Category Archives: FAFO

FAFO: Trump-Voting Car Drivers

FAFO: Wayne DeMario

FAFO: Pam Bondi

02
April
2026

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The Next F.A.F.O. Award: Pam Bondi

It couldn’t happen to a shittier person – and Pam Bondi more than earns this FAFO Award because despite consistently kissing Donald Trump’s ass for the past decade or so and ruining the Department of Justice, she just go unceremoniously fired by the biggest scoundrel/scumbag/convicted felon alive. That’s gotta sting, even if she never had any shame. I mean, the Attorney General getting fired by a felon? You can’t wash that stank off! Trump’s own announcement that Pam will be going into the private sector on some future date sounds like the kind of karmic retribution death knell that Miss 50,000 DOW truly deserves. (And you know the felon already pardoned her – how else to keep her lips sealed about the Epstein Files in which he’s accused of child rape?)

FAFO: Trump-Voting Car Drivers

FAFO: Wayne DeMario

22
March
2026

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The Next F.A.F.O. Award: Trump Voting Car Drivers

Once again, thanks to the ignorant and stupid votes of people who thought Trump would control gas prices, the rest of us are paying crazy prices for gas – thanks to his ill-begotten war on Iran – a war he just haphazardly set in motion to distract from credible allegations that he raped teenage girls. There’s so much wrong with anyone still supporting that monster that I don’t even have the energy to address it. Instead, just a FAFO Award to all those car drivers (and I don’t know anyone who doesn’t drive a car that requires some gas) because gas is at an all-time high. I just paid the most for a single filling of the tank than I’ve ever paid in my life – my Mom just filled up for over $70. Thanks Trump. And thanks to the Trump voters and supporters for keeping this insanity going. (Looking at you, GOP.)

FAFO: Wayne DeMario

24
February
2026

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The Next F.A.F.O. Award: Wayne DeMario

He supported and rooted for Trump every time he ran, and now his life-partner is slated for deportation. Meet Wayne DeMario, a Miami guitar store owner who proudly voted for Trump, only to see Trump enact the acts he said would enact, including the deportation of immigrants who committed crimes. Enter Wayne’s life-partner Yamile Alcantu, who was here from Cuba via a Visa Lottery (slightly different from how Melania Trump immigrated to America) but who had a “minor run-in” with the law. [Whoopsie daisy!] End result: Alcantu was taken by ICE to a detention center and is currently scheduled to be deported.

Wayne claims he didn’t vote for any of this, he only voted Republican because he was a Republican. (Sure Jan. ) To Wayne and his life-partner, I offer my most heartfelt shrug. Think of this as a kind of ‘both sides’ sort of compassion, offering the same sympathy that the MAGA crowd offers innocent people being deported. If you have a problem with that schadenfreude, talk to the White House and the guy who thinks he’s President.

11
February
2026

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The Next F.A.F.O. Award: Jill Zarin

Racists are losers.

Stop trying to make racism happen.

Full stop. We are done with it.

And for those who go full-on racist, there will be consequences.

“It was the worst halftime show ever… I just don’t think it was appropriate to have it in Spanish… it looked like a political statement — there were literally no white people in the entire thing.” – Jill Zarin on Bad Bunny’s Halftime Show

With her undeniably MAGA-adjacent views, and a recent racist rant against Bad Bunny and that epic Super Bowl Halftime Show (look up the full version for all the awfulness of her video if you must), Jill Zarin was just cancelled before she even had a proper chance to return to widespread public view. In an extremely gratifying and almost immediate case of FAFO, she posted her racist and offensive take in a video, promptly deleted it, and then got fired before she even began filming E!’s ‘Golden Life’ – their take on the original Real Housewives of New York, which they may be regretting right about now.

I’d not seen any of Zarin’s Real Housewives shows because I started watching long after she had been excised as a starring player, but I’d seen her extremely thirsty behavior in the ensuing years – her former boss admitted how badly she wanted back on the show, and back in the public eye. To be handed that opportunity after all these years, and having already filmed a super-embarrassing promo for it, only to proudly reveal herself as the awful human being so many assumed her to be and immediately get fired from her new show is simply delicious.

