Entering the Second Half of My 40’s – Part 1

We arrived in Boston as Hurricane Henri arrived in upstate New York, and while we would cross paths a couple of times, we largely escaped the brunt of the bad weather, as Albany got much more rain than Boston ever did for this storm. After all the tumult of the past year and a half, a birthday trip wrecked by a hurricane would just be par for the course, but my spirit would be dampened deeply if it didn’t happen, so we lucked out. 

It was on a Sunday when we settled into the condo, and while Andy rested I went out for an early stroll/shopping expedition, on which I picked up some Eataly eats for the days to come, as is the new favorite custom. If we had to be stranded inside for inclement weather, we would not do it hungry. Fortunately that never happened, but as the Boston sky looked dramatic and changeable, I would leave nothing to chance. 

It was hot and humid, and the clouds hung lower than the tops of some buildings. The city gave off a dream-like vibe, where haziness and fog made everything feel a little more enchanting, if tinged with the threat of rain. For that first night, we tried out the new Contessa at The Newbury. 

Back when it was the Taj Hotel, we’d spent our wedding weekend in one of their suites, and since then we’d returned to the rooftop restaurant for an extravagant birthday brunch a few years ago. Newly renovated and reopened, I was eager to see how it had changed. The Street Bar, where we’d had some delectable sidecars right before our wedding rehearsal dinner was still intact in sumptuous, classic form.

We had a drink there while waiting for our reservation, then took the elevator upstairs for dinner. Contessa is a gorgeous space – give me a fringed lamp and I’m yours. The food was decent enough, though on the salty side. More reason to drink I suppose. The view was spectacular, and the clouds abated so the expanse of downtown Boston spread out before us. It was the ideal entry into our trio of nights in the city. 

The next day Andy hung around the condo while I did some birthday cologne reconnaissance. I’d narrowed it down to three possibilities: ‘Musc Ravageur’ by the magnificent Frederic Malle and a pair of Byredo offerings – ‘Oud Immortel’ and ‘Accord Oud’. I tried the ‘Musc’ at Neiman Marcus, but it had an abundance of vanilla, and while I’ve warmed slightly to that fragrance, it was only slightly, and I wasn’t quite ready to embrace this much of it. The ‘Oud Immortel’ was lovely, but veered a little too closely to Creed’s ‘Aventus’ to merit a purchase.

Byredo’s ‘Accord Oud’ on the other hand was like a wondrous hybrid of Tom Ford’s ‘Oud Wood’ and ‘Tuscan Leather’ – a combination I’ve employed before, but here it was in one convenient bottle. Birthday cologne chosen, I could relax and leisurely browse the other stores in Boston before returning home for a mid-day charcuterie plate and a necessary siesta. 

By Monday evening the rain had arrived, but it was spotty – pouring for a few minutes at a time then clearing a bit – these roving bands would traverse the sky for the night, scheduled to quit for good by my birthday, so this one night of stormy weather was comforted by an old Boston stand-by – the Atlantic Fish Company – which Mom had recommended after having a lunch there a few week ago. I hadn’t been there in well over a decade, and on a rainy night it provided a much-needed dose of comfort seafood. We returned to the condo in the midst of the rain, hunkering down for the evening with a hint of fall in the air, and that seems a good place to pause…

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Bookended by Falling Blossoms

Filled with the falling blooms from the seven sons flower tree, the pool echoes the more exciting sight of the cherry blossom petals of pink floating in it just a few short months ago. This is the closing sign of the summer season, and carries a tinge of sadness to it because of that, but it’s tied to the opening start of it all, and so it brings an element of sweet to the bitter. It’s ok – we’ve been here before, and if we are lucky we will come back, and next time the blooms will be pink again, and the season of the sun will return with a happy vengeance. 

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A Laborious Recap

On this Labor Day, I’m taking the easy way out with this recap of the previous week, ut coming up very soon we will chronicle my birthday in Boston and the recent sleepover with the Ilagan twins, so fresh content is just a few clicks away. Come back for that in a bit – for now, let’s recap the last week…

It began with my 20th anniversary with the State of New York – meaning I am two-thirds of the way toward the day I am eligible to retire. 

Rolling the yarn from summer into fall

Summer still happens for most of September.

Those doggone days of summer.

A lady of iron.

School criminal.

Shirtless male celebrities made a splash here again

That naked Lil Nas X album cover for ‘Montero’.

Foggy bottom.

ALB whimsy.

Downtown Albany delights with these imitations of life

A glimpse of David Beckham’s naked ass courtesy of Victoria Beckham’s Instagram. The road to David Beckham nude takes another turn…

No wire hangers ever! (Or almost…)

Dazzlers of the Day included Michael Damian, Kim Fields, Mindy Cohn, Nancy McKeon, and Lisa Whelchel.

