If you want to make your booty POP(!) then just order these not-so-crazy-ass leggings that are all the rage on social media right now, squeeze your butt into them, and wait for the dicks, I mean clicks. It’s been a while since I’ve posted any gratuitous photos, so maybe this little GIF will quell the non-existent clamor for cake.
Perhaps it’s the return of the Madonna Timeline, or the ennui of this disheartening winter, but something stirs the flash-my-ass-cheeks attitude and reminds me of saucier times on this blog. Like a proper sadist, I’m not going to make this easy for you, so if you want to find those more salacious shots, do some digging on your own, and probe the search feature at the bottom of every page. Type in whatever you want to see, then step on board for a magic ride better than anything the great space coaster could conjure. (Tell Gary Gnu that Al sent you.)
For the lazier lugs among us, here are some general categories of SexyBack:
- Gratuitous Nudity
- Male Nudity
- Shirtless Male Celebrities
- Naked Male Celebrities
- Underwear
- …and my personal favorite: Bulge.
