When The Body Shop announced it was bringing back their ‘Dewberry’ line from the 90’s, my heart took a nostalgic leap as I hurried to the nearby mall to pick up a fragrance that I felt certain would bring back some questionable memories from my youth. As I approached the area where I remembered the store was located, it was nowhere to be found. It’s been a while since I was in a mall, or at least since I was paying attention to the stores rather than just walking through to the movies. Apparently all of The Body Shop stores had closed long ago. Alas, we live in an online world, and within days I had a bottle of ‘Dewberry’ body wash and body butter in my possession, where I kept them for a bit, saving them for one of the early moments of spring.
On a recent evening, when the hope of this new season tickled the senses in a warm night wind, I rubbed the Dewberry between my hands and inhaled the sweet aroma as it surrounded me in the shower. Suddenly, I was transported to the days of ‘Always Be My Baby‘ and ‘Waiting in Vain‘ and ‘Be My Lover‘ and the freaking choo-choo train… the music was cheesy and awful and I still remember every song like it was yesterday…
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Back in the 90’s, I didn’t place much importance on colognes, at least judging from the small arsenal of scents I had at the time – Curve, Cool Water, Eternity, Safari. Of greater relevance was the fragrance of my skin and haircare products – I was keen on specific shampoos and body washes, and one of my favorites was the ‘Dewberry’ line at The Body Shop. (I also loved their tea tree oil products.) ‘Dewberry’ was vibrant, fruity, and sparkling in a way that said spring and summer to me. By the spring of 1996, I was living alone in Boston, and focusing on what made me happy rather than trying to impress anyone else.
Beginning with just a brief bit of paradisiacal birdsong, Melanie Martinez’s fourth album ‘HADES’ jumps right into its gorgeous hell-storm of musical majesty with opening track ‘Garbage’. Plucked strings, gun shots and church bells swirl to usher in this theatrical feat of wonderment – a grandly beautiful entrance for the ‘HADES’ era.
No stranger to dramatic and visually-arresting images, literal and sonic, Martinez paints a conflicting soundscape of America at this most perilous moment as ‘Garbage’ winds its introductory way down a dark and mesmerizing path:
Militant freaks hovering over the sky So you better run for the forest And we’re all under their cold watchful eye So you better hide what you’re growin’ Lookin’ out for yourself won’t get you far Better make peace with your people There can be beauty among trying times We can push through all the evil
A beautiful Jesus-looking figure named Hades is the treacherous temptation on display in ‘Is This A Cult?’ before Martinez lets loose with some of the most deviously diabolical lyrics, backed by equally-demoniacal music:
All of my girls wear whatever they wanna No men allowed ’cause they wanna control us We grow our own food and don’t need no money Everything’s free, and we have our autonomy Is this a cult? Or is it home? We see the future and get what we want We killed the leader, and now we’re on top Is this a cult? Can I come home? We make the rules, and we love on the land We fuck ourselves better than they can.
A dystopian vision is being built – insidiously, viciously, gloriously – and with a certain element of undeniable delicate beauty thanks to Martinez’s voice – ethereal, soothing, tender, and heartbreakingly human, even amid the ruinous machinations at work here. Fairy tales get turned on their fairy heads, the string-tastic one-two-punch bombast of ‘Disney Princess’ and ‘Grudges’ promising a world that wants to defang our prettiest monsters – and the pretty monsters refusing to blunt their incisors.
I just wanna burn bridges and kill bitches And pour their medicine in their mouth and give them a taste
In a musical time where the two-and-a-half minute song is a standard bearer for all that anyone under twenty can digest, ‘HADES’ is a magnificently fully-fleshed out world – the very illustration of album as art form – with songs that take their time to develop, and an overall arc that leaves one gratifyingly gasping for more. By the time the album reaches its apex and midpoint with ‘Avoidant’ and ‘Monolith’, love in its ambivalent and most heartrending ways arrives to temper the tempest at hand, and it’s almost enough to make one believe in an almost-happy ending.
