Category Archives: Gratuitous Nudity

Hunk of the Day: Mario Lopez, Trimming His Tree In Tiny Briefs

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The Hunk of the Day is someone who has been featured on here before, Mario Lopez. Here we have him in a recent Twitter pic by his wife, showing him in his finest tree-trimming regalia. Who am I to judge?  I won’t horrify you with what I wore when trimming the tree (and I only did the lights…)

UPDATE: My friend LeeMichael pointed out that Mr. Lopez was giving me a run for my money in the ass-centric holiday greeting market. My first thought was that I wish my body was half as fit as his, but my second was that I would never trim a sharp-needled pine tree in such skimpy briefs, and I wouldn’t trade that sort of wisdom for the hottest body in the world.

Okay, maybe I would. But it’s more noble to pretend otherwise.

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XXXmas Porny Santas (Uncensored)

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It’s just a matter of time before Andrew Christian just does a hard-core porn film in support of his underwear line. And I can’t wait. Here’s his holiday promo:

Hunky Santas: The Holiday Card (Uncensored) from Andrew Christian on Vimeo.

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Excessive Ego & Naked Insecurity

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This brief collection of psychedelic pics goes out to the person who said I either had a huge ego or massive insecurity – to which I asked, “Can’t I have it both ways?”

 

 

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Do You See What I See?

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Said the night wind to the little lamb
Do you see what I see?
Way up in the sky little lamb
Do you see what I see?
A star, a star
Dancing in the night
With a tail as big as a kite…

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The Small Screen

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The bed has a way of pulling you into it. Pulling you deep beneath covers, under pillows and blankets and sheets, drowning in an ocean of thread counts and fibers and the entrance to sleep. It lifts and carries, calls and cajoles, lilts and lulls ~ the combined effect of which serves to deliciously disorient on the order of the lotus-eaters.

Rippling water like waves of desert sand in Egyptian cotton.

The folds of the body of the earth.

Hazy, ambient noise of gauze and womb, soft and warmly inviting yet cold and hard as glass. A throw, a reflection, a question of indeterminate origin, lingering in the grainy atmosphere.

The erudite world collapses. The edges dissipate and disappear. The straight lines bend and sway and drop off completely. The corners curve and bounce back.

It is sucking you in, and there is no way out.

And then you are gone.

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Racy Almost-Rans…

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Now that the Holiday Card 2012 has been revealed, I can show you a few shots that didn’t quite make the cut. The inspiration for these was a combination of disturbing and sometimes disparate things that caught my eye in the last year or so – particularly ‘American Horror Story’, a few bits of ‘Dexter’ (blame Andy for that infiltrating my life), and a classic Janis Joplin tune (‘Piece of My Heart’). The notion of doing a somewhat scary image was intriguing, as I’ve actually never thought to marry that to one of my holiday cards (I don’t consider S&M all that frightening, so those don’t count). This, however, incorporated some blood and guts (or at least a substitute heart), and it ranks high on my amusement list. The look on Andy’s face alone as the various props were being assembled was a priceless highlight of the year. (The work involved in getting stubborn fake-blood stains off my hands was not as fun.)

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The Holiday Card 2012 ~ A Christmas Massacre

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Without further ado, I present both sides of this year’s Holiday Photo Card. Eat Your Holiday Heart Out…

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Hunk of the Day: Austin Armacost and His Ample Ass

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This requested gem comes from the “cast” of ‘The A-List’, some gay reality show that I was told is completely horrid. Though how can it be if it features the beauteous maximus of Hunk of the Day Austin Armacost? (Actually, I’m told he was one of the worst ones, which just goes to show that pretty packages don’t always run deep.) At any rate, this site is not always those looking for something deeper – sometimes it’s simply for those looking.

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Hunk of the Day: Josh Wald (Whose Hotness Must Be Seen to Be Believed)

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I’m not sure how Josh Wald has not been chosen yet for the Hunk of the Day, other than the fact that I must have just assumed he had already been one. in fact, this is his first appearance here, a woefully ignominious omission. Mr. Wald was, I believe, a skateboarder before he gained prominence as a male model, and though I’m not a fan of extensive tattoos (and by extensive I mean one), I can deal with his. Hey, one must be flexible about these sorts of things.

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Thanksgiving Nakedness

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In a blatant bit of pandering to those who loyally return here day after day (and have asked for it), here are some bonus skin shots from my recent trip to NY and The Out. It seems slightly less tasteless to post these now than, say, Christmas or Easter. Not that I’d have a problem with either (and I believe the latter did provide the backdrop for some latex and lace fiasco one year…)

“Do you know how sometimes you see a man, and you’re not sure if you want to get in his pants or if you want to cry? Not because you can’t have him; maybe you can. But you see right away something in him beyond having. You can’t screw your way into it, any more than you can get at the golden egg by slitting the goose. So you want to cry, not like a child, but like an exile who is reminded of his homeland.” ~ Mark Merlis

Hope you have enjoyed our Thanksgiving Parade of nudity. Now stuff it. (The turkey, of course.)

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Lying Naked

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I’m still in Boston, so the lazy parade of gratuitous black-and-white artfully-shot nude poses will continue for a little while longer. With all the skin, there seems little need for a Hunk of the Day post (and I refuse, in spite of all evident vanity, to put myself up as such). Fittingly, these were shot on location at The Out in NYC. The bed was heavenly, the sheets were like clouds, and the mirror was divine.

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