Category Archives: Tiny Threads

People will sometimes get upset with you when you’re wrong, but they will get absolutely livid when you’re right.

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Two words: Presidential immunity.

LOL 4-ever.

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There are some people who don’t like bread pudding even though they have never tried it.

To trick a person into eating bread pudding, just call it ‘Deconstructed French Toast‘. Watch them eat it, love it, and never know what happened.

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A message of value, especially to the kids: maintaining your integrity is always the coolest thing to do, even, and especially, when it feels at odds with everyone around you.

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It might surprise most people to know how easy I am to get along with on most days.

LOL, just kidding – I’m a Power Virgo and do not fuck with me.

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I’ve already seen Halloween decor at some stores and it’s not ok.

Stop rushing us all into fall – it only just turned summer.

Think of the children. Think of the teachers. Think of the fucking weather.

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Once upon a time I would have totally rocked a labubu.

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One of the things I miss most about winter is the garage doubling as a fridge. Now it just doubles as an ineffective oven that never quite reaches the required temperature.

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Mint-scented urinal cakes?

Not sure how I feel about that.

Better than bubblegum I suppose.

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We must always remember that dates are nature’s candy.

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When the credit card chickens come home to roost, May doesn’t feel as fun in June. 

PS – The Trump economy sucks. 

PPS – TACO.

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Things I want in every room to make life easier:

Reading glasses.

Tissues.

Scissors.

Tape.

Cel phone charger.

What am I missing?

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Steaming clothes is a lovely way of coping with a brisk morning. 

Happy retail memories ensue…

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