On the Hunt for Easter 2018

Family, fun and non-phones dominated this year’s Easter festivities, starting off with an Easter egg hunt through the Ilagan home, which found Emi and Noah bounding through rooms and snatching up eggs behind every pillow, book and vase. As with all things involving the twins, there was a bit of a competition, and even with the promise that they would even out their treasure at the end of it all the morning verged on upset – luckily it passed as quickly as it erupted. (Word of advice for next year: evenly dole out the eggs and put a name on each one. If they find one that doesn’t belong to them they leave it alone and move on. Why is a non-parent like me the one who has to think of these things?)

After that passed, we sat for a lovely early dinner, with ham and yams and all the typical fixings (green beans exotic of course). Emi sat between me and Uncle Andy, where she showed us her iPod (not a phone, seriously) which she had received for her birthday.

Andy and Emi have always had their own secret language. She noticed early on that he was the only person in the family with blue eyes.

She shares his mischievous sense of humor, and was happy to share in a few selfies.

A bit of sun crept into the day, with a glimpse of blue sky. We took the opportunity and stepped outside for a bit, a tradition usually reserved for nicer days, but this would have to do.

As the wind whipped around us, I got the twins to pause briefly and smile for the camera. We’ll do a more extensive posing session when it gets a bit warmer.

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Hope Amid the Debris

Littering the lawns at this time of the year are the remnants of a cruel winter that did its best to dampen our spirits and ruin our yards. It partially succeeded in both, but after all these years in upstate New York it’s going to take more than a long winter to beat us down completely. We are strong. We are resilient. And we are ready to clean up the mess.

While not the most brutal of winters, this last one has taken its time departing, and it had its fair share of nasty storms and cutting winds, hence a large amount of debris and detritus from the trees. Consider it nature’s way of pruning, dangerously done without regard to what’s below. Andy and I live in vague dread of having another tree-top pierce our roof again, but this winter passed without incident. The ground tells another story.

Large boughs litter the brown yard, while pinecones and acorns and leaves lie in a wet, matted mess. Still, there is life here if one has the patience to cull it. Hidden in a pinecone are the seeds to start a new evergreen. Within the capped acorn is a baby oak tree waiting to find sun, water and soil to crack itself open and reach for the sky. Life is messy sometimes. Messy and wonderful and laced with hope in the bleakest of circumstances.

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An Easter Peek

Three of my favorite people in the world populate this brief sneak peek of an Easter recap on the way for this weekend: my niece and nephew who just turned eight years old, and my husband who is a wee bit older. They all had fun on Easter Sunday, even if they’re growing up way too quickly. (All of them.) Come back here tomorrow for the rest of the pics…

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Spring on Broadway

Andy and I are headed to see the new Harry Potter play in a couple of weeks, kicking off a two-part Broadway visit that will conclude with our annual Mother’s Day weekend. That means, in spite of what the outside atmosphere is telling us, spring is decidedly in the air. For this first trip we’ll be staying at the Muse Hotel – a Kimpton property that proves a perfect respite from the bustle of Times Square yet still manages to be conveniently on its doorstep.

I’m in the process of figuring out dining options – Andy is partial to Italian and steak; I just want somewhere pretty. We’ll magically meet in the middle, since magic is what Harry Potter is all about. Speaking of HP, reviews of the London production were stellar when it opened last year, and I’ve heard similar whispers coming from the Broadway previews. Some people might scoff at a two-part play, to which I simply have three words: ‘Angels in America’. While Harry Potter may not be as groundbreaking as that seminal theatrical event (currently revived and astounding all over again), it will surely be as enchanting.

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Put Your Tulips Together And Blow

Though it’s one of my favorite flowers, I do not grow tulips in the garden. The main reason being that they just don’t last. There are supposedly perennial varieties that come back for five or so years, but I want a promise that lasts longer than that. I’ve also heard tales told of singular bulbs coming back for over a decade, but who wants a single flower?

In addition to their sporadic lifespan, they prove delectable treats for all our woodland creatures, and every time I’ve planted them at least half get devoured by whatever squirrels or chipmunks happen to be hungry. I cannot be bothered to do battle with that.

