Category Archives: Tiny Threads

Adding sequins and seed beads to a coat is as good a winter project as any.

Don’t prick your finger.

Just keep sparkling.

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The word ‘parlor’ is Victorian porno.

IYKYK, and only Ann and Missy know.

Shout out to my girls!

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Sometimes coziness is a meme.

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Locating the sliver of extra light we gain each day will have to be enough of an accomplishment for the moment at hand.

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When I call and text my friends that I need to talk to them, I usually get crickets.

When I give advance warning not to call because I’m about to head into a movie or show, they will invariably call and text.

My phone is ridiculously pointless.

My pathology originates here.

(PS – The featured photo shows the average number of spam calls I get of a day, which is why the ringer is always off. It won’t even vibrate because I don’t want to know.)

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I long for the days when my social media feed was how to tie scarves, Tom Ford underwear, garden meditations, and Madonna.

Please, algorithm gods, return me to such a happily innocuous realm.

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The sound of a lawnmower will always be sweeter than the sound of a snowblower.

Both are better than the sound of a leaf blower.

Neither is as nice as the pool pump kicking on.

Comparison remains the ultimate thief of joy.

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There are still people out there who exclaim, “Holy mackerel!” without a shred of irony or snarkiness.

This makes me happy.

I heard one of them say this at the cafe the other night. The marvel was real; the reassurance in humanity was brief.

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Cursive is the new print.

If we’re not teaching kids cursive, how are they going to sign their name?

Printed like a child?

Sad.

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Overheard recently, perhaps out of my own mouth:

“You don’t have to ask us to forget what you just said. It’s the damn default.”

That there are still people who like me in this world is a minor miracle.

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I need to get back into crocheting again – not for lifelong blankets, but for things to wear – sweaters and speedos – shit like that. Then I can turn this into a crochet blog – lots of hooks to bring people in… oh go groan somewhere else.

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Sometimes savoring selfishness is just basic fucking survival.

Go feral in 2026. I sure as fuck am…

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My friend Chris is correct: the mid-length black puffer coat is depressingly ubiquitous. He didn’t put it quite that way, but that’s why I’m here.

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