Category Archives: Shirtless Male Celebrities

The Bulge Report

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The battle of the bulge means something different on this site, when a bulge is something that is celebrated. Far more than a blatant full-frontal dick pic, a subtly-covered bulge offers the erotic power of the imagination – the sexiest part of the human experience. Therefore, the male bulge has received more than its fair share of exposure here, from revealing VPL (Visible Penis Line) shots to even more revealing wet-underwear pics that leave almost nothing to said imagination.

One of the first bulges to ever be featured here quite fittingly belongs to David Beckham. He has a penchant for almost bursting out of his briefs, as in this quick-change scene on the field. Even when his bulge gets a bit boring, like pizza, it’s still pretty good.

Some bulges are best when they go head-to-head, as was the case in this post pitting Cristiano Ronaldo’s junk against what Rafael Nadal had in his pants. Similar fireworks exploded when David Beckham thrust his stuff against Ben Cohen or when Mr. Beckham had a go at Mario Lopez.

Male models can always be counted on to display their wares, putting bulges front and center in such prominent promenades  by Tyler Lough, Lance Parker, Choi Ho JinChris Fawcett, and Justin Deeley, who parlayed his bulge into an acting career.

The Speedo – or Budgie Smuggler for those Down Under – has long been the seminal item for showing off the bulge. Tom Daley was first featured in nothing but his Speedo in this post, surpassing Michael Phelps in his Speedo,  and who knew what he would become to this site. Both his bulge and his butt – and you could debate the merits of each for hours. Matthew Mitcham would likely agree, though he has his own magic to work.

Even more revealing than the Speedo, however, is a pair of tight briefs or, better yet, a jockstrap, as exemplified by such studs as Colby Melvin in his Andrew Christian finest, the bursting Calvin Klein briefs of Ngo Okafor, or these almost-obscene wet underwear shots of Sandor Earl. And it’s hard to beat what Jack Mackenroth has packing in his sexy underwear.

Finally, the very first bulge post of Dan Osborne now seems almost nostalgic since he’s been in so many posts since then. I’ll let you seek them out – I’m spent.

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Hunk of the Day: James Maslow

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It’s been a while since I recognized anyone from a boy band, and today’s post is no exception. Apparently, this is James Maslow, our Hunk of the Day. Mr. Maslow was a member of Big Time Rush, a boy band that had its own show on Nickelodeon (which goes a long way in explaining why I never heard of him.) Once a boy bander goes shirtless, however, he pops up on all sorts of radar. Like the Hunk of the Day.

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Hunk of the Day: James Clement

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In its two-decades-plus television run, I have not seen a single episode of ‘Survivor.’ As one of the original reality programs, it was everything that never appealed to me. I like my television to be fantastical or funny or decadent or depraved – watching regular people get dirty and treat each other poorly was not the escapism I want from the boob tube. However, given that the Hunk of the Day, James Clement, came to prominence on ‘Survivor,’ it seems some things worth watching may have escaped my notice. Even so, I’d rather just scour the internet for shirtless hunks like Mr. Clement and save all that reality programming for someone else.

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The Great Naked Male Celebrity Post

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One of the more popular categories of this site is the ‘Naked Male Celebrities’ section. It’s pretty self-explanatory: photos of nude male celebrities. Not so heavy on the full-frontal scenes (despite what Amtrak may think of the NSFW nature of this site) we do feature ample ass for those who like the butt. Nude male celebrities will always garner a bit more attention than, say, non-nude male celebs. So feast your eyes upon those who have deigned to drop trou for this site.

We begin with a blast from the archived past: Ryan Reynolds. He showed off a perky rear-end in his younger years, before he got all Green Lantern on us. He should definitely put some new work out there.

Self-proclaimed gay A-lister Reichen Lehmkuhl put his shelf on display in several shower shots, while his former boyfriend Rodiney Santiago gave him a run for his booty-shaking money. Their co-star, Austin Armacost, had a bit more meat to show, so he did.

Football season is but a dim memory, but Rob Gronkowski’s naked ass lives on.

When it comes to a battle of the butts, nobody’s back-ends duked it out like Channing Tatum‘s and Joe Manganiello‘s. Bringing up how own rear in ‘Magic Mike’ was the Oscar-winning Matthew McConaughey. (Not to mention Matt Bomer’s banging ass.)

