Category Archives: Tiny Threads

#TinyThreads: An Insignificant Series

Is it more exciting to find a package on your doorstep, or to see the email indicating it has been delivered?

My vote would be for the first option.

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Hot take: banana peppers taste nothing like bananas.

And they’re not even that hot.

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#TinyThreads: An Insignificant Series

I can’t tell you the number of times I’ve seen an item of clothing in an online ad and thought, ‘Oh, I want that… I NEED that…’ only to click on it and see it’s for a girl aged 3 to 5.

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#TinyThreads: An Insignificant Series

“OMG, just hide a feeling for once, please.”Emily, ‘The Devil Wears Prada 2’

If this is all there is, it is enough.

That’s all.

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‘Do you like music?’

A random social media post (not mine) that went viral, because people are just dumb as fuck now.

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The first pita I ever had was at Burger King.

It was the 80’s.

I was growing up in Amsterdam, NY.

What did you expect?

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#TinyThreads: An Insignificant Series

Snow in the spring just hits harder, stings deeper, and sucks bigger than snow at just about any other time of the year. Even summer. There, I said it. We are over it.

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When people say they’re ‘Single as a Pringle’ that never made much sense to me; I’ve always considered Pringles rather polyamorous – they’re packaged in a freaking human centipede formation for fuck’s sake.

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