If the fall of our memory comes to be true, then I’ll know I did everything I could do To show you the depth of what love can pursue When you’re out there talking to someone new Think of everything that I have given you Maybe she can get some of that, too, that’s what my love can do
Alas, love would never prove such a savior, not when it could cause such hurt, not when it could inflict such pain – and never in a world where things like ‘Weight Watchers’ and ‘The Plague’ exist. One of Martinez’s greatest strengths is balancing the tension of how to push through and make sense of such a mad world – how to be human when we are hellbent on being superhuman or inherently evil. As disturbing as the imagery and lyrics are in a song like ‘The Plague’, the music carries us along, a cough or two working perfectly in each of the dance breaks. It shifts seamlessly into ‘Batshit Intelligence’ where things get even more dystopian, and the sonic wind is so enthralling you almost don’t mind where we’re headed, or perhaps where we’ve already landed. Around us the discarded inhabitants of the ‘Gutter’ are paraded to jail, or worse, as Martinez begs that we “don’t get immune to this” over a vaguely circus-like musical meandering.
A haunting choir opens ‘The Vatican’, defiantly setting up the last section of ‘Hades’ – and this banger is a majestic fuck-off highlight of religious indictment:
Money power got its chokehold on humanity Nothing gives these motherfuckers quite a boner Like religion, Catholic, Christian, kissing Jesus, licking AR-15s
It’s so homoerotic, the way you pray to men And treat your women like the Leviathan Come out the closet/ Sip my holy water/ Pray to this pussy/ Confess your sins
Oh Melanie, now you are speaking my language and I’m down on my knees and waiting for you to take me there. Weaving in the patriarchal hypocrisy and evils inherent in all the evangelical bullshit, ‘The Vatican’ is this generation’s ‘Like A Prayer‘ taken to an incendiary extreme – precisely what this space in time needs. Finally descending to ‘Hell’s Front Porch’, Martinez gives in to the awfulness around us – because there’s no more denying that we’re fucked and there may not be a way out of it anymore – and the music swells to the point where we’re just “Fuckin’, sweatin’, dancin’ on hell’s front porch, baby…“
‘Chatroom’ may be the most perfect encapsulation of how people connect (or more pointedly don’t quite) in today’s online world, and as grim as some of the observations are and how deeply they pierce the heart, the music retains some small bit of hope among the disappointment and anger at constant work.
When I stare out the window, crying It’s ’cause you’ve made me hate my reflection In another reality, I could’ve loved myself, I could’ve been myself But here I am cramming all of your words deep into my veins till it kills me
Burning boldly right up until the very end, ‘The Last Two People on Earth’ brings us to the final days, and the only thing left to do is carnally express ourselves, blowing up “like a volcano/ Catastrophic orgasm that can wipe out a whole nation.” The one act that is creation and destruction at once – the one act that is love and hate and desire and annihilation – the one act that brings us heaven and hell, fire and ice, rendering words and music into mere echoes: the act of the fuck.
Attachment and detachment are life and death these days. Sometimes you have to pretend some things are not happening or you run the risk of sinking so low into the actual reality of the moment that there would be no rising from the muck again. At the same time, how much can we actually detach without losing sight of the real hurt and pain that is necessary to make this life worth living, that illuminates how sweet the happier moments can be?
I’m glued to the thoughts in my mind (mind) They pester like a hawk in the sky I am glued to the love in you (in you) It swallows me whole, you’re hard to let go
That conundrum is at the heart of Melanie Martinez‘s brilliant ‘Glued’, which posits the idea of a love that is kept at a distance, a chemistry that is kept at bay, and the question of whether or not to recklessly give in to it entirely or keep safely away. A heart that is hidden cannot as easily be hurt.
Oh, that’s not what I wanna do (oh, no) Perfectly attached like a noodle in the soup (huh?) You’re good with the X-Y-Z (Y-Z) I’m good with the A-B-C
And D-E-F-G, H-I-J-K, baby We all have our strong suits, built differently Different experience, different needs I know we can’t die at the same time (oh, so sad), but please?
