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Adam Levine in His Birthday Suit

Celebrating his birthday today, Adam Levine gets another featured post on this site, after a long line of featured posts. He may be close to earning his own official Category here (like David Beckham, Ben Cohen, Madonna, and Tom Ford) – those behemoths whose posts are so numerous and substantial that they merit a rarefied categorization of sorts. Mr. Levine has done his share of naked romping here, so here’s an almost-complete capsulation of his previous appearances:

It began with this naked Adam Levine shot, with some lucky hands covering his naked crotch way back in 2012.

He shaved it all off – at least his chest hair – for those moves like Jagger, and in this shirtless Adam Levine post

That first iconic naked shot was backed up with this yoga GIF that doubles as a sex GIF if you use your imagination. 

A peek at Adam Levine’s underwear was glimpsed in this post. Briefs, baby, briefs! 

More of Levine in his underwear, and in motion, could be seen here

He performed this beautiful rendition of Prince’s ‘Purple Rain.’ 

His naked ass finally made its much-ballyhooed appearance in this post

It turns out that a nude Adam Levine ass-shot is all one needs to court a certain following for an otherwise-simple recap

Even when it’s not all about him, a shirtless post where he plays a supporting part is made more fine with Mr. Levine’s nipple-baring presence

Case in point is this male fantasy collection in which a shirtless Adam Levine bends over

Did I post this nude Adam Levine GIF series yet? It bears repeated viewings. 

This post had some naked Adam Levine GIFs and that was more than enough. 

When Maroon 5 were announced as the Super Bowl half-time show, I hinted at something shirtless not thinking it would ever happen. Well, it happened. Adam Levine took his shirt off and the place lit up

Who knew a half-naked Adam Levine would ignite such a furor?

Anyway, Happy Birthday to the man at hand – and many happy returns of the day

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