Chef’s kiss, no notes, and… Bravo!

Maybe acting like a hateful, hate-filled, racist pig of a human being isn’t the winning strategy some people seem to think it’s ok to be these days.

25
January
2026

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The Next F.A.F.O. Award: These 7 House Democrats

It’s a double FAFO day because that is the terrible place our country has entered. Seven House Democrats voted to continue funding ICE just two days before ICE flagrantly murdered yet another American citizen in Minnesota. Here are their names and the states they represent:

Tom Suozzi (New York)

Laura Gillen (New York)

Henry Cuellar (Texas)

Vicente Gonzalez (Texas)

Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (Washington)

Jared Golden (Maine)

Don Davis (North Carolina)

Someone suggested it was because they were voting for FEMA money (which Trump has already proclaimed won’t go to blue states, so what were Suozzi and and Gillen even thinking?) but regardless of that, the time for nuanced political games has long since passed. To our Democratic leadership, and I used the term loosely, catch the fuck up and meet the perilous moment already at hand.

If there are elections in the future – a very big ‘if’ that grows increasingly unlikely with each passing day – we need to primary these elected officials because we did not vote for this. Then vote out the entire next generation of GOP candidates – they are hellbent on continuing their destruction as long as it keeps lining their pockets with money and power.

25
January
2026

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The Next F.A.F.O. Award: 2nd Amendment MAGA Voters

“You can’t have guns. You can’t walk with guns.” ~ Donald Trump

Hey MAGA voters who only wanted their 2nd Amendment rights: the government just shot and killed a white male American citizen for legally carrying a firearm. Multiple ICE agents took him down for filming them, beat him, grabbed his gun, then fired multiple shots at him, point blank, instantly killing him.

You voted for this. Your government is killing innocent people exercising their 2nd Amendment rights. You said Kamala Harris and Hilary Clinton would do this, but it’s Trump and his GOP goons. They are taking your guns and shooting you – they are literally treading on you. You own all of this.

04
January
2026

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The Next F.A.F.O. Award: Peace Voters

Remember when people were saying Hilary Clinton would be a hawk, while Donald Trump would be a dove?

Remember when people were saying Biden and Kamala would lead us into endless wars?

Remember when people were saying Donald Trump would be a President for Peace?

FAFO!

Joke’s on you!

The first clue may have been when he renamed the Department of Defense to the Department of War.

The latest clue is that without approval or discussion with Congress, Trump bombed Venezuela and extracted their President to the US. What the actual fuck? Part of his reasoning is that he did it because the guy was selling drugs here – which is at odds with the pardon Trump gave to former Honduran President Juan Orlando Hernández, who was actually convicted of trafficking 400 TONS of cocaine into the US.

Anyway, Trump has bombed multiple countries in his time as President, and has his eyes on Greenland next. Anyone who thinks, or thought, he would be a President for peace is fooling themselves, and has a bit of blood on their own hands now.

All this just to distract from the growing furor over his thousands of mentions in the Epstein files. Are the American people going to allow him to start a war just so we never find out if he’s an actual pedophile?

And so the FAFO list grows…

PS – Check out the ‘situation room’ below at Mar-A-Fucking-Lago: in place of a SCIF, a black curtain secures the main players. And is the phone cord not actually plugged in into anything? This is a fucking clown show.

21
December
2025

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The Next F.A.F.O. Award: Elise Stefanik

It turns out that licking Donald Trump’s diaper-ridden butt (allegedly) and being a vile and viciously obnoxious jerk (allegedly) isn’t a winning campaign strategy, so Elise Stefanik has dropped out of the governor’s race in New York (where all the polls had her abysmally trailing Governor Hochul by embarrassing double-digits). All her sucking-up to Trump and defending his indefensible actions couldn’t get him to endorse her (he’s just not into you Elise) which makes this somehow more pathetic for her (not counting that time she was practically booed off the stage in her own state).