I don’t wanna think about the morbid parts of life no more? I’m tryin’ just to focus on the things that hold me so damn close I’m sticky, sticky, stuck and solidly sealed up to this reality I’m seein’ not what I wish to be achieving, the old idea of me is
Glued up, sometimes it’s too much I’m fucked up and clueless (clueless) I’m stuck in the vortex, stuck in the vortex Glue-less, life would be borin’ Empty but no hurting (hurting) Is it necessary? Detachment is scary
When my petty feet start to sway (sway) You better turn around the other way (walk away) When the doubt starts creepin’ in (oh, no) It’s hard to let go of old instinctual
Patterns that I picked up from my environment since a baby Cut the negative self-talk and cut out my procrastination Being sticky stuck, glue those old habits shut Paste me to a new way of being, somethin’ to breathe new life in me again
There is something scary and brave and soul-rending about giving yourself up so easily and so soon in a relationship. I’ve always done it, and rarely has it worked to my advantage, but I never stopped doing it, because being real is the only thing I want to be. When I met Andy, I even attempted to play by the rules, our first night ending with my laughably-elusive non-promise of, “I’ll probably never see you again but here’s my number” only to discover later that Andy didn’t like games either.
Glued up, sometimes it’s too much I’m fucked up and clueless (clueless) Stuck in the vortex, stuck in the vortex Glue-less, and life would be boring Empty but no hurtin’ (hurtin’, no hurtin’) Is it necessary? Detachment is scary
It’s been a while since I’ve been inspired by a musical artist, but Melanie Martinez has reinvigorated and recharged my inspiration battery. With a gorgeously dramatic visual representation of musical visions, Martinez is as much about evoking an atmosphere and feeling as about writing and singing some stunning music.
Deceptively doll-like, her images drip with exquisite irony, while not detracting from their dark gorgeousness. A tricky balance, that, and Martinez manages it with deft and sure confidence. From the days of ‘Dollhouse’ through this week’s release of her fourth album ‘Hades’ (out Friday), Martinez seems hellbent on staking a substantial career propped up by jaw-dropping visuals and backed by aural audacity – and in honor of this exciting next chapter, she earns her first Dazzler of the Day crowning.
{Note: The Madonna Timeline is an ongoing feature, where I put the iPod on shuffle and write a little anecdote on whatever was going on in my life when that Madonna song was released and/or came to prominence in my mind.}
The Queen of Pop’s very first official duet was fittingly with a man named Prince. At the time of the ‘Like A Prayer’ album’s release, Prince and Michael Jackson were probably the only two musical icons who could match Madonna’s own pop-culture stardom. Prince was a more avant-garde choice, and in the end more fitting. Michael was fine for arm candy at the Oscars, but for musical legacy and credibility, Prince was far more prolific. His quirky and unmistakable musical style was all over his duet with Madonna, entitled ‘Love Song’ in questionably stultifying fashion. As unimaginative as the title was, the song itself also fell a little short of expectations from two pop superstars arguably at their apex in 1989.
It begins with Madonna speaking coquettishly in French: “Je suis prête? Vous êtes prêt aussi?“
Are you wasting my time? Are you just being kind? Oh no baby My love isn’t blind Are you wasting my time? Are you just being kind? Don’t give me one of your lines
If it sounds slightly disjointed, as if the two aren’t quite connecting, that’s reportedly because they recorded their parts separately, somewhat diminishing the duet aspect of the whole affair, and wasn’t that the whole point? Still, it grows on you if you let it, and Madonna steps up to the Prince-like musical environment, almost making it her own.
Say what you mean, mean what you say Don’t go and throw our love away God strike me down if I did you wrong This is not a love song
Are you just being kind? No Am I losing my mind? Losing your mind Oh no baby… Yeah
Strangely enough, given their pop-culture status at the time, ‘Love Song’ didn’t make much of an impact or impression. That said, it actually fits in the kaleidoscopic/psychedelic 60’s undertone of the tapestry that was the ‘Like A Prayer’ album – Madonna and Prince melding their personae like patchouli and lavender – and it works well as an album-cut.
Are you wasting my time? Wasting my time Are you just being kind? Oh no baby, my love isn’t blind Are you wasting my time? Time, time, time Are you just being kind? Don’t go give me one of your lines
Say what you mean, mean what you say Don’t go and throw our love away God strike me down if I did you wrong This is not a love song
Ooh, are you just being kind? What? Am I losing my mind? Don’t… Wait
There was muted genius here, and a brilliant foreshadowing of a classic line that would come into great prominence many years later:
Time goes by so slow for those who wait And those who run seem to have all the fun But am I wasting my time? She’s so fine Are you just being kind? No
My high school life had settled into a bit of a funk by the time I came to the whole ‘Like A Prayer’ album, and the darkness that was part of that journey was a welcome companion. The push-and-pull ambivalence of this track did nothing to allay my concerns of romance at the time, or the mixed emotions that handsome men elicited in my hidden heart.
