacturing processes to deliver a wardrobe that exudes alluring appeal with considered design.

The Origin of ‘BDXY’

The letters are pronounced BDXY – the first two letters are from the word ‘Bold’, while the second two are from the word ‘Sexy’, which describes the aesthetic of the line.

“It’s as much a feeling and a personal energy, as a description of how one looks. You can feel bold and sexy in absolutely nothing, a ball gown, a tuxedo or any kind of attire you wear. Bold is a strong, confident word and sexy is something that is appealing in many different ways.”

“Bold” exudes a vibrant energy, a daring spirit that embraces challenges and stands out with confidence. On the other hand, “Sexy” carries a magnetic allure, creating a vibe that’s captivating and irresistible. Together, they evoke a dynamic aura, blending fearlessness with sensuality, leaving an impression that’s both powerful and enticing.

Starting Point ~ The starting point came from a T-shirt, our hero product, as a strong foundation piece inspired by screen icons of the Old Hollywood era – think Marlon Brando and Steve McQueen. With this in mind, the BDXY line is designed to make you feel comfortable and confident, everywhere, always.

Sustainability is an important factor close to all our hearts. BDXY pays attention to the planet by focusing on eco-friendly methods and natural fabrications. We use ethically sourced fibres as well as recycled and upcycled materials, while working closely with a family business in Portugal. This approach helps breathe new life into humble staples while honouring our commitment to minimising environmental impact.

Inspiration ~ The naming of each piece in the first collection was inspired by Luke’s profession: on a film set, every crew member has a specific job title unique to the industry. Most have been around since the dawn of film and television production. The Stunt, The Focus, The Gaffer, The Captain, The Boom… The legacy and essential nature of these roles and more, speaks to the enduring appeal of our garments.

Aspirational ~Travel is one of the most valuable gifts you can give to yourself and others. It is this love of travel, people and places that are at the core of our collections and capture a moment in time of memories and happiness. Each piece is rooted in a shared appreciation of quality fabrics and timeless design for all body shapes.

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Harry Styles in And Out of His Underwear

From his ‘Beauty Papers’ cover shoot from a couple of years ago, these shots show Harry Styles in and out of his underwear (though still in a pair of fishnets). Styles has been pushing the envelope of gender presentation for years (appearing on the cover of ‘Vogue‘ in a dress, even if it should have been Billy Porter), and I’m always here for such challenges

[See also our entire ‘Underwear’ category for more skivvy fun.]

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