Personally, I know of only one person here who might vote for her, and he’s already established himself as a bit of an asshole anyway, so it seems the sane and sound among us are over this kind of hateful MAGA crap. In many ways, Trump himself may be largely responsible for Stefanik’s relatively quick fall from where the hell she thought she was. People are tired of the hate, tired of the GOP vitriol, and tired of anyone who bows down to Trump so shamelessly and, in hindsight (or foresight of the rest of us), so stupidly.

Here’s hoping this piggy stays quiet. (And if you have a problem with that last description, take it to the guy I got it from – Donald J. Trump.)

FAFO – Janet Correa

FAFO – Chris Landry

FAFO: MAGA

24
July
2025

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The Next FAFO Award: MAGA

MAGA must love being cuckolded, because they got it in spades these past few weeks. Trump could have released all the Epstein files for months now, and hasn’t because… why? Pam Bondi? Presidential Immunity? LOL! Epstein was arrested during Trump’s last term – neither Biden nor Obama has anything to do with this. All Trump. So all those MAGA diehards who hung their red hats on bringing the Epstein files to light and finding justice for the victims have Trump to blame for this cover-up. Also, Trump literally promised the MAGA clan that the Epstein files would be released. He ran on it and MAGA believed it. FAFO never felt so good… and MAGA never looked so bad, because covering up for a pedophile makes you absolutely complicit and morally compromised.

Then Trump blamed MAGA and basically told them to get their heads out of their asses.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m sure they’ll return to worshipping him once he explains that if the Epstein files exist which they don’t then Obama would have written them and if he didn’t then Biden must have written them and even if he didn’t then Hillary wrote them but they really don’t even exist even though Pam Bondi said they were literally on her desk but if they were on her desk they were clearly made-up by a Democratic socialist who snuck onto her desk and wrote it all out so thank God they don’t even exist and never did even though they said they would release them because there’s nothing in them because Biden wrote something in invisible ink that just doesn’t even exist so it makes no sense for the media to keep talking and asking about the Epstein files that Trump brings up in his posts because they simply don’t exist because Obama wrote them. Go MAGA!

FAFO – Janet Correa

FAFO – Chris Landry

19
July
2025

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The Next FAFO Award: Chris Landry

Did you see this sad FAFO story about the New Hampshire guy who had lived here for almost his entire life, then supported MAGA and Trump, and got stopped from coming back into the US after a visit to Canada? Chris Landry got his green card revoked because of some prior convictions, and now has to stay in Canada, separated from his family. I guess there’s some grace in the fact that he seems remorseful – most of the MAGA folks are still supporting Trump and the GOP even when their kids are dying of measles and they are thrown out of the country. (They don’t appear to be the brightest bulbs on the Christmas tree.) It seems to ring differently when it’s not someone with darker skin – how strange (insert shrug emoji here for shits and giggles).

FAFO – Janet Correa

21
June
2025

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The Next FAFO Award: Janet Correa

Janet Correa sang a ridiculous ‘Vote Trump’ anthem that went viral and actively campaigned for the current FOTUS, enthusiastically encouraging the Latino community to vote for him, which many of them did. She must have been so proud when he won!

Janet is also married to an undocumented immigrant, one of the people Trump specifically promised to deport. Promises made = Promises kept!

Guess what? Her husband is now slated for expedited deportation. And as a human being, my heart goes out to her, like it did to all the people a Trump presidency might affect back when we were telling you not to vote for him. As a Virgo with Mars inside me for the next few months, I will merely shrug and advise that at this point she should begin cleaning up her own mess.

For someone who was so involved in campaigning for such an evil man, I do not believe she wasn’t somewhat aware of the main platform of her candidate. I mean, there were literal signs.

And as sad as the situation is – the exact sort of sad situation those of us who voted for Hillary and Kamala wanted to prevent – people like Janet are getting precisely what they voted for, and that sort of karmic retribution is out of our hands now. Let go and let God, Janet. Thoughts and prayers. Perhaps you should sing a new anthem (or at least put the pro-Trump singing on ICE for now) and stop voting for Republicans. Do the work that some of us were doing back then, when all this could have been prevented.