Don’t try to tell me what your enemies taught you Show them now how I didn’t do you wrong
This is not a love song
Despite its spring 1989 release, the Like A Prayer’ album was speaking to me most pointedly in the desolate fall of 1991. In the way that music has of meaning and mattering the most during adolescence, ‘Love Song’ was part of my romantic formation, for better or worse. I wasn’t even infatuated with anyone at the moment, but I knew those days would come, and if Madonna and Prince were finding love to be so maddening, I wondered how the rest of us mere mortals would navigate it. I could easily wait to fall in love if that was the case.
Are you wasting my time? Wasting my time Are you just being kind? Oh no baby, my love isn’t blind Are you wasting my time? Time, time, time Are you just being kind? Don’t go give me one of your lines
‘Love Song’ is the final song from ‘Like A Prayer’ to get the Madonna Timeline treatment (you’ll see its missing link here). It’s a reminder that time ticks on, and this timeline is in the winter of its seasonal lifespan. Enjoy each entry as we approach the end – and be reassured that with a new album on the way that end will be extended like only Madonna could.
Nowhere to run, Nowhere to hide That’s how I feel, Don’t fog my mind Mean what you say or baby I am gone This is not a love song
Don’t try to tell me what your enemies taught you I’m gone but I just want you to know That this is not a love song that I want to sing.
Sex in the plant kingdom is sometimes flagrant, sometimes furtive, and always fascinating. It happens through scent, through timing, through touch and feel – an instinct and an impulse and an intoxicating allure – and all signs point to propagating survival.
Will spring sail in on a night wind? The lilacs, in spite of recent photos here, have yet to even swell their buds. We exist only in a lilac dream – the stuff of lilac fairies – the stuff of lilac fantasy.
Somewhere in Hollywood’s glamorous past a starlet strikes a pose of seduction, bedecked in lilac chiffon and not much else, while squeezing the fringed bubble of a perfume atomizer. Scented mist disperses like a sweet cloud of floral essence, invisibly traveling around the room, and she wears it like an ethereal robe.
Singing through the sadness, dancing through the madness – maybe a musical number is all we can muster right now, and maybe it’s an exercise in fatal futility, but let’s go out dancing, let’s go out living, let’s go out loving…
Let’s go out in lilac glory – on a Saturday night, and every night.
Be beautiful in the face of awfulness. Be beautiful in the face of ugliness. Be beautiful in the face of flying fucks.
Could beauty ever render hate into something meaningless and petty? Or will hate do that eventually on its own?
Isn’t the enchanting power of a lilac’s perfume more potent and convincing than any bigot’s vitriol? One way may be louder and more noticeable, but the other can more charmingly engage and disarm. You can catch more flies by sucking them off than a swift knee to the same nether region. Which holds more sway? Which affects more lives, more memories?
I choose to remember the lilacs.
I remember the hate too, but I remember the lilacs more.
You always have a choice in which memories you cultivate and which you let die.
A choker of lilac, a choke of lavender, a choker of amethyst deep and sobering – a rope of purple and prettiness intact, and it feels so good and looks so right you don’t even realize that it’s strangling you from the inside out – as if all those luscious pearls had slid down your throat and re-assembled themselves into some strand of beautiful asphyxiation.
Some men accidentally kill themselves while masturbating, trying to come close to choking themselves, literally, just to get an extra sort of high when they approach climax. I’ve had hands around my neck at such moments, so I get it, and to die at the height of ecstasy seems in some respects a perfectly marvelous way to go.
If you’re not quite ready to permanently depart, leave the choking to the pearls – purple and pink and pretty enough to do their work with the pleasure that comes purely from being beautiful, damn it.
It wasn’t long, long ago I fooled the guards, but someone tipped them off But all my cards aside, the bells still rang No charms, no claims No good for goodness sake
White asparagus is not just some variant form of the green spikes most of us know so well; it’s just green asparagus that has been completely starved and deprived of light during its growing season. That doesn’t mean it is less; in fact, it contains much the same levels of fiber and nutrients and all the good things that asparagus supplies. But it looks different. It’s been through more.
