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This Shirtless Tonga Guy Just Won The Olympics

It happened kind of early, but maybe that means we don’t have to be subjected to NBC’s wretched butchering of these summer Olympic Games. Pita Taufatofua already won the whole thing with his shirtless entrance into the games, as seen below. Representing Tonga for taekwando, he bears the flag and the suit of some hot loins. His greased-up, oiled-up, slicked-up torso also won him the otherwise-ridiculous admiration of all the commentators. I think Matt Lauer was even drooling. It’s going to be tough to beat this moment, but I’m hopeful Tom Daley will try.

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