Category Archives: Tiny Threads

Woke up and decided to be everybody’s problem.

(This is hardly ever true, if you really know me, but it’s fun to say, and it goes with the image.)

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The strength of my reading glasses just moved up a notch to 2.0.

My belt wants to move up a notch too, but I said, “Fuck you.“

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I

Can

Not

Fucking

Wait.

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Sometimes I just want to play Block Blast without the Tai Chi Chair Workout offer.

Am I asking for too much?

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What joy there is in the first affliction of spring fever!

I’m all antsy and ready to go!

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And a new mantra is born…

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Normalize nothing. 

Being normal is ridiculously overrated. 

Resist it at every turn.

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The best baristas work harder than you or I ever will.

Treat them right.

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Certain cocktails are perfect for a mocktail treatment – a margarita or Bloody Mary lend themselves well to the mockery.

Certain cocktails are not – the martini or the Manhattan.

Life is full of choices and options, and the possibilities are endless.

I’m a mock guy myself, but you can cock it if you wish. No judgment.

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When there’s so much flavor in the olive family, why even bother with meat?

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People are assholes and karma isn’t working fast enough.

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Is it too much to ask to have a sun room in which to grow some citrus trees? I don’t even need the fruit – just the flowers would be enough.

This is me, manifesting…

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Whenever I find myself in doubt, I remember these wise words from a drag queen, maybe the greatest drag queen of all: “Don’t write a check with your mouth that your ass can’t cash!”

Sit with it for a while.

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