Category Archives: Madonna

My Favorite Madonna Anniversary

This is my favorite Madonna anniversary as it marks the release of her greatest album to date: ‘Ray of Light’. While others come close and hold sacred spots in memory for varying reasons (‘Like A Prayer‘, ‘Erotica‘, and ‘Confessions On A Dance Floor‘ come to the forefront of my mind) it is ‘Ray of Light’ that still means the most. Going back in time to that delirious almost-spring release is an exercise in memory that been repeated almost annually, and rather than do all the work I’ve done before, here is a list of some of those posts:

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The Madonna Timeline #179: ‘Me Against the Music’ ~ Fall 2003

{Note: The Madonna Timeline is an ongoing feature, where I put the iPod on shuffle and write a little anecdote on whatever was going on in my life when that Madonna song was released and/or came to prominence in my mind.}

Back in 2003, some saw the teaming up of these two pop icons as the passing of the Pop Goddess baton from Madonna to Britney Spears, but I knew only one of them would/could last, and with a new album on the more immediate horizon, that looks to be Madonna. Nothing against Britney, or the music, just a reflection on longevity, and Brit’s got a long way to go before she surpasses Madonna on that front.

Here was their first and thus far only collaboration, the lead single from Britney’s fourth album ‘In the Zone’ – and a strange little blip on Madonna’s musical timeline.

Hey Britney, you say you wanna lose control
Come over here I got something to show ya
Sexy lady, I’d rather see you bare your soul
If you think you’re so hot
Better show me what you got 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clwLKJ294u4

Like almost all of Madonna’s collaborations with other superstar artists, this one suffers slightly from overwhelming expectations and an oddly-muted production. For all their effort, and all the hype of being released in the white-hot aftermath of their infamous and incendiary MTV Video Awards performance smooch, it falls just a little flat. While Britney gets top billing, this is just as much a duet as Madonna’s ‘4 Minutes’ splash with Justin Timberlake (which make be her strongest collaboration with another renowned celebrity/singer).

The video keeps them tantalizingly apart until the very end – a lengthy tease that is emblematic of the song as a whole. All tease, little action, and not much lasting resonance. Madonna’s greatest strength will always and forever be as a solo artist.

Song #179 – ‘Me Against the Music’ ~ Fall 2003

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A Madgical Moment

Aside from whatever airbrushing miracles that were performed for these pics (I want whatever filter she’s using), Madonna’s latest promotional efforts for Dolce & Gabbana is a thing of beauty. It reminds me of her work with Versace in the mid 90’s, when she was softening the hard-edge of her ‘Erotica’ era. Here she sets the stage for her new album due this year with a sumptuous nod to her Italian roots.

We are long overdue for a new Madonna Timeline (the last one came almost an entire year ago), and it’s coming, I promise, just give me a minute to catch up on some things. I’m still behind from a lost week of sickness and exhaustion. In the meantime, let’s revisit some Madonna songs that are spinning on my playlist now, in tribute to the perfumed drama of the moment.

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Smells Like Madonna

Madonna’s love affair with Dolce & Gabbana goes back decades, and finds further expression in her lending them a song for their promotional push for ‘The One’ fragrances. It’s her first musical release since 2019’s ‘Madame X’, and acts as an amuse-bouche for her upcoming return to dance-floor form in a long-hinted-at sequel to ‘Confessions On A Dancefloor‘.

A respectable cover of Patty Pravo’s ‘La Bombola’, sung in its original Italian, this Madonna is moody, mature, and understandably a little worn and worse for wear. At moments, it doesn’t even really sound like her, which is a bold move, as she’s not the chirpy girl of ‘Like A Virgin‘ or ‘Material Girl‘ anymore, and this is an accomplished effort. It’s not going to climb the charts, as if that even mattered at this point in her career, and it really speaks more to her commitment to creatively expansive artistry, and a wonderful evocative companion to her perfume ad visuals.

I wish she’d done something like this for her own fragrance releases for ‘Truth or Dare’ and ‘Truth or Dare: Naked’ – both of which are exquisite scents, and worth more than Madonna’s relatively lackluster promotional push at the time. A song by the lady herself would have possibly made these flagons immortal in the style of Elizabeth Taylor rather than a one-two-off adored by a selective niche.

That said, perhaps I should be glad not more have embraced these, as they can still be found if you know where to look. Like the music here, the mood is sensual, spicy, slightly carnal. If anyone knows how to whet the appetite for what is about to come, it’s Madonna. This is a gorgeous start to a year that may find her deservedly back in the pop spotlight.

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Promising in Pink

Madonna is on the move – at long last for those of us fans who recall the album-every-two-years pace of her earlier work. It’s been an eternity (in Madonna years) since her last studio album ‘Madame X’ – which came out way back in the summer of pre-COVID 2019. This stretch marks the longest span between original albums in her entire career.

Anticipation is running high for her long-ago-announced upcoming (2026) album – which she has been billing as a sequel to the smash fan-favorite ‘Confessions on a Dance Floor’ from 2005. Two decades is a long time for a follow-up, but if anyone can conjure magic no matter how much time has passed, it’s Madonna.