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No Wire Hangers Ever!

Since a great deal of the clean-up for the attic loft consisted of shoving errant junk into the storage and closet space of the unseen parts of the attic, some organization and editing remains for me to do. I’ve saved the bulk of it for this fall and winter while enjoying the scant peeks of sun we’ve had this summer. The other night I had a moment to begin sifting through the racks of clothing, and I managed to whittle things down and make the slightest dent in the collection, resulting in this line-up of hangers. 

We’ve only just begun…

(Keen inspectors may find the exception to the rule…)

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Dazzler of the Day: Lisa Whelchel

Like any proper gay boy growing up in the 1980’s, my idols were Madonna, Blanche Devereaux, and Blair Warner. Fittingly our final honors of ‘The Facts of Life‘s fabulous foursome goes to the woman who portrayed my favorite fact-of-lifer Blair Warner: Lisa Whelchel. She earns the Dazzler of the Day for turning what could have been a one-note stereotypical character of privilege into a complex and conflicted heroine, whose friendship with Jo proved to be the heart of the entire show. 

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A Peek at David Beckham’s Naked Butt

We have Victoria Beckham to thank for yet another moment of magnificence, as she posted this cheeky pic of her husband David Beckham showing a peek of his naked ass. Beckham’s booty has been celebrated wide and far, and in posts like this and this and this. He’s also been a favorite here as evidenced by this linky-licious post exhibiting his various attributes. This is the closest we’ve come to a true David Beckham nude posterior, so gratitude must be given to Victoria

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Imitations of Life in Downtown Albany

Seward Johnson sculpted these works of art which are currently scattered throughout downtown Albany, creating a jolt of surreal awareness when something you assume is human out of the corner of your eye suddenly turns inanimate upon closer examination. Those little tricks of perception have always been one of the most fascinating parts of art for me. Tricking the brain and challenging our too-often-unchallenged perspective is a main tenet of art that’s going to matter.

Sculptures like this also beg for some sort of engagement and interaction, even if it’s just posing for a silly selfie with them. We need more of that in this fractured world, and the idea of art as something for everyone is a comfort as we head further toward division. Art unites all of us in ways that little else can.

On a recent lunch break, I took a walk through downtown to see which of these I could find – there are a total of ten in various downtown locations – I managed to locate seven so far. The quest for the remaining three will continue next week.

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ALB Whimsy

Albany holds its whimsical enchantments close to its vest, only revealing them to those who are patient and who take the time to really look. That means going a little further on a daily lunch walk or simply keeping your eyes peeled for unexpected delights like a painted parking meter or a parking garage mural. Always a bane to the existence of the downtown worker, parking is a necessary evil that we might as well make as pretty and whimsical as possible.

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Dazzler of the Day: Nancy McKeon

Sometimes all it takes for a television show to move from a pleasant enough diversion to classic sitcom status is the right character played by the right actress. Such was the magical alchemy that happened when Nancy McKeon joined the cast of ‘The Facts of Life’ as Jo Polniaczek and immediately started sparring with blonde centerpiece Blair Warner. After whittling the cast down to its star quartet, the show found its footing, thanks to the gruff girl from the wrong side of the tracks with a broken heart of gold. Bringing a depth of feeling and emotional complexity to Jo, McKeon – and the chemistry she shared with her co-stars – put ‘The Facts of Life’ on the sitcom history map. She channeled her talents throughout her lengthy career in Hollywood, including a memorable stint on ‘The Division’ and multiple television movies. For most of us, it’s her indelible role as Jo that made the most lasting impression, and so she earns this Dazzler of the Day for giving her heart and spunky grit to all of us in the 80’s. 

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Foggy Bottom

The title of this post belongs to a section of Washington, DC, and the Foggy Bottom metro stop always tickles me whenever I see it listed anywhere. On this morning, I’m using it to convey the fog that surrounded our pool in these transitory times of summer seeping into fall. No one is sorrier to see summer go than Andy and me, particularly after such a piss-poor summer that had more rain than spring and fall combined. A rather unfair set of circumstances given last year’s pool fiasco where every day without a functional pool soared to 90 and shone with full unfiltered sunlight. This summer hasn’t felt like summer at all, leaving us in sorry shape for making it through another winter. There are fewer memories to see us through, less Vitamin D coursing through our veins.