One of the more bodacious backsides to ever be featured here belonged to Milo Ventimiglia, of ‘Heroes’ fame.

Two words that have always signified something hot and usually naked: Nick Youngquest.

Harry Judd has been naked a lot of late, but I think this was the first time he was featured here showing off his clenched coin slot.

Before he had his underwear line, Chris Salvatore appeared here sans any underwear at all.

Sadly, Justin Bieber’s naked butt was also here.

Finally, a few of the racier gentleman who have bared a bit more over the years, and we owe them a round of applause for that. The sultry shots of Benjamin Godfre, the awesome ass and assets of Will Wikle, the magnificence of Jack Mackenroth’s pee-a-boo booty, and one of the finest specimen’s of butt beauty that has graced this site, the sexy stuff of Stuart Reardon (who couldn’t be contained in one single post.)

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Justin Timberlake’s Probing Crotch Grab

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Michael Jackson set the stage for the crotch-grab, Madonna kicked it up a notch, but Justin Timberlake may have perfected it. At least if we’re talking in-depth digital manipulation, as illustrated in these crotch-grabbing GIFs. Mr. Timberlake has teased with his cock before, and of course he’s been a Hunk of the Day, but I don’t think I’ve posted him in such, well, action. (He has, however, been seen quite naked here.) As have other nude male celebs

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Hunk of the Day: Paul Vandervort

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That hyped-up hyphenate “actor-model” gets another workout here as Paul Vandervort is the Hunk of the Day. From his rippled chest to his prominent bulge, Mr. Vandervort wears what he wears quite well, and wears what he doesn’t wear even better. (In posts such as this one, all sentence structure, and meaning too for that matter, tends to go out the window, along with Mr. Vandervort’s shirt.)

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David Beckham In His Budgie Smugglers

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Quite frankly, I’m not sure what took David Beckham so long to offer his own version of the Speedo, or Budgie Smuggler, but here it is, as part of his H&M line of swimwear. My first reaction, even at the sight of his bulge in white shiny brief-like swimsuit, is largely lackluster. Like his H&M underwear line, the style, the color, and the fit are all unimpressive. In fact, the last style, with the dull color-blocking mishap, is dismal at best. I much prefer Beckham’s work with Emporio Armani – it was classic but daring, elegant but edgy, and much sexier than anything H&M has produced thus far.

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Hunk of the Day: James Van Der Beek

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Oh Dawson, how many 90’s fantasies did you fuel, how many of us dreamt of climbing into your bedroom late at night and sneaking out before the break of dawn? To be honest, I was not one of them – my appreciation for Hunk of the Day James Van Der Beek blossomed much later, when he grew some hair on his chest. A saucy and hilarious DILF clip fueled the fire, as he bounced his bountiful butt in a pair of khakis setting all of us who came of age in the 90’s into a nostalgic swoon. Today he’s an actor and father, both roles he seems to relish, and that seem to agree with him. He’s back on television in a new sitcom, ‘Friends With Better Lives’, and given his comedic talents (somewhat squandered on the dramatic doings of ‘Dawson’s Creek,’ but showcased on ‘Don’t Trust The Bitch in Apt. 23’) he may be back where he belongs.

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Hunk of the Day: Chris Meloni

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Someone who has a sense of humor about his own beauteous gluteus maximus is Hunk of the Day Chris Meloni. Previously known for baring his butt on the prison series ‘Oz’, he reportedly responded to a question of whether he’s surprised by his gay fan-base by cheekily saying, “With the ass that I’m sporting? No.”

Such well-deserved pride in one’s backside is always a treat, especially to watch and witness.

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Hunk of the Day: Ben Elliott

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A native of Hamburg, NY, the Hunk of the Day is Ben Elliott. An actor who got his start modeling in Manhattan, Mr. Elliott currently calls Hollywood his home. With those puppy dog eyes, and that sprinkling of hair on his chest, his star seems to be on the rise in the West. More improbable things have happened. I wish him all the luck in the world.