17
June
2025

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The Next FAFO Award: Cynthia & Her Family

This is a sadder sort of FAFO Award, but a necessary one.

Cynthia was a loud and vocal Trump supporter. She used a sizable social media following to convince people to vote for Trump – vocally, vociferously, and, let’s be honest, kind of obnoxiously, especially once he won.

Cynthia’s father is an undocumented immigrant, who is not here legally. Trump’s whole platform was for removing illegal immigrants from day one. Cythia’s father is also terminally ill, with reportedly six months to live.

Her father is now in jail because Trump is doing what he promised Cynthia and all his other voters he would do, and quite possibly may expire there. Cynthia’s recent appeal to ICE to get him released was just denied, which should come as no surprise if you’ve seen how ICE operates – I mean, DUH. (She has posted all of this to her social media, where she is now crying and begging for help.)

Cynthia, you have my thoughts and prayers. I lost my Dad a couple of years ago, so I can’t imagine having to go through that and not be with him in his final days.

I also can’t imagine voting for someone who would put you, or anyone, in such a predicament, and for that warped mindset, you also have my thoughts and prayers.

What you don’t have is my sympathy for your current situation. You voted precisely for this cruelty and inhumanity. Not only that, but you actively and enthusiastically encouraged others to do the same, knowing full well other people would be hurt by this. The fact that what you wanted inflicted on everyone else is now affecting you is not worthy of sympathy or some GoFundMe page. You’re getting exactly what you voted for, exactly what some of us told you you were voting for, and some might say exactly what you deserve.

Thoughts and prayers for your pain; poetic justice for your predicament.

This sad #FAFO moment has once again been brought to you by the Trump administration and the Republican Party. (Maybe you should stop voting for them?)

09
April
2025

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The Next FAFO Award: Trump Voters Who Voted for the Economy

Suckers.

Stupid ass suckers.

To anyone who voted for Donald Trump based on the economy, we told you so.

He said he would lower prices for all of us on day one. His lying words, not mine.

With the help of the GOP Congress, he has crashed our economy, and everyone is about to pay way more for everything. The recession that all the news media hinted at during Biden’s booming time in office? It’s being forecast now, with talks of a full out depression on the horizon. So to any Trump voters who have a 401k, check on it now and take in this FAFO moment because you own it. No returns, no exchanges – you bought it, you own it.

I remember talking to an old friend who originally revealed herself to be voting based on the economy alone, which is why she was leaning toward Trump. This was last October. Aghast, I did my best to explain that his tariff plan would explode the economy and lead to higher taxes and prices on the American consumer. She paused, because she had never heard that before, and was only listening because it was me. Sadly, she was one of many uneducated voters (in her case, willfully ignoring politics) who thought Trump would be better for the economy despite years of history telling us otherwise. And despite he himself telling us his tariff plan and hundreds of world-renowned economists telling us that this would happen. So here we are – add it to the growing list. (Also, trusting someone who went bankrupt six times on the economy? That’s a special kind of stupid.)

What was this FOTUS doing in the days after imploding the market?

He ran away and went golfing.

No joke. (See the WSJ capture below – it’s a damning split screen of what that moron did, and what he’s doing to fix it.)

PS – Sad side note to this FAFO moment: a second child just died of measles in Texas. See the measles link below. Is America great again yet?

10
March
2025

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Next FAFO Award/Victim: Jack Daniel’s Whiskey

Let me preface this by saying that in no way do I want you to stop buying Jack Daniel’s Whiskey just because of their political affiliation. That’s merely an ancillary reason – the main reason is that their whiskey sucks. The company also gave tons of money to Trump’s election campaign, ended its DEI initiatives before he was even elected, and then donated to his inauguration. The Fuck-Around-and-Find-Out moment comes now that Trump’s tariffs have pissed off the majority of the free world, including Canada, which has been pulling Jack Daniel’s products from their shelves and urging people to buy Canadian. LOL to that and to the CEO of Jack Daniel’s whining all about it. Go Canada!

And seriously, buy any other whiskey for your Manhattan.