Returning to the Boulevard, Two Decades Later

The year was 1995. Vague shadows of palm trees played behind the emblematic street sign. Shades of the sunset glowed richly – ambers and salmons burnt through with mottled rust. Emblazoned on the curtain in the Minskoff Theatre was the title of one of the hottest tickets in town: SUNSET BLVD.

Glenn Close was nearing the end of her opening run as Norma Desmond, for which she won a Tony Award, and somehow I’d managed to score seats for my Mom and me. We were in the very last row, but even in a theater as expansive as the Minskoff, I knew Ms. Close would put on a show.

We were not disappointed. In fact, it remains one of the most transfixing and mesmerizing moments I’ve ever had the luck to witness on Broadway. Close was phenomenal – ferocious and fierce, tender and touching, all manic and magic and tragic at once. She brought a brittle humanity to a woman whose circumstances were unmatched by most of us, yet we understood her plight and her pain, and her insatiable need for love and adoration. Norma Desmond would never be easy to like – the truly great ones never are – they are too complex and polarizing, they demand too much and try too hard. For those very reasons they are the ones who are remembered.

For her part, Ms. Close brought a definitive reading to a character it seemed impossible for anyone other than the original Gloria Swanson herself to play. Two decades later, all talk is that she’s making the role just as powerful and impactful as that first time, with layers of depth and experience adding nuance and sparkle to her performance. Critics are raving, audiences are packing in (Hillary Clinton and Steven Spielberg are two of the latest to stop by), and everything’s as if we never said good-bye.

I think back to the first time my Mom and I saw the show, in the last row of the Minskoff Theatre. It was a matinee, and the light of day was shut out for a couple of hours of pure theatrical magic. As the overture began, and the dark tones of Andrew Lloyd Webber’s lush score rang out, we sat on the verge of something epic. As Ms. Close descended that serpentine staircase to frenzied applause, the magic that was in the making revealed itself in stunning form. We sat rapt for the entire show, wholly enchanted by the spectacle and the performance unfurling before us, and when it was over I realized that Norma would be haunting my life for some time thereafter. That’s the power of an actress like Ms. Close.

I’d have the fortune to see a number of other Normas inhabit the house on the boulevard (most notably, and enjoyably, Betty Buckley – who should definitely be courted to return to the role if at all possible), but I never forgot the first time I saw Glenn Close give her amazing bravura performance. In two weeks, and from the front row, I’ll get to return to that infamous address to witness the wonder of her doing it all over again.

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Her Story

Madonna’s latest magazine spread also yielded a video project that is among her most beautiful and haunting. It put me in mind of some of her greatest artistic moments – the ones that turned themselves into cultural milestones, not just for Madonna, but for the landscape of entertainment and provocation. Here are a few that the Madonna Timeline has touched upon.

First up is an apt song for this time of the year, the majestic ‘Like A Prayer’ and its accompanying gospel heights.

Salvation came the year she turned 40 and released the ‘Ray of Light’ album.

From the ‘Inside Out’ she examined each step of her life.

For someone who doesn’t like to look back, she made a promise in ‘I’ll Remember‘.

She’l teach you how to… well, ‘Erotica‘.

Just watch her burn, and ‘Let It Will Be’.

Summer makes musical memories, especially when ‘This Used To Be My Playground‘ comes on the radio.

Who wants to get high? ‘Rainbow High.’

Everybody’s living in a material world, and she was the original ‘Material Girl’ – you know that we are…

She don’t wanna hear your ‘Words‘.

Deeper and Deeper’ and sweeter and sweeter – never gonna hide it again.

 

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In the Midst of the Rain, a Rainbow

Our middle-of-the-day happy moment is provided by this shot from yesterday’s rainbow. It appeared outside my office window, and dropped one end right in front of the Hudson River. I’ve never been this close to the end of the rainbow before, but it bodes well for this final leg of my last tour. It reminds me of the heady days of the Royal Rainbow World Tour… Yes, everything’s as if we never said goodbye…

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There’s Magic in the Air

Rebounding from sickness and back issues and the general ickiness of winter, I’m feeling the first flush of spring fever, and the excitement that comprises the Final Leg of The Delusional Grandeur Tour. Recent stops in Tucson, Arizona and my beloved Boston have been completed, and upcoming jaunts include New York and Chicago. It will conclude in Ogunquit, Maine just before summer begins. Those are happy words and memory-inducers: summer and Ogunquit and Maine.