Oh, I don’t wanna run and hide I don’t wanna live a lie I?need the spotlight Like a bird inside a cage Exotic, but covered up with lace If what they say is true There’s no place for me and you But when I walk my walk When I put my makeup on Look at me, look at me Don’t you see your queen?
When mother left, the halls did cry As for the world, it went on like before But time passed, and the band began to play First, there was light, then there was sound Then all the stars came out
Some have warned that this is not the time to speak out and attract notice. Some have said it’s better to be silent, to take no side, to make no noise. Some have never even more wrong. This moment in history calls upon us to be more ourselves than we’ve ever been before. To boldly proclaim our right to exist, to live, to love – and to defy anyone standing in our way. Live and let live, or perish trying to prevent us from doing the same.
Oh, I don’t wanna run and hide I don’t wanna live a lie I need a spotlight Like a bird inside a cage Bright-eyed and longing for the stage If what they say is true There’s no place for me and you But when I walk my walk (But you better give up before you die) When I put my makeup on (Doesn’t matter who you are) Look at me, look at me Don’t you see a queen?
Too often we diminish ourselves, making our existence smaller to please others, dimming our own light as not to over shine anyone else. Fuck that. Fuck all of that in the most fucking heinous way possible. Skull-fuck it through the goddamn eye sockets of anyone who sees it that way.
There’s an empty seat That’s where you’ll find me There’s a broken heel That’s where you’ll find me If the sun doesn’t shine on you Break your glass and cause a scene And tell the world, just wait, you’ll see There’s no more time to cry when the crowd’s right there
While the Lavender Scare gave no reasonable or sane reason to fear gay people, the Lilac Scare is here to turn that on its head – because people should be scared, very much scared, very much afraid and very much in terror about what we will do when attacked. But do not worry too much – it will be done beautifully, it will be done fabulously, it will be done gorgeously – and you won’t even feel the prick of metal slicing through skin until it’s too late.
When I walk my walk And when I put my makeup on Look at me, look at me Don’t you see your goddamn queen?
It has come to my attention that ‘Gaelic’ means something totally different than what I assumed all these crazy years. (Turns out not everything is about being gay – whoopsie daisy!) So on this day of shamrock shakes and pots of gold and little bearded green-suited men, here’s some music by Tulua, and a few pics of green heaven.
My one and only visit to the Emerald Isle was an enchanting one, and I still recall a very specific brush with the sublime there (and the eloquence I earned from making out with the Blarney Stone).
May your day be filled with magic and luck and all the charms.
When all the guests have departed and the fancy cocktail glasses have been carefully washed by hand and put away, a musical moment of calm descends as a song plays us into the end of the evening. The bouquet of flowers is still as fresh as when the night began; the candles have diminished slightly in height, and their smoke will soon be all that lingers in the air. It is a moment of afterglow, only ever-so-slightly tinged with remorse that it had arrived at an end.
We are not granted an infinite number of such nights, and I have learned not to take a single one of them for granted – each is a singular gift, never to be replicated or repeated, never to be had again, so I do my best to be present and mindful for all of them.
When the heart approaches fullness we come closest to brushing up against the sublime, and the sublime is often best experienced with good company. At the end of an evening, when all the guests have gone and the candles have been blown out, I sit in the dim living room, listening to Andy finish loading the dishwasher, watching the kitchen lights go out. He is still my favorite company, my treasured comfort, and the very best way to finish an evening.
I had a bad habit of missing lovers past My brother used to call it ‘eating out of the trash’ It’s never gonna last I thought my house was haunted – I used to live with ghosts And all the perfect couples said, “When you know you know.” And, “When you don’t you don’t.” And all of the foes and all of the friends Have seen it before, they’ll see it again Life is a song, it ends when it ends… I was wrong…
And then this song comes on like another bad habit with the best of intentions, not unlike this blog has been for much of the winter. A little obscure, a little forlorn, a little lacking in patience and compassion. A lot like the world right now. What else is there to do but get lost in a pop song? What else can anyone who is not in Congress actually do to change this country right now? We can dance, we can shout, we can let it all out, but in the end all we have to do is protect ourselves and our loved ones. Do what you can – maybe try to do a little more than you usually would given the unprecedented downfall of our country – and fight the good fight. You know what is right and wrong. You know what feels fishy and false. You see photos and videos and facts before you, even when some Orwellian despot is spewing lies about it right to your face, and the party goes along with it, adding to their riches while we all grow poorer. On some level, you know. If you don’t wish to acknowledge the truth of what is happening, that’s on you. If you’re ok with racism, hatred, violence, and pedophilia, that’s on you. If you can turn a blind eye and say you don’t follow politics and you wish people didn’t post about it, that’s on you.