“His face will make the heavens so beautiful that the world will fall in love with the night and forget about the garish sun.” ~ William Shakespeare

His beauty shall in these black lines be seen, and they shall live, and he in them still green.” ~ William Shakespeare

“So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.”
~ William Shakespeare

What a piece of work is a man! How noble in reason, how infinite in faculty! In form and moving how express and admirable! In action how like an angel, in apprehension how like a god! The beauty of the world. The paragon of animals.” ~ William Shakespeare

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Captain Chris, Shirtless American Hero

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In preparation for the upcoming ‘Captain America: The Winter Festival Soldier’, I’ve been advised by my accompaniment Skip to see the first film – ‘Captain America: The First Avenger.’ Both star the gentleman seen to such fine effect here: Chris Evans. He’s been featured a number of times in these parts, mostly due to his penchant for shirtless scenes and photo shoots (a happy custom that became so common that his publicist or manager started to shut them down – BOO!) He can be seen in action pulling down his pants in one of the greatest GIFs ever here, or in shirtless stills here, or naked butt for a towel here.

At any rate, here are a few taken before the shirtless embargo.

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British Bums: Cohen, Daley, & Judd

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While the cock may have gotten a bit of notice lately, this site has always been about the butt. More specifically, the British bum, those across-the-pond glory-holes of Ben Cohen, Tom Daley, and Harry Judd – each of whom has been featured here before. Sometimes Mondays demand a more leisurely entry, like through the back-end.

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Hunk of the Day: Jason Beitel

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Most recently appearing in the Cirque de Soleil ‘Love’ show in Las Vegas, this is Hunk of the Day Jason Beitel, perhaps best-known in gay circles as one of the back-up dancers for a Kylie Minogue tour or two. His website has him listed as a Cirque performer now, which is very exciting (it’s the only thing I found slightly worthwhile in Las Vegas.)

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A fittingly furry post for Thursday, this is an ode to the hairy male form, those hirsute guys who have the confidence and taste not to shave off all their body hair. The hairless look is depressingly epidemic, with men under the mistaken belief that it enhances the appearance of muscle and definition. The truth is, properly maintained chest hair can do the same thing, and it often grows in along the most flattering contours. (Besides, if you don’t have much definition or a chiseled six-pack to begin with, no amount of follicle pruning is going to change that.)

I’m all for a bit of judicious trimming when it comes to body hair. There are some places where you just don’t want it – at least, not too much of it. (I’m thinking of the back and shoulders. Only one creature can pull off yeti, and mostly because we’ve never seen it.) Fortunately, most cultural indicators are pointing to the chest hair embargo coming to a desirable end. Leave it to the gays to bring chest hair back into vogue, and leave it to the straight guys to follow a few years later. It’s happening, and that’s a good thing.

One of the furriest guys ever requested here is Mark Ruffalo, whose thick mane merits mention again. Also of note is the thrillingly-thatched chest of male model Josh Wald.

Scott Caan should be in the Chest Hair Hall of Fame for his lovely carpet, while Matt Goss and his otter designation should be featured here simply for his appreciation of chest hair. Jon Hamm has mostly been noticed for his package, but his treasure trail is a thing of wonder as well.

There are those who vacillate between furry and fur-free. Henry Cavill, Jesse Metcalfe, Chris Evans, Matthew Morrison and Stephen Dorff for example. All four have had unfortunate moments when they’ve gotten rid of all their chest hair, and looked like plucked chickens for it. When it comes to manscaping, I always advise to err on the side of the hair. It’s easier to take more off than put it back on. Surely you have heard the horror stories of the drag queen who shaved off her eyebrows and they never grew back. It’s not a good look in the light of day. Chest hair is less apparent than eyebrows for those of us who don’t live on the beach, but you still don’t want to mess around with it too much.

For our final featured forest-thick chest of hair, I have but two words for you: Ben Cohen. He trimmed quite a bit of it off for his recent dancing contest, but I have faith he’ll let it return to all its former bushy glory – and long may he mane.

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The Great & Gratuitous Ginger Post

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In honor of this Irish-themed day, here we have a collection of red-heads to get your ginger groove going. Gingers have long been a favorite feature here, with the likes of Prince Harry, Sean Patrick Davey, Greg Rutherford, and Ricky Schroeder.

In a new photo exhibition by Thomas Knights, ‘Red Hot,’ the ginger takes pride of place as an object of affection and desire. These photos more than prove that. Happy Ginger Ogling!

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