First, though, the trying days of Lent. The dirty, salty roads. The messy snow of which we haven’t seen the last. The riotous flailing of March winds as the month transforms from lion to lamb. We’ll get there, but we’re not out of the woods yet. It’s still very much winter, and that’s no joke.

My friend JoAnn will be visiting next weekend. That’s another happy thought. There’s a lot to catch up on – a winter’s worth of happenings since we last met around the holidays. Friends, food, and warmth. It’s how we make it through.

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Hunky Noon-time Treat

The stars of the touring AC2 show, Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen, posed for Mr. Cohen’s social media outlets, and we giggled gleefully and marveled at the guns and pecs on display. Andy Cohen was a two-time Hunk of the Day, and Anderson Cooper had his Hunk crowning as well. Taken together, it’s more hunkdom than an average midday post can handle, but let’s do our best to collect ourselves. This is what the internet is really for. In these trying political times, let’s revisit why we’re all here, and this picture exemplifies that for me. Carry on, AC & AC.

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Lentils are Delicious

It turns out that lentils are more than just a fairy tale footnote, and this recipe for a lentil soup is absolute proof of that. As long as winter hangs on, and the chilly first days of spring retain a frigid core, there will be a need for soup and similar comfort food. The rustic ingredients magically transform into a soup that is a hearty and filling as it is tasty. The broth turns an inky midnight/violet shade as the lentils cook – a delicious hue that is tempered once the red tomatoes go in. While every ingredients counts here, it is perhaps the fresh parsley and grated parmesan that makes the big difference in the end. (Those two bay leaves are a necessity to work their magic as well.) If you’re looking for a way to make the end of winter just a little more bearable, this is my secret weapon. Wield it well. (It comes from a wonderful cookbook, ‘Good Cooking’ by Jill Dupleix.)

Abruzzese Lentil Soup

Ingredients:

  • 1 ¼ cups small green lentils
  • 2 garlic cloves, smashed
  • 2 bay leaves
  • 1 onion, peeled and sliced finely
  • 2 celery stalks, finely sliced
  • 2 carrots, peeled and diced
  • 2 Tbsp. olive oil
  • 14-oz can crushed tomatoes
  • 14-oz can chickpeas, drained
  • Sea salt & pepper
  • 2 Tbsp chopped fresh parsley
  • Freshly-grated Parmesan cheese for serving

Rinse lentils, then place in pan with garlic, bay leaves and 6 cups cold water. Cook until almost tender (about 30 minutes), skimming occasionally. Finely slice onion and celery, and dice the carrots. Heat olive oil in large saucepan. Add onion, celery and carrots and cook, stirring often, for ten minutes.

Add vegetables and tomatoes to lentils and stir well. Simmer until nice and soupy, about 20 minutes. Add chickpeas, sea salt and pepper, and simmer for at least 10 minutes longer, adding extra water as necessary. Stir in chopped parsley and ladle into warm soup bowls. Served with grated Parmesan on top.

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Middle of the Day Pick-Me-Up

Today’s dose of cute is brought to you by a real seal and a stuffed seal.

If your heart doesn’t flutter a bit at these photos, I don’t want to know you.

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The Forgiving Frittata

If you’re looking for an exact recipe for a frittata, look elsewhere. The whole point of a frittata is that it is a very forgiving dish – it bends and yields to whatever is in the fridge, and however you prefer to make it. I’ve made this a coupe of time – each one different – and each one delicious. I prefer it to an omelet, as there’s no tricky flip or roll involved. (Of course, if Andy’s going to be making it, I’ll take the omelet.)

For the frittata, you can fill it with whatever you like. If you’re using a meat (I’ve tried sausage and bacon to great effect), you can chop it up and render the fat directly in a 12-inch pan (oven-safe and non-stick) to be used for the final dish. For any vegetables you want to use, I’d saute them in a separate pan (you don’t want all that moisture going into the frittata) until they’re relatively soft.

