While one of Rob Gronkowski’s naked shots was already posted here, it’s Sunday Football time again, with an AFC Championship Rematch that finds the Patriots facing off against the Ravens. The Pats go in with one loss, and haven’t lost two in a row in quite some time… that’s about all I got from the ride home with my brother – more on that later. For now, enjoy this bit of uncharacteristic sports talk and footballer nudity.
Justin Timberlake has been rather quiet of late, at least musically – and I don’t believe I’ve seen any of his movies other than his voice-over for one of the ‘Shrek’ films – oh wait, there was ‘The Social Network’ and he was very good in that. I’ve seen some of his comedic acting chops on ‘Saturday Night Live’ (that was his ‘Dick in a Box’) but nothing else. His music was the area of his to which I paid the most attention (and even then it wasn’t much after he left N’Sync – yeah, I’m one of those gays – give me a boy band and I’ll sing and dance).
At any rate, here’s his naked butt, from one of those movies I have yet to watch, ‘Friends With Benefits’.
Personally, I don’t mind where he derives his most satisfactory creative fulfillment, as long as he does a few photo shoots (like the one that produced the picture below) aimed at the audience that comes here. Hey Justin, we’re you’re bread and butter. Spread some.
According to Queerty, Reichen Lehmkuhl is heading to law school to get away from the evil blogger queens (excuse me?) who are attacking him for being so perfect. Here is how he puts it: “As much as I will miss the illustrious and fabulous life of an ‘A-list reality star,’ being public, being subject to the small but progressive, loud and proud, “gay-hate and take-down-other gays†judgment machine, and being the target of gossip from the flawless corps of amazingly accomplished, secure, sassy, role model bloggers of the gay media hate-o-sphere… the dignity department of my soul tells me that it’s time for a new direction.”
Not sure law school is the way to go, but at least he’ll be able to figure out if he has any chance of successfully suing folks for putting up those full-frontal images of the jerk-off session he did online – wait, can you sue your own self? Check into that, Reichen. (We don’t do full-frontal here, so you’ll have to look those up yourself; I’ll give you his ass as a consolation prize.)
Birthday greetings go out to Prince Harry, apparently the most fun Royal that England has going for it today (with the possible exception of Kate, pending publication of her topless pics). I think we’re all still coming off the high of seeing his memorable Las Vegas naked photos (censored and uncensored).
When Anderson Cooper sent me an e-mail saying that Jake Gyllenhaal would be on his talk show next week, I was elated. (Okay, maybe he didn’t personally send me that e-mail, and maybe it didn’t go solely to me, but if this is what it takes to brighten up a Saturday morning, just go with the flow of delusion.) The idea of Jake and Anderson meeting must create a new gay galaxy somewhere in the universe. In honor of that occasion it seems the perfect time to revisit Jake Gyllenhaal’s naked ass (as I believe the posts that did so prior did not get reposted yet. There’s also a full-frontal shot of Mr. Gyllenhaal rumored to be floating around this site somewhere… and with the new archives slowly shuffling into place, it may be easier to find…) In the meantime, here is his backside.
Despite my love for all things Anne Hathaway, and my appreciation of Jake and the  junk in his trunk (and elsewhere) I have not seen the movie these shots are from, ‘Love & Other Drugs’. Why sit through a whole movie when the shots you want will be up on the internet anyway? That’s what blogging whores like me are for.
The naked backsides of ‘Magic Mike’ – Channing Tatum, Matthew McConaughey, Alex Pettyfer, and Matt Bomer. Who’s your favorite?
Word on the Internet is that Ryan Reynolds married Blake Lively. One question: who is Blake Lively again? Another question: does anyone else think this is anything more than an excuse to show a naked booty shot of Ryan Reynolds?
This is Ryan Phillippe’s ass, as recently seen on ‘Damages’ (which I’m told is a television show). A couple of observations: I never realized Mr. Phillippe’s film career was such that he was on television, but in a way it makes sense. I’ve always thought him annoyingly inept at acting, unless it was with his ass, which is why limited shots like this work so well.
The other thing I noticed is that he’s still in remarkable shape, at least where it counts. Compare the above shot with the one below, taken about thirteen years ago, and tell me you don’t feel the slightest twinge of envy that we all can’t age so gracefully.
Up until now, all I’ve seen are those star-censored pics that only serve to obscure Prince Harry’s ass – now here it is in all its royal glory (albeit with the TMZ watermark). I’m still undecided about this whole affair – Â on the one hand, I would never get naked when there are cel phones around (only cameras and flattering lighting). However, I’ve also never been drunk in a million-dollar Las Vegas suite, and I’m sure if I was the last thing I would be thinking of is a cel phone. Hell, I’d do more than strip naked if I were in that position, and I’ve got my own photos to prove it. So I guess I feel bad for the guy. He’s young, he’s rich, he’s in Las Vegas… where is the blame? Rock out with your cock out, Mr. Prince. No shame in that game.
Honestly, I never thought we’d see the day, but it just goes to prove what I’ve been saying about Las Vegas all along. Only this time, it’s probably a good thing. Leave it to the folks at that bastion of high news, TMZ, to be the first to produce a legit nude shot of Prince Harry, bent over in one shot, and covering the royal jewels with only his hands in another. Fortunately for you, this site has never shied away from gratuitous nudity.
Ryan Reynolds, shooting the special effects part of  scene in which he appears naked? Whatever, I’m disappointed in almost all of this – from the ridiculous pair of flesh-hued briefs, to the tropical bath mat beneath him.
This is Epke Zonderland, a gold medalist from the Netherlands. The name alone would be worthy of admiration, but he’s got the body to further back it up.
As promised, the Gronk, starkers. Not sure that ESPN was the ideal magazine cover to make (do straight sports-lovers really want to see their players naked? I’m asking…) Regardless, hats off (literally) to Mr. Gronkowski for having the balls to do this.
These are a couple of promotional stills from Daniel Radcliffe’s first Broadway treading a few years back, in Equus. Someone recently asked to see them again, and who am I to deny a glimpse of Mr. Radcliffe’s butt in this final summer of Harry Potter glory?
