Christened by Gucci as one of the most stylish footballers, Jack Grealish earns his first Dazzler of the Day honor thanks to his style and panache on and off the field. Our road to the World Cup continues following Richarlison with someone just as enthralling. All work and no play makes Jack a dull, dull boy, and this Jack proves that with some wild party stories trailing in his wake.
For those who missed my social media posts about this, here is Chris Evans in a jockstrap, from his latest movie ‘Honey Don’t!’ in theaters now. It’s been far too long since Evans has graced us with such a glimpse, and this one recalls his breakthrough near-nude moment in ‘Not Another Teen Movie’ which found whipped cream and a banana preserving his modesty instead of a jockstrap. Which is better? That’s what online polls were made for, so perhaps I’ll have to put one up soon.
Evans had been pulling back from revealing such shots, so it’s nice to see him return to form in all the right ways, especially for the gay-gazing blogs that have nothing better to discuss. Here are a few previous blog posts dedicated to Mr. Evans and his much-celebrated moments of disrobing:
A basic and shamelessly shirtless Chris Evans shot.
Chris Evans as Dazzler of the Day.
A few GIFs of Chris Evans in his underwear.
This post opens with Evans flagrantly pulling down his pants.
Chris Evans flaunting America’s ass.
A ferocious turn as Elvis Presley in Baz Luhrmann’s ‘Elvis’ gave him star status, and a subsequent villainous splash in the recent ‘Dune: Part Two’ showed powerful range, but it’s his cover shoot for ‘Men’s Health’ by photographer Matthew Brookes that finally earns Austin Butler this Dazzler of the Day crowning.
While those of us who have thrilled to ‘The Gilded Age‘ since its first season go into withdrawal, eagerly awaiting Season 4 (which at its typical shooting and production pace won’t see the light of day for at least a year or two) I give you Ben Ahlers as Dazzler of the Day to tide you over. Ahlers played the inventor affectionately dubbed ‘clock twink’, and his character Jack Trotter endeared himself to viewers thanks to Ben’s earnest and winning portrayal. Until ‘The Gilded Age‘ returns, enjoy these other Dazzlers:
Rekindling the glory days of his underwear-inspired Dazzler crowning, Jeremy Allen White was spotted enjoying a summer beach moment. Always worthy of a second look as I aim to distract us from whatever awfulness might happen today. To that end, see also this scantily-clad Jeremy Allen White post, again in his underwear.
Tom Holland is back in a skin-tight Spiderman costume for the next installment of that superhero franchise, but he’s also giving a shirtless glimpse for the rabid fans who prefer skin to red and blue spandex and underwires. Holland has been a Dazzler of the Day here, and been part of a man sandwich here. We won’t mention the numerous instances of AI fan-generated artwork that finds him in all sorts of compromising positions…
Tuesdays can be devastating to those of us not yet retired, so I’m blunting the dismal dreck of the day with this gratuitous post of shirtless male celebrities for your viewing pleasure. What can I say, I’m a total giver. We begin with Tom Daley, introducing a new collaboration with Adidas in standard Speedo form.
Harry Styles has been off the public radar for a bit, perhaps preparing new music, and he’s worth a look-back in underwear posts like this and a scintillatingly naked shot like the one seen here.
Jason Derulo has made shirtless appearances here before, and they’re always worth a revisit.
Fitness impresario and male model Ngo Okafor previously made a splash in this stunning post.
Orville Peck finishes up his Broadway run in ‘Cabaret’ with a shirtless soak in a stream. If you prefer to see him with even less on, click here.
Robert Irwin wrangled with his snake in his underwear campaign for Bonds, and modeled the goods in this post.
Finally, Michael B. Jordan gives his own master class in sultry underwear campaigning, setting him up for a future Dazzler of the Day crowning.