These recent shots are spectacular – and a step up from the heavily-filtered Instagram nonsense she seems to have favored of late, so I’m hopeful about this new era. Pink goes well with more than you think it will.

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A Madonna Birthday Post

Muse of my muses and Queen of Our Popdom, Madonna celebrates her birthday today. As a tribute, here’s a list of some of my favorite songs from each of her albums. Her musical legacy is set in stone, even if it’s been six long years since her last proper album. Here’s hoping the whispers about the next one are true, and that it comes out sooner rather than later.

Madonna ~ ‘Borderline‘ is the song that spoke to me most, even if everybody else loved ‘Lucky Star‘.

Like A Virgin ~ ‘Material Girl‘ and ‘Dress You Up‘ were the very first songs by Madonna that I loved. Not gonna hate on title track ‘Like A Virgin‘ though, especially given all its vast and varied interpretations over the years.

True Blue ~ ‘Open Your Heart‘ is the stand-out track for this one, followed closely by ‘Live To Tell‘.

Like A Prayer ~ I mean, it’s ‘Like A Prayer‘ and ‘Express Yourself‘. (But if you’re the kind of fan who favors ‘Promise To Try‘, then you’re my kind of fan.)

I’m Breathless ~ Hell yes this is a proper Madonna album – and ‘Vogue’ is proof of that.

Erotica ~ “Bottomless with potential hit singles”, this spawned the delightfully-demonic title track, wondrous ‘Bad Girl‘ and stirring ‘Rain‘, but it is ‘Deeper and Deeper‘ that still gets me up out of my seat.

Bedtime Stories ~ There’s no ‘Secret’ that the lead single is probably my fave song from this underrated musical moment, though ‘Take A Bow‘ has more than its merits too.

Ray of Light ~ My favorite Madonna song of all-time, ‘Drowned World/Substitute for Love‘ opens this opus, arguably her greatest work to date, and title track ‘Ray of Light‘ illuminates the fact that it still shines.

Music ~ A fun bop, ‘Music‘ takes the favorite track crown, but I’m always up for an ‘Impressive Instant‘ too.

American Life ~ The unfairly-maligned collection of perhaps-poorly-timed truth-to-power musical statements made here contained jewels like ‘X-static Process‘ and ‘Mother and Father‘.

Confessions on a Dance Floor ~ Another musical resurrection, Confessions brought us opening banger ‘Hung Up‘ but my favorite remains the equally-thrilling ‘Sorry‘. (Shout out to ‘Jump‘ for inspiration.)

Hard Candy ~ Thought this album was a slow-burner, it gave us ‘Give It 2 Me‘ and that will have to be enough.

MDNA ~ This was an under-appreciated ‘Masterpiece‘ in my mind, with cuts like ‘Girl Gone Wild’ and ‘I’m a Sinner‘ being sweet aural candy.

Rebel Heart ~ It is easily the title track ‘Rebel Heart’ that is my absolute favorite from this Madonna era.

Madame X ~ Her most recent proper album (all the way back in 2019!) this one brought us ‘God Control‘ and ‘Come Alive‘.

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A Madonna Meditation Moment

While the Madonna Timeline has yet to hit ‘Has To Be’ – the B-side to Madonna’s ‘Ray of Light’ single – I’m including the instrumental version of this underrated track in this post for its tranquil properties. In my opinion, it could have easily slipped onto the ‘Ray of Light’ album, perhaps elongating the last section’s slowed-down meditative vibe. (It’s certainly superior to the currently-hyped ‘Gone, Gone, Gone’ demo that is part of the messy ‘Veronica Electronica’ release – that one feels decidedly unfinished, even if it’s exceptionally intriguing as a product of this artistically-fertile point in Madonna’s career.)

I’ve written about its pull previously in this post, and there will be a more comprehensive meditation on it for when the Madonna timeline makes its way there. For now, breathe in, breathe out, and say a little prayer.

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Where is the new music already? What do you mean it’s not in the computer?!?

Dear Madonna,

Please hurry up with the new album – the world needs some joy right now, and nothing is more joyous than new Madonna music. You’ve been hinting at a sequel to ‘Confessions on a Dance Floor‘ with new collaborations with Stuart Price – we are here for it, we are queer for it, and we need it yesterday. Thank you so much.

Signed,

~ A.

 

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A Pose that’s Lasted for 35 Years

From the moment she demanded us to “Strike a pose!” I have been enthralled and recaptured by Madonna’s song ‘Vogue’. Released thirty five years ago (sweet baby Jesus how old does that put us?!) it remains an epochal and iconic song that has stood the test of time, surviving and thriving in the various iterations Madonna has performed on tours and halftime shows. For me, and for many gay men of a certain age, it has always meant a little bit more than meets the superficial eye

Thirty-five years ago I was a freshman in high school. In our small town in upstate New York, the closest I could get to any sort of gay culture or lifestyle was Madonna, and ‘Vogue’ offered a glimpse of a world in which I sensed I might belong – a world of beauty, glamour, freedom, and dance-floor abandon. At a time when the AIDS epidemic raged and eradicated great swaths of the gay community, this was a space and a place to get away, even if the fabulousness and fantasy existed solely in our minds. Sometimes that had to be enough to get us through. 

