Category Archives: Tiny Threads

“If you stick a pot roast in the oven, what’s to stop it from getting done?” ~ ‘The Women’

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#JungleRed

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“Arrivals” sounds so much happier than “Departures” but you can’t get to one without going through the other.

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“Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?” marked my first exposure to a cappella singing groups.

Oh, tell me where!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1EIUP8tvbE

Some memes are really good.

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Me to a co-worker: “I need my time alone. To be healthy and safe for people.”

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Maybe I’ll just tweet this shit instead.

Social media saturation.

Waterlogged waterloo.

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Our local newspaper, the Times Union, recently posted the following headline on its FaceBook feed:

“Albany officer Christofer M. Kitto, 34, was charged with patronizing a prostitute, but police say the shooting was justified.”

It would be genius if I could be entirely sure that they were in on the joke. Sadly, I’m not entirely sure, given some of their typographical errors of late. 

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The other night I had a dream about Ladurée macarons, which I’ve never actually had the pleasure or privilege of tasting. Definitely a sign for someone to send me some. They do ship. Let me know if you need an address… 

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As much as I love words, I abhor when they’re used in home décor.

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There is nothing wrong with having chicken parmesan for breakfast.

What is chicken but a wicked old egg?

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Tangled paper clips are a cakewalk compared to tangled Christmas tree ornament hangers. 

Listen to me, like I have anything to do with either of those things.

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I’m not putting on weight.

I’m putting on winter insulation.

And shut the fuck up.

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Suzie and I were just texting about this other day: is the Erie Canal still operational?

Low bridge, everybody down.

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