…But my Mama told me It’s all right, you were dancing through the lightning strikes Sleepless in the onyx night, but now the sky is opalite Oh my Lord never made no one like you before You had to make your own sunshine But now the sky is opalite
Wrapping such an upsetting world in a gauzy song of escapism may be its own form of rebellion, albeit it a rather minor and inconsequential one. A four-minute pop song was never going to save the world. Relying on someone else to do it won’t save the world either. And remaining quiet about it because you don’t want to upset anyone, well that actively works to ruin the world at a time when voices matter.
You couldn’t understand it – why you felt alone You were in it for real, she was in her phone, and you were just a pose And don’t we try to love love? We give it all we got You finally left the table, and what a simple thought You’re starving ’til you’re not. And all of the foes and all of the friends Have messed up before, they’ll mess up again Life is a song, it ends when it ends You move on…
How dare I take a harmless Taylor Swift song and turn it into some click-bait diatribe about speaking out about the current state of affairs in this country? Maybe because Taylor isn’t saying much after robbing the world blind with a bazillion different versions of her latest album. Maybe because no one is taking this disastrous administration as seriously as they should because they seem too stupid to be so dangerous. Maybe because I’ve predicted all that’s happened these past few months way back when everyone didn’t feel comfortable enough voting for a woman the first time around. And the second time. Maybe because it’s all too late now and none of this will even matter.
…And that’s when I told you It’s all right, you were dancing through the lightning strikes Sleepless in the onyx night, but now the sky is opalite Oh my Lord never made no one like you before You had to make your own sunshine But now the sky is opalite
Dancing through the lightning strikes like those musicians playing their final song as the Titanic sank beneath them. To die as one lived. Nobility is one fine line away from stupidity, and stupidity is mere moments from lucidity. I’m too tired to even look up ‘cupidity’ so make it all make sense. (Ok, I looked it up – it means greed for money and possessions. Guilty as hell.)
Oh winter, release your stifling hold already. How much more are we expected to take? You have given us nothing this year – not even the briefest of thaws. While a thaw has always wreaked more havoc than peace, I’d gleefully take that over this ridiculous nonsense any time. And the song plays on as we cross the bridge…
This is just a storm inside a teacup But shelter here with me, my love Thunder like a drum – this life will beat you up, up, up, up This is just a temporary speed bump But failure brings you freedom And I can bring you love, love, love, love… Don’t you sweat it baby
There it is – sweet release in a saccharine chorus, if saccharine is even a thing anymore. This winter has me feeling all sorts of outdated and out of sorts – no more sorts to give, I guess. An experiment ending in dismal and total failure. Nothing to salvage, nothing to save, nothing to remotely begin the assembly of something to be learned. Only word games and plays on words – a rope of words if you will, Miss Desmond, and we all know she won’t because it strangled her business of being a star – silent, iconic, shrouded in mystery, the blank space of being whatever you wanted her to be.
It’s all right, you were dancing through the lightning strikes Sleepless in the onyx night, but now the sky is opalite Oh my Lord never made no one like you before You had to make your own sunshine But now the sky is opalite
Vivaldi’s ‘Winter’ movement gets a so-called ‘epic’ treatment, lending an already-dramatic musical selection even more tension and wonder. In this dizzying winter season, where the obscure has failed to resolve itself into any sort of focus, and the haze grows even more fuzzy, I’m reconciling myself to the imperfect way life has of stumbling along, especially at those times when we most want things to run smoothly.
Like days filled with the fullness of the moon, or periods when Mercury is in retrograde motion, this winter has proven challenging, and fighting such challenges is futile. When you learn to let go and lean into where the world is taking you, no matter how strange and unfamiliar, surprising things might result. There is an important distinction between giving up and giving in – good and bad points to each. While the rest of the world seems to have lost sight of nuance and subtlety, those graces are integral to making a happier way through life.
Winter waits for no one; it hurries for even less.