That said, I’m not going to lament the passing of summer, especially as there’s nothing to be gained for such wallowing. Better to embrace the change about to take place, lean into the impending season and celebrate the harvest. The gardens, in spite of (or perhaps because of) all the rain have performed fairly well. The ferns usually scorch by the end of July and persisted throughout August, while the Chinese dogwood ‘blooms’ lasted for months – a palliative part of sacrificing all the sunshine. And I’ve made a concerted effort to get into the pool at least once a day when the rain has broken, which forced me to take a meditative pause when my regular meditation fell by the wayside. Living may not be getting any easier, but our coping mechanisms are being refined. Life is about editing and improving and dealing with what we have on hand – not being given the perfect set of circumstances from the beginning. On such foggy mornings, the battle to break out of the haze serves as an opportunity to create our own clarity – and one of the lessons of this summer has been how to turn gray days into something brighter. That starts from the inside.

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I Love A Naked Album Cover

Continuing his quest for world domination on a Madonna scale, Lil Nas X recently revealed the album art for his upcoming ‘Montero’ opus, out September 17, 2021. He takes up the racy mantle with a naked pose that slightly reminds of Prince’s ‘Lovesexy’ moment, then goes one step further with a fun and enticing video intro. At the present pop culture moment, no one is doing more to so wondrously titillate and gloriously infuriate the masses than Lil Was X, and I am here for all of it. (Check out his Dazzler of the Day feature here.)

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Shirtless Male Celebrity September

It’s been a while since we had a gratuitously-shirtless male celebrity post, so let this fill that gap as September doesn’t always require a shirt. It begins with the featured pic of Shawn Mendes who will be performing on the MTV Music Awards in a few days. Having missed the show for about the past twenty years, I have no idea what it’s like anymore, but maybe this will be the year I tune back in. Mendes has appeared shirtlessly here and in his underwear here and here

Nick Jonas has been a perennial favorite in these parts – and these parts – and these parts – and these parts. Well, you get the idea. And for more of a shirtless Nick Jonas, see this and this. Bonus post: the brothers Jonas and a shirtless supporting cast.

The eternal debate over who is luckier to be married to the other is intense when it comes to John Krasinski and Emily Blunt. Here is Krasinski in shirtless motion, and if you need a nude John Krasinski fix go here

Anderson Cooper has been a Hunk of the Day already, so he’s about due for his Dazzler of the Day crowning. Meanwhile, the shirtless parade continues

Cody Christian, in his native habitat based on his body, has been here before in posts like this and this

Musician Tom Goss turns the other cheek, and also appeared in this cheeky post.

Donning his own crocheted Speedo, Tom Daley brought Olympic glory to Tokyo earlier this summer, and Speedo heat here and here and here and here and here

Last and most certainly not least, Michael B. Jordan closes things out with a Zen pose of shirtless magnificence. 

 

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School Criminal

The other morning I was driving through the neighborhood and passed the corner where the kids all wait for their school bus – always with their parents, either standing with them outside or staying in their cars. On this late-summer day, there was a group of kids with a lemonade stand, not one adult or chaperone to be seen. It was a lovely reminder of childhood innocence, though it made me wonder: why is it ok for them to be out on the corner selling lemonade with no adults today, but next week when school starts they all need their parents with them while they wait for the bus?

Do criminals only strike during the school year? 

The power of summer…

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Dazzler of the Day: Mindy Cohn

Lest anyone forget, before George Clooney kissed Julianna Margulies and Jennifer Lopez, he kissed Mindy Cohn at the end of an episode of ‘The Facts of Life’. More people need to be aware of that, and so Mindy gets this Dazzler of the Day honor, thanks also to her tireless work as an LGBTQ+ ally, as well as a steady stream of film and television work since her days as Natalie on ‘The Facts of Life’. She also makes appearances with the Beekman Boys from time to time, because she has great taste. 

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Lady of Iron

Bright and intense jolts of color coming into the garden at this time of the year are mainly accomplished through the somewhat artificial practice of introducing a pot of obnoxious chrysanthemums into the landscape – perfectly produced mounds of temporary blooms that always look forced and rigid no matter how they are used. Better to have a plant like Vernonia fasciculata – commonly known as Ironweed – put on a show in a more natural and rustic fashion. 

I found this plant two falls ago, on a big sale, and popped it in rather late in the season as an afterthought, thinking if it survived that would be an unlikely miracle. Of course I forgot about it until eery summer when it emerged and started sending up tall stalks of leaves. Hoping to force it to branch out, I cut those back the first spring they appeared, resulting in a shorter but more branched form. This year I let them go without any pruning, to see how high they would fly – they are now towering over me at well over six feet in height, and these blooms have just begun. 

The plant likes moist soil in full sun, where it will achieve its stately size, and is reportedly host to the American Painted Lady butterfly. It’s a little coarse in leaves and form, but the color, and the time of bloom, are enough to merit its place in our garden. 

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