This is just your basic shirtless Sunday post of gratuitousness for easy viewing pleasure and brainless drooling. We need that sort of escape, just in case our virgin posting of The Divine Diva Tour: A Fairy’s Tale isn’t doing it for you. (And with the upcoming heaviness of the next installment, slated for the holiday weekend, it’s not really doing it for me.) So let’s indulge in this shirtless male celebrity post, as kicked off by Bad Bunny, who smoldered in this Calvin Klein underwear shoot, as well as his Dazzler of the Day feature.
David Beckham teases what’s in his pants, as he’s been teasing on this blog for over twenty years.
Ncuti Gatwa was much more naked in this dazzling post, but the open cropped jacket and high-waisted pant are giving fashion fire, so we’ll take it.
Caleb Marshall has been giving fitness and fine views for years, only recently solidified by this Dazzler of the Day crowning.
With summer whispering in the air at long last, Will Taylor of Bright/Bazaar fame, has opened his pool and started the Speedo parade.
Finally, as global ambassador for the Stuart Weitzman shoe empire, Mark Consuelos does some sales-work without technically wearing any clothing whatsoever. Witness him in other shirtless shots here.
While he played no part in this week’s blog entries, Robert Irwin is fronting this weekly recap because, well, look. One more below, if you make it through the week’s worth of blog links first. (And if you must have more of Robert Irwin in his underwear, click here or here.)
Trans people are welcome here.
Who would write such a thing?!
The disappearing shoreline of upstate New York.
Brick and mortar stores are dead.
Those Crafty Lumberjacks know how to Dazzle.
Caleb Marshall in a jockstrap was enough to earn a Dazzler honor.
The stars line up and the bridge is beautiful.
A fairy finds himself in a forest.
An umbrella of ribbons would make Danny Elfman proud.
In honor of that thrilling finale for ‘The White Lotus’, here’s another look at a shirtless Patrick Schwarzenegger, who actually kept his clothes on in this episode. They so rarely make finales that live up to a season’s worth of suspense, and this one delivered (in my fully-capable-of-suspending-disbelief-in-the-name-of-fun-drama view). Last season’s was nowhere nearly coherent and powerful – and the speech by Carrie Coon’s character was devastating in a way that my almost-5o-year-old self took directly to heart. More on that in another post, because it deserves much more.
It definitely got me thinking about time, not that I needed any additional incentive for that, aforementioned birthday and other significant milestones all on the near horizon. But for now, the superficial beauty of a young man who just made a splash in one of the most talked about television experiences we’ve had – and in a world exploding with malice and increasingly-awful behavior, that’s quite an accomplishment.
Sometimes all it takes to be Dazzler of the Day is one underwear shoot to launch a new brand of skivvies (at least new to the United States). Bonds has been an Australian underwear staple for years – only now does it find its way onto our weary shores, and it has a scintillating ambassador in the form of Dazzler of the Day Robert Irwin. Son of the late Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin, Robert has made a splash in his own right, which finds a nifty highlight in these shots displaying his, err, trouser-snake, among other creatures.
IYKYK.
And we definitely know.
The final installment of “The White Lotus’ arrives next Sunday, and it’s reportedly a 90-minute boffo episode, because that’s the least amount of time it will take to unravel all the loose threads that have been hanging all season.
No word on whether Patrick Schwarzenegger gets naked one last time as he did here…
… or just goes shirtless as he did here.
While Jonathan Tucker has already been crowned Dazzler of the Day in this post, he earns the title again thanks to my egregiously-late-to-the-game realization that he was in ‘The Virgin Suicides’ – Sofia Coppola’s haunting adaptation of one of my favorite novels. He’s also been quite busy in the four years since his original Dazzler post, earning accolades for his role in ‘Palm Trees and Power Lines’ and co-writing a song for Nick Jonas (lucky duck). More intriguing and impressive to me is his practice of transcendental meditation, proof that there is more than one way to dazzle.
Bad Bunny was recently bulging out of his Calvins in this post, and before that he was crowned Dazzler of the Day in this post. This is just a gratuitous thirst trap for those who once came to these parts in search of such prettiness, as seen in categories like Male Models and Male Nudity.
And if that’s enough for you, there are always these categories to tick your fancies:
