Category Archives: Shirtless Male Celebrities

The Gratuitous Speedo Collection

Last year we had the Summer Olympics and that parade of Speedos to keep us entertained in the month of August. This year all we have is Tom Daley, and a few brief appearances by Ryan Lochte. So rather than bemoaning the lack of Olympic-caliber skin, let’s revisit some of those classic Speedo moments.

Before Tom Daley was even a glimpse in someone’s eye, there was Michael Phelps. His long lean torso dazzled at the past three Olympic games, and he even showered in his Speedo.

Alongside Mr. Phelps was the slightly more handsome, if less rewarded, Ryan Lochte. One of the favorite posts ever was this one, featuring Mr. Lochte pulling his already-low-slung swimsuit down even further. Even when he went to Las Vegas, he stripped to a skimpy white Speedo, forgoing the dull board shorts that other straight guys favor.

The gay Olympians were represented by Matthew Mitcham, who donned his Speedo while diving for the gold. He looked just as good in his funky trunks, and got to hug Tom Daley in this amazing shot of double-Speedo hotness.

As mentioned, the reigning Speedo-clad stud is Tom Daley. He was first featured here in July of last year, but has since come up in the ranks to be a featured performer, with a category all his own. Whether it’s his butt or his bulge that captivates you, Daley delivers on all fronts, even selling books in his Speedo. He was crowned the Hunk of the Day not once, but twice. As one of the younger guys featured on this site, all I can say is this: baby got back.

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Tom Daley in his Underwear

We’re accustomed to seeing Tom Daley in his barely-there Speedos, so an underwear shot – in boxer-briefs no less – should come as no big thrill. But when a Speedo is your work-wear, an underwear shot is somehow more sexy, more sensual, more privately erotic. For those who have come to appreciate Mr. Daley, this one’s for you. (Personally, he’s still a bit too young.) These are reportedly from his 2014 calendar. The cover shot is a bit too precious for my liking, am I wrong?

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A Might-As-Well-Be-Naked Tom Daley Post

Because it’s the first day of the last full month of summer, and it’s gone by too fast, here’s a little something to give us all pause: Tom Daley in his Speedo. Talk about your Thoroughly Thoroughbred moments. Breed me indeed me. When I started this website ten years ago, I never thought ‘Tom Daley’ would be one of its main categories. Mostly because he wasn’t even born then…

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THAT Shirtless Nick Jonas Photo

Well, he certainly grew up nicely. Nick Jonas was already named a Hunk of the Day here a while back, but this picture deserves its own post. Questionable filtering aside, the young man looks good. Let’s hope his disclaimer of “I never do this…” regarding the shirtless shot is as flimsy as his music.

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Tom Daley and His Speedo

Because a day without Tom Daley and his bulge is like a day without sunshine. Gratuitous much? And since today just happens to be lacking in the sunshine department, here are a few nearly naked shots of Mr. Daley, our favorite Olympian, clad barely in a Speedo, and ripping it up off the diving board. Forget David Beckham and Ben Cohen, when is Tom Daley going to get an underwear contract? (Or better yet, lose the clothing altogether?)

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David Beckham Strips Off Shirt, Sprays Cologne

As much as I love David Beckham, I’ve never been into any of his products. His underwear proved a bit of a boring let-down, and I have yet to try one of his colognes. (If it stands beside the Brut display at CVS, you’ve already lost me.) Does his new commercial touting a new cologne change anything? Not really. But it’s nice to see him without a shirt again.

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Gratuitous Ben Cohen Shots

Straight ally and StandUp founder Ben Cohen, then and now. I like him with a little length to his hair. All of it. Oh hell, with or without it, he’s just practically perfect. And it’s practically Friday.

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An Almost Naked Gay Male for the Middle of the Day

Okay, this isn’t exactly an official Hunk of the Day post, and this particular gentleman has already been granted that honor. Yet when Jake Shears deigns to get almost naked, who am I to not put it up? Yes, he’s been more naked here before, but these are a few new shots. And really, who’s going to complain? I’m not sure about the hair – I tend to like my drapes to match the carpet – but to each their own.

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Andy Cohen, Shirtless and On Top (Of a Bunch of Shirtless Guys)

The title of this post says it all, but it bears repeating that Andy Cohen is more than just the pretty face of Bravo Television. In fact, in addition to overseeing all that happens on that network, as well as his own ‘Watch What Happens Live’ show, his book is a pretty fantastic read too, perfect for the summer. I had to post the photo below because I love it when celebrities let their [chest] hair down and have some summer fun like the rest of us.

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Super Speedo Post

It’s the season of the Speedo, so here are a few select shots from some traditional favorites (Tom Daley, David Beckham, Ryan Lochte) and some lesser-known but equally-bulging others (Elio Pis, Paul Rothmann). Hey, it’s Monday, it might reach the 90’s, and this is all you’re going to get from me mid-day.

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Tom Daley’s Almost-Naked Ass

Because when your Speedo’s slung so low, and your butt sticks out so perkily, there’s only so much you can hide from the world. I doubt anyone is complaining either, so here is Tom Daley in all his almost-altogether glory. Given the average swimmer/diver build, I’m surprised we haven’t started taking chlorine pills. Though this isn’t a Summer Olympics year, they should still be practicing – thank God.

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A Shirtless, Smutty Saturday ~ Part 1

Since I’ll be on vacation when this goes up, I’m pre-populating today’s posts with shirtless, gratuitous, lascivious, scrumptious, delicious, and anything-but-tedious men. They’re all in the archives (which, if you scroll down to the bottom of this page, you can access by month when you click on the drop-down menu located appropriately beneath the ‘Archives’ label.)

Kicking up the smutty quotient were bad boys like Eddie Cibrian, good guys like Nick Youngquest, and former-strippers-turned-fake-strippers like Channing Tatum.

There were quirkier choices like Andy Samberg, Simon Cowell, and Benedict Cumberbatch.

And then there were the evergreen classics ~ Ryan Gosling, Harry Judd, Anderson Cooper, Daniel Craig,

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A Gratuitous David Beckham Post

In honor of his recent retirement announcement, this is a gratuitously shirtless post of David Beckham in his underwear. Hopefully this will afford him the time and opportunities to concentrate on more important matters, like posing in and out of underwear.

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Zac Efron: Hands Down His Pants, Handling His “Bat & Ball”

He’s already been named a Hunk of the Day, but Zac Efron and these photos merit a gratuitous almost-shirtless post here. Note the hand placement. And the bat. And the ball. I’ll grant him this: he knows his target audience, and where to hit them. (Remember: he’s been caught with his hand down his pants before.)

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Ben Cohen: Shirtless, Furry, and with… Babies?

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I don’t know what this photo shoot is for, but when Ben Cohen takes his shirt off you don’t ask questions. It’s a cuddly cute shot with the smile we’ve come to expect from such an admirable straight ally.

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