Category Archives: Tiny Threads

Is it too soon for Christmas decorations? Of course it is, but if that’s what you need to get through the rest of this year, have at it. We need to stop stealing joy from others just because it differs from ours.

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After fifty fucking years I’m dead-ass exhausted of mustering main character energy to carry this fucking show. Somebody else needs to take the wheel, and don’t dress like it doesn’t matter.

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We really need to come up with a new term for ‘common sense’. 

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Whatever happened to that rapture the lunatics said we were going to have?

Where is the follow-up to all the crazy? We see you.

Take two Tylenol and call me in the morning. The late morning.

And even then I probably won’t answer.

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These Goldie Hawn GIFs are my response to just about everything going on in the world right now. 
Text me and find out.

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Oh, NOW the King Tut papyrus decides to start growing?

Gurl, bye.

Bye gurl.

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You don’t need to tell me once.

{This sign was in front of the East Coast Ivy Boutique in Boston’s charming Beacon Hill.}

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Dismissive?

Moi?

I always confuse the milquetoast with the milquetoast.

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There are those days when the text exchanges with my besties run the gamut from death and cemeteries to couches and ejaculate, sometimes without any gentle or lubed transition.

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A cracked or broken straw can be absolutely ruinous.

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Gaslighting is telling me that some salad recipe will take ten minutes to make, when everyone knows it’s going to take me ten minutes to find and chop half a red onion that is only one of the twelve ingredients in the thing.

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