But every year around this time (or a bit later as our schedules seems to be running) I’™ll happen upon a bouquet that forces me to lean in and inhale their spicy floral sweetness. I’ll remember the flower that so captivated me in my childhood, and I’ll smile at the memories that come flooding back.

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The Allure of the Aviation

Behold the Aviation, a beautiful cocktail that garners its amethyst hue from an integral dose of Crème de violette. Do not be fooled by the latter’s dairy-like name – it’s a purple cordial that is not in the least bit creamy. As for the cocktail, it’s an old classic that has withstood several incarnations over the years. Recipes vary, but I’ll provide a starting standard to get you going if you’re interested in a tart and floral gin-based beauty.

The Aviation

Ingredients:

  • 1 ½ ounces Gin
  • ½ ounce freshly squeezed lemon juice (strained)
  • ¾ ounce Maraschino liqueur (Luxardo)
  • ¾ ounce Crème de violette
  • Maraschino cherry to garnish

Shake with ice and strain into the prettiest cocktail glass you have on hand.

 

Given its tendency to change over the years, this is a pretty forgiving cocktail, and you should adjust and modify the ration of ingredients to your wish and whim. (There’s nothing better than cocktail experimenting, as long as you have no place to go afterward.)

This is a great drink for spring; its violet color and floral accents are the perfect accompaniment to seasonal gatherings. When our violets come into bloom, I may use a few of their blossoms to replace the cherry as a garnish. I’m just that precious. You can be too. 

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In His Undies: Cristiano Ronaldo

We interrupt our usual black-out day in honor of that amazing goal by this gentleman. A few too many hot minutes have passed since we last saw Cristiano Ronaldo in his underwear, and since he’s still selling his own line of skivvies (CR7), now is as good a time as any to revisit what he’s packing and packaging for the interested consumer. He’s been featured prominently here before, as in this post displaying his tighty-whities, or this one where he made his debut as Hunk of the Day. If you search hard enough, you’ll even find him in this linky-link

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The Big JC Recap: Guess Who’s Back?

I’m writing this on Easter Sunday, in the midst of John Legend’s thus far pretty decent performance as the title character in ‘Jesus Christ Superstar’ – an Andrew Lloyd Webber musical that I have never seen. This production looks like it may have been outfitted from one of Kanye West’s fashion show, and that’s not an entire bad thing. That barely-there tank top is totally going to be my go-to item for this upcoming summer. Hello nip-slips… now on with the last Holy Week…

I’ve forced a lot of things in my life – paperwhite narcissus, forsythia, cherry branches, my ass into a pair of tiger-patterned velvet pants – but I’ve never forced anything quite like I’m trying to force this spring into being

Despite the cold, warmer winds floated in the dreamy music of Cigarettes After Sex

The changing curves of a bouquet

The stairway to heaven may be red

Plans for the spring smudge were delayed by a bad attitude. 

Annual Easter mayhem by a purple-tulle-collared rabbit. 

Full-frontal male nudity in all its Easter glory. 

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Full Frontal Easter Glory

In honor of this spring holiday, when the big JC got one of the most infamous rises of them all, I’m going full-frontal on your ass and giving you the treat that has long been in the teasing: the full-frontal cock shot that so many have been clamoring for since the inception of this website over 15 years ago. Before my big reveal, however, a few other gents and their cock rockets.

First up, an Angel ~ Ashley Parker-Angel to be more specific. Talk about satisfying, Mr. Angel Parker’s Instagram is fodder for all sorts of thirst, as evidenced with the VPL (Visible Penis Line) shot seen here. It’s just a matter of time before he goes proper full-monty. Until then, the barely-veiled hints will have to suffice. 

While it’s nowhere near a full frontal (he was showing far more skin here), Easter is as good a day as any for a peek at Adam Rippon.

The aforementioned Visible Penis Line rears it’s anything-but-ugly head in the stunning physique and photo of Simon Dunn. Where do we even begin with Mr. Dunn? Start with this link, then go to this one, and finish off here. Then search the archives if you want even more.  (Type anything into the ‘Search’ button at the bottom of each page, or pick a month in the actual ‘Archives’ button also found below.)

A pair of cheeky hunks is to be found in Benjamin Godfre and Matthew Camp – each renowned in his own way, both resplendent in their open embrace of sexuality and freedom. Mr. Godfre has bared his body in posts like this, and Mr. Camp has made similar naked motions here. (Bonus Easter points for Mr. Camp’s bunny. We love a bunny in these parts.)