A great pop song won’t ever save the world, but once in a while one comes along to save a moment and even a life

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The Spark of Light Come Again

Today is a holiday for any proper Madonna fan, as it marks the anniversary of her US release of ‘Ray of Light’, which remains my favorite Madonna album. Here’s a partial track listing of all the songs that the Madonna Timeline has recounted:

The release of the album came at a tender time in my life when I was examining similar themes of love and loss and finding meaning in the moment. Musically, it managed to be entirely of its time, while forging a futuristic sound, and grounding itself in timeless songs and melodies. A triumphant hat-trick she has yet, in my opinion, to match.

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The Madonna Timeline: Song #178 – ‘I Love New York’ ~ 2005

{Note: The Madonna Timeline is an ongoing feature, where I put the iPod on shuffle and write a little anecdote on whatever was going on in my life when that Madonna song was released and/or came to prominence in my mind.}

Gearing up for her first major return to the music scene since 2019’s ‘Madame X’ (by far the longest stretch of time between Madonna albums since she first appeared on the scene in 1983), Madonna is set to release what she has described as ‘Confessions on a Dance Floor Part 2’, which makes this Madonna Timeline particularly timely, as it centers around ‘I Love New York’ from the original ‘Confessions on a Dance Floor’ album.

Personally, I always found this one of the weaker tracks of the album (I’m not even going to include the lyrics as I usually do – let just say “I don’t like cities but I like New York/ Other places make me feel like a dork” will not be remembered as one of her finer couplets), but as an emotional homage to her adopted hometown, the sentiment carries the song, and it worked as one of the more rock-like moments of the Confessions Tour. That’s the memory I have of this song – watching it being performed live at Madison Square Garden as the NY crowd ate it up.

As proof of her enduring relevance, the photos here are from her recent spread in CR Magazine, hinting at what might come with the next album. We are more than ready for the Confessions to land again.

Song #178 – ‘I Love New York’ ~ 2005

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Madonna’s Tucking Us In Again

When it comes to Madonna, late is better than never, so while the 30th anniversary of her ‘Bedtime Stories’ album actually passed last fall, she’s delivered a Valentine message promising a proper anniversary release with a bunch of unprecedented bonuses (which I’ll believe when I hear them). Skepticism notwithstanding, I’m hopeful about this one, as she hasn’t really promised such concrete deliverables in, well, possibly ever. And ‘Bedtime Stories’ is one of her rare, quiet, underrated releases that has proven itself over time with a solid and cohesive soundtrack from the 90’s, the melodies and haunting lyrics of which remain pertinent to this day. A track listing reminder of its brilliance:

  1. Survival
  2. Secret
  3. I’d Rather Be Your Lover
  4. Don’t Stop
  5. Inside of Me
  6. Human Nature
  7. Forbidden Love
  8. Love Tried to Welcome Me
  9. Sanctuary
  10. Bedtime Story
  11. Take A Bow

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A Celebration Anniversary

A year ago tonight I saw Madonna’s Celebration Tour in Boston, and it remains a highlight in the Madonna concert canon. In so many ways it was a spectacular greatest-hits show (more-so than Reinvention) and one that felt surprisingly-moving on many levels. It also reminded me of my lifelong love for an entertainer who has never given less than her best, even on her most trying days. That sort of dedication and work ethic seems in short supply these days. 

Like all of us, Madonna is getting older, but I have a feeling there are a few more magical music tricks up her sleeves (should she choose to wear any), and maybe a classic return to something as renowned and beloved as her ‘Confessions on a Dance Floor‘ opus. Words has it that she’s working with the person who helmed that seminal work (Stuart Price) for an upcoming album. If anyone can catch lightning twice, it’s Madonna. 

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Ferocious as a Flower

One of my “fans” recently complained that I post too many flower stories. She then tried to explain that she didn’t even read my blog but one of her “side-pieces” had reported to her that it was all flowers and hot men so she didn’t need to bother. One of my mainstay favorite parts of this blog over the years has been the unsolicited complaint, usually proffered from someone who says they don’t actually read it but hears about what I write. While my use of the word ‘favorite’ is somewhat steeped in sarcasm, it genuinely doesn’t bother me. In truth, it has actually been a source of amusement and pride in still ruffling feathers enough to merit comment or criticism twenty-plus years into this adventure. 

“The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.” ~ Oscar Wilde

There is also something flawed in anyone who dismisses the power inherent in the beauty and ephemeral grace of a flower. It speaks to a lack of development of true power and appreciation, as does attempting to bring down anything that doesn’t directly speak to one’s own preferences.

Flowers can be as ferocious as prose can be deadly

And so to all the flower-lovers out there – and all the flower-haters too – this song’s for you. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cm-oQ7uRCyU

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