In another bowl, I whisked 8 eggs and about half a cup of heavy cream. (The fat’s important, so don’t go skim.) To this, I added salt and pepper, and any fresh herbs that work for you. When the meat’s finished cooking, and still on medium heat, add the eggs and vegetables and stir everything gently together. As the edges pull away from the pan and the eggs start to set, put the whole thing into a 350-degree oven until it’s set to your liking. (About 8 to 10 minutes for a firm frittata.)

Let it rest for a bit before cutting, then top with more fresh herbs.

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I Look Ridiculous

Everyone loved this photo when I posted it on Instagram, so here you go.

People love to see me in distress.

And in a mask, apparently.

The good news is that I don’t have strep throat and don’t have to go on antibiotics.

The bad news is that my throat still hurts.

#UrgentCareRealness

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A Sore Recap

With burning throat, I will do my best to recap the past week in which sickness ravaged my middle-aged body. No one wants to hear about that, so I wrote a bunch of posts on it because that’s the miserable bitch I am when feeling unwell. You didn’t come here for compliments, did you?

It began with the proverbial entrance of March. ROAR!

Not all fantasies are sexual.

Bum-baring Happy Ass Wednesday.

In sickness

Gleeful quokka.

The anniversary of the greatest album Madonna has ever crafted.

Covered again.

Kinky & linky.

The greatest feud of them all.

The Hunks of the Day were represented by Will Helm, Amini Fonua, Dima Gornovskyi, Alan Valdez, Jordan Woods and Casey Conway.

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Bette Davis vs. Joan Crawford

Leave it to Ryan Murphy to bring the legendary rivalry between Bette Davis and Joan Crawford to the small screen with tonight’s premiere of ‘Feud’. I’m all for a camp-fest, and recreating the shooting of ‘Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?’ is camp by definition. Even if it’s subtly sophisticated, Murphy can’t help but indulge in his trademark excesses. Susan Sarandon (Davis) and Jessica Lange (Crawford) bring their scene-gobbling prowess to their roles, yet I remain skeptical that this can be anything deeper than, say, the ‘Vogue’ video homage Murphy concocted for Glee’s Madonna’s episode. Perfectly rendered, perhaps, but lacking in depth or substance. If you have something to say, it better be better than, or at least equally profound as, the original. Not sure how one can out-camp ‘Baby Jane’ but if anyone can do it, it’s the team behind ‘Feud’. Either way, I’ll be watching, so they’ve already won.

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Lazy Kinky Linkfest

My throat is still sore, so posts will again be a little light today. Follow my lead and take the day off too if you can – simmer some soup, put on some tea, and grab a book. I’m going to spend some time navigating a new phone, and possibly focusing on my Twitter and Instagram feeds. Think of this as a Cross-Promotional-Synergistic pollination project. There’s FaceBook too, though to be honest all social media is getting tiresome. I include this website in that too. Give me a couple of days to recuperate and find the muse again.

 

 

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Under the (Frigid) Weather

A bright brutally-cold day was greeted with a very sore throat and a lost voice.

This will be a quiet day, in every way.

I’m too pooped to write much, and I can barely speak.

Enjoy this brief respite.

I shall return, and I shall be millions.

Until then, have a cup of tea.

 

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The Latest Covers

Nobody knows better than Madonna what it’s like to be on the cover of a magazine, and she scored three more with Vogue Germany this month. They are each stunning, as much for the airbrushing as anything else I suppose, but beauty comes in forms fabricated and faux, and if I were on the cover I’d want as much help as possible. It’s time for Madonna to come out with a new project soon, as she’s been relatively quiet since the Rebel Heart Tour ended. (Adopting two kids takes away from creative endeavors too.) Anyway, on this special Madonna Anniversary day, take a look at the trio of exquisite images on the cover of the magazine that gave her a seminal hit. Strike a pose!

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A Light Anniversary

March 3rd is a holiday of sorts for any proper Madonna fan, as this is the day she released what I consider to be her finest album, ‘Ray of Light’. I won’t get into the story I’ve already told a thousand times on how I waited in line at Tower Records in Boston to get it, I’ll merely link to it within this anniversary post. Better yet, and far easier in my sickly state, I’ll link to the songs from that album that have already appeared in the Madonna Timeline. Happy Anniversary, ‘Ray of Light’ – I knew you would last.

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