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April 2019

Those Oh-So-Cool Jonas Bros

The return of the Jonas Brothers continues with their latest single ‘Cool’ dropping any minute now. I enjoyed the video and song for their recent ‘Sucker’ but beyond these parts I’m not sure how much of an impact it had. They’ve definitely upped their imagery of late, even if their shirtless exploits will always be preferable to just about anything else. (Except maybe full-frontal male nudity…) Anyway, check out ‘Cool’ when it becomes available – I will too. 

Bulge note: much ado is being made over the crotch area of the Nick Jonas photo seen below. Everybody wants to see VPL, especially on Nick Jonas apparently. It’s here for purely academic purposes. 

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Tiny Threads: An Insignificant Series

I simply cannot wait for the new Madonna album.

That’s all. 

#TinyThreads

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X by M, and an A

Madonna posted a cryptic triple-triptych on her Instagram account, with nine images working together to one big red ‘X’ which we are all assuming is some message about her upcoming album (praise be). In the same vein of those who re-created her wire-bound face from the ‘Rebel Heart’ album, I made my own tribute because I like red and I like the letter ‘A.’ 

As for what this means in Madonna’s world, your guess is as good as mine, and I don’t even have one. Life is a mystery, and I’m not trying to figure it out anymore. Just give us some music, put your ‘Vogue’ costume on, and that’s your outfit for the night. 

The 150th entry in the Madonna Timeline is due to be posted this weekend, so keep your eyes open for that. Until then, here’s a selective group of timelines that you may have missed or intentionally skipped. Best to come up to speed before we go much further. A quick recap of some notable timelines:

#133 – Easy Ride

#134 – Inside Out

#139 – American Pie

#140 – Express Yourself

#141 – Body Shop

#142 – Vogue

#144 – Mer Girl

#147 – Secret Garden

#148 – American Life

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The Gronk Sniffs Zac Efron’s Speedo

This is supposedly the famous Zac Efron Freedom Speedo, as put on the head of Rob Gronkowski.

I’ll leave you to draw your own conclusions.

{See more of the Gronk here, and more of the Efron here.}

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Saratoga Duck Crossing

Sometimes you happen to be in the right place at the right time to see something whimsical, adorable, and perfect for spring. That place happened to be Saratoga as two ducks made their way along a crosswalk and the traffic waited for them to pass. I don’t usually bother to whip my phone camera out to capture such sights, but I did this time, just as they made their way safely across the street. It was a happy ending, as we later passed them again dawdling near a building. 

Who knew that Saratoga was so ducky? I thought horses were their thing…

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A Foolish Full-Frontal Recap

I find it hard to believe that people are still falling for the full frontal jokes of this day, but silliness can be contagious, and I’ve been afflicted. On with the recap of the last week, in which Mercury finally slid out of retrograde and hopefully restored some order into life. 

It began with a blue spruce in a blue sky

These threads are not golden, but still worth a look. 

Spring + Ice = Sprice

The Beekman Boys introduced me to HSN.

Pietro Boselli’s butt.

The Madonna/Warren Beatty duet from ‘I’m Breathless’ and the summer of ‘Dick Tracy’.

This bird was the word. 

Chris Evans: shirtless American superhero

I need it, I want it, if you get it I will flaunt it. 

Isn’t it Chromantic?

Hunks of the Day included Peter Hermann, Mike Trout, Evan Antin, Jonathan Knight, Michael Berresse, and Ben Hunte.

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Cristiano Ronaldo: The Full-Frontal Shot

Cristiano Ronaldo fans are in for a treat today, as the title of this post not-so-secretly reveals. Footballer extraordinaire, Mr. Ronaldo knows his way around a ball scene, and as purveyor of his own underwear line, knows a thing or two about boxer-briefs too. Keep scrolling to see the goods, but stop along the way for some gratuitous links. 

See this post about his skivvies.

Or this one about his bulge.

Or this one about his briefs.

Or this one crowning him as Hunk of the Day

His latest underwear design certainly shows off the piping

And speaking of pipes… that full-frontal glimpse is just beyond the scroll-down…

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Happy April Fools Day! Sorry, it’s what we do here, and always have done. Here’s a bulge-tastic post of Cristiano for those who don’t want to leave mad. 

{See Zac Efron’s full-frontal shot here.}

{See a full-frontal David Beckham shot here.}

{See Tom Daley’s full-frontal shot here.}

{See the Ben Cohen full-frontal shot here.}

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