Booty-baring antics are apparently common-place on ‘Game of Thrones’ and Kit Harington got his out last season, I believe. I haven’t seen it yet because I’m still debating whether to watch the series from the beginning. In the meantime, a Harington booty pic and GIF. 

 

Before the big full-frontal reveal of the day (yes, this very Easter Sunday), here’s a pair of booty-shaking GIFs from Ryan Serhant, who’s already been named Hunk of the Day here, and who is Selling it like Serhant on Bravo TV these days.

And now, before any further ado (even if ado is what I do best) the full-frontal shot that has been fifteen years in the making

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Oh shit, it’s not only Easter, it’s also April Fool’s Day!

We’ve all been had ~ sad and blue.

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Annual Easter Awfulness

Beware the evil Easter bunny! He will snatch you up with his devilish grin and you will be destined to live a life shrouded in purple tulle forever after. Such was the likely nightmare scenario being played out in my mind as my Mom made me sit on this frightening creature’s lap one Easter season. It was at the now-long-gone Mohawk Mall, but I still remember it distinctly, and the expression on my face betrays how terrified I was.

Now it is a favorite photo of all those who love nothing more than taking the piss out of me (the numbers of which grow exponentially larger with each passing year it seems). Anyway, enjoy it now. I do. And even though I still get a little anxious and herky-jerky when one of these things is on the loose (in a mall or restaurant at this time of the year), I’ve mostly made my peace with the big bunny. Happy Easter everybody!

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Spring Cleaning, Spring Smudging

Along with spring cleaning, I usually do a sage smudging around this time to drive out all the negative energy and bad spirits. This year I found a sage and lavender smudge stick – there’s no reason why it shouldn’t be as pleasant an experience as possible, and lavender makes everything better.

It is most definitely a therapeutic exercise, done as much for superstitious peace of mind as it is for spreading some scented smoke throughout the house. It’s almost scientific, the way I plan and execute a proper household smudging. Starting at one end of the attic, I work my way through the house, leaving windows open at integral positions, allowing for the bad juju to escape, waving my sage and lavender wand like some enchanted wizard, driving the darkness away. By the time I reach the basement, the house is filled with the sharp incense of the sage, and a silence that somehow feels more peaceful than before the smudging began. It’s all in my head, or maybe it’s something more. Regardless, there’s power in ritual. Strength in tradition. Peace in the tried and true practices that force us to pause in the ever-quickening tick-tock of the calendar clock.

We are setting the stage for spring.

It is my favorite production.

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Red Stairs to the Sky

I’ve passed this building and these stairs a thousand times, but only on a recent trip to Boston did the light catch it just right to reveal the beauty of the intersection of humanity and sky. The brilliant blue of the day (which would prove to be fleeting as the sky soon faded back into winter gray) finds reflection in the windows of the building, while the newly-painted stairs ascend ever-upward, like some fantastical Mary Poppins world that is partly-drawn, partly-imagined, partly-painted, and partly-real. Chimney smoke and chalk drawings. A step in time and the string of a kite.

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The Curves of a Bouquet

In my ongoing efforts to force spring into being, this is a bouquet I put together using some stock and delphiniums. The former is a soft shade of peach and offers its sweet perfume as background to its beauty, while the latter bridges the magical space between indigo and purple, its feathery upper foliage fluttering like bright green wisps of smoke. Together they form a pastel patchwork of loveliness – the perfect antidote for all the dirty snow that refuses to go entirely away.

I like the delphiniums for their tendency to curve upward when arranged in a vase. Some flowers stay rigidly in place, their stems not bending in the least bit (roses and carnations come to mind). Others are more flexible and wild, bending and turning to where the light and their surroundings dictate. Tulips are masterful at this, as are these delphinium stalks. (I think they were designed to be so accommodating; in the garden the tall stalks will often be felled by summer storms, after which they right themselves as best they can by rising straight up and resulting in all sorts of crazy curves.)

In a bouquet, the effect can be enchanting, if you’re willing to go with the flow and let nature takes its winding course. My gardening inspiration, Lee Bailey, used to love the effects that transpired when tulips were left to their own devices in a vase. Over the years, I’ve come to appreciate the unexpected results as well. Sometimes a lighter touch works better than a strict and heavy hand.

