Category Archives: Tiny Threads

Forget living paycheck to paycheck, I’m living three paychecks in the future. That’s how much money has already been spent.

The only math I know is subtraction.

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We could learn a lot from tulipmania, but we probably won’t.

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A very sad story in only two words: Lost Dog.

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This touched me.

In a good way.

And I usually don’t like being touched. 

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Me, to a co-worker decked out in a plaid flannel smock with pockets and ruching: “You are checking all the boxes to piss me off today.”

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Sometimes the people that are hardest to love are the ones you want to love the most.

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There is no such thing as too much powdered sugar.

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Great day! I need reading glasses! And I’m getting a whole collection of necklaces to hold them around my neck! I don’t think people understand my joy at this. I am finally becoming the old lady that I’ve always been in my heart! (Seriously, I’m not being snarky or sarcastic – this is a dream come true for me.)

Any chance to accessorize is a blessing.

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People, we can do better than this.

We MUST do better than this.

We live in a world where stickers should come off cleanly. There’s no reason for this sort of nonsense to take place in this day and age. 

Let’s lift our standards, just a bit.

We are better than this.

We are so much better than this.

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Is anyone else missing the significance of the salt girl in the rain?

What does it mean?

Who is she?

Why is she spilling the salt?

All I have are questions, not a desire to buy more Morton.

Seems cruel to leave a child out in the rain with nothing but a cylinder of salt.

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One of the only good things about winter is that our garage can now double as a refrigerator. 

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Me, still hangry after a salad for lunch: “I’m just going to have a few delicious almonds for the afternoon.”

Co-worker: “What person would you turn into with a Snickers?”

Me: [Unamused glaring]

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Torn about bubble tea? Me too. I tried it for the first time last weekend. Can’t quite decide if I love it or loathe it. Leaning toward the latter…

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Sometimes I’ll intentionally be wrong just to see what it feels like.

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