As for growing a delphinium in your own garden, it’s no easy feat. Bailey himself admitted defeat when they kept getting knocked over by summer storms. He turned to foxgloves instead as a similarly-vertical substitute, then ended up loving them for their own charms. Personally, I prefer the foxgloves as well. The only fussy thing I want in a garden is me.

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The Dreamiest Post-Coital Smoke Music…

You leapt from crumbling bridges watching cityscapes turn to dust
Filming helicopters crashing in the ocean from way above…

Every season has a song (if it’s lucky) and though this particular one was released a long time ago, it has quickly become emblematic of this slow-to-start spring. This one still sees dirty snow everywhere, along with a definite chill in the air, and I am more than ready for it to turn the page to a warmer chapter. In the meantime, a smoldering song like ‘Apocalypse’ sets the stage for the Cigarettes After Sex tour that Suzie and I will hopefully be catching in Boston next weekend. Listen and join the enchantment:

Exhaling the languid contentment that comes with a fully satisfying musical moment, I do something I haven’t done in years: start the whole album over again and listen to each song. Such is the case with their most recent release, which reminded me in its moody-as-fuck way how the best music can still resonate with us, no matter how much time has passed since we’ve emotionally thrashed ourselves on the altar of love and obsession.

Got the music in you baby,
Tell me why
Got the music in you baby,
Tell me why
You’ve been locked in here forever & you just can’t say goodbye

Next week’s concert will make them the first band we’ve seen since Madonna (who probably doesn’t really count as a band). While never super-enthusiastic about seeing bands (that was for friends like Ann and JoJo), I still managed to see my fair-share of notable groups. The original Guns ‘n’ Roses on the tour right before the ‘Use Your Illusion‘ albums were released. Skid Row and Pantera. Metallica riding high on ‘Enter Sandman’. I went less for the music and more for the company and the experience. I wanted to feel what all those other fans were feeling – the excitement, the thrill, the emotional journey, and the almost-cathartic communal camaraderie that went along with sharing the experience with others.

Kisses on the foreheads of the lovers wrapped in your arms
You’ve been hiding them in hollowed out pianos left in the dark…
Got the music in you baby,
Tell me why
Got the music in you baby,
Tell me why
You’ve been locked in here forever & you just can’t say goodbye
Your lips,
My lips,
Apocalypse…

A shoulder rubbing up against you in the darkened theater. A wisp of cigarette smoke tickling your nose. A chord that hits your heart, piercing it to find just the place where wounds have gone to heal but never did. In such music there is a glimmer of redemption. In such songs a glimpse of something that gets you through. Chemicals flying, oh I love this…

Go & sneak us through the rivers,
Flood is rising up on your knees
Oh please…
Come out & haunt me
I know you want me
Come out & haunt me
Sharing all your secrets with each other since you were kids
Sleeping soundly with the locket that she gave you clutched in your fist…
When you’re all alone
I will reach for you
When you’re feeling low
I will be there too.

When the wind changes, when the winter heaves its forlorn sigh goodbye and the spring arrives underneath the hidden veil of night, we need something dreamy. Something too dreamy. 

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Willing Spring Into Being

If spring wants to take her time in making an entrance, I can respect that. But that doesn’t mean I won’t push and prod and drag her ass into gear in whatever manner possible. The only sure-fire way I know of healing my winter-torn heart is to visit the local nursery and surround myself with the moist heat of a greenhouse and the fresh palette of spring blooms and foliage. Faddegon’s provides just such a respite from the lingering snow and cold.

I walked quickly past all the Easter decorations, warily keeping an eye out for an Easter-Bunny-in-training. These are perilous times. This season’s seed packets were already on display – a happy sign of good things to come. I held my breath past the fertilizer section, then descended a few steps into the first greenhouse, where palms delicately draped their fronds, and the trendy terrariums collected their drops of dew for the smallest ferns.

Bright splotches of color exploded around me as seasonal primroses turned their sunny countenances upward to the sky. I breathed in the humid air and surveyed the surroundings, so rich with green and freshness. It was the scent and scene of life. The Living. It made my heart glad, and that should be enough until the outside catches up.

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