Category Archives: Underwear

Lazy (But Shirtless) Male Model Friday

This post, and the near-naked ones that follow, is a complete lazy cop-out, designed for ease and speed when I’m too sick and tired to do much else. It is male model Tobias Sorensen, and he is only the first of a parade of male models for the day. Apologies for the lack of long-winded prose, but you’re probably already scrolling down to see how low the pubic hair shots go, so don’t let me interrupt you. Just don’t come back and revisit my words because that’s just plain rude. Enjoy the rest of the day… more to come.

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XXXmas Porny Santas (Uncensored)

It’s just a matter of time before Andrew Christian just does a hard-core porn film in support of his underwear line. And I can’t wait. Here’s his holiday promo:

Hunky Santas: The Holiday Card (Uncensored) from Andrew Christian on Vimeo.

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Excessive Ego & Naked Insecurity

This brief collection of psychedelic pics goes out to the person who said I either had a huge ego or massive insecurity – to which I asked, “Can’t I have it both ways?”

 

 

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Racy Almost-Rans…

Now that the Holiday Card 2012 has been revealed, I can show you a few shots that didn’t quite make the cut. The inspiration for these was a combination of disturbing and sometimes disparate things that caught my eye in the last year or so – particularly ‘American Horror Story’, a few bits of ‘Dexter’ (blame Andy for that infiltrating my life), and a classic Janis Joplin tune (‘Piece of My Heart’). The notion of doing a somewhat scary image was intriguing, as I’ve actually never thought to marry that to one of my holiday cards (I don’t consider S&M all that frightening, so those don’t count). This, however, incorporated some blood and guts (or at least a substitute heart), and it ranks high on my amusement list. The look on Andy’s face alone as the various props were being assembled was a priceless highlight of the year. (The work involved in getting stubborn fake-blood stains off my hands was not as fun.)

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A David Beckham Underwear Post

It’s been a while since we’ve featured David Beckham here – well, a while by the standards of those of us who feature him quite often. I suppose my interest has slightly diminished over the last year or so – nothing against Mr. Beckham, well, maybe a little. Chalk it up to boredom with his underwear (or “Bodywear”) line, coupled with a disinterest, if not outright dislike, of his tattoo obsession/addiction. He’s coming back with some new holiday additions to his H&M clothing line, however, so it seems a good time to revisit him and his bulge. My fascination is a combination of a Brit obsession, the fact that he’s married to Posh, and his simple, slightly rugged good looks. His propensity for briefs over boxers is also slightly intoxicating.

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The Baseball Jockstrap Shot

A word on the jockstrap: never has there been a more functional piece of sports paraphernalia that also plays into the gay man’s idealized notion of what looks good on a guy. As far as form and function go, this may be one of the best examples of the two combining for a combustible homoerotic home-run. The way it gives support, while simultaneously framing the butt – I defy you to find something that speaks to so many on such different levels. While it’s not quite the turn-on for me that it is for others (they run perilously close to looking as ridiculous as a thong), I do like the support and freedom afforded during a workout or a run (with a baggy pair of gym shorts on top of them).

“Bullpen conversations cover the gambit of male bull sessions.  Sex, religion, politics, sex.  Full circle.  Occasionally, the game–or business–of baseball intrudes.” ~ Jim Brosnan

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A Baseball Bat and No Shirt Required

Our day of celebrating America’s Supposedly Favorite Past-time continues (with a jock shot coming up soon…) In honor of that, a few baseball quotes, and this silly shirtless photo shoot. What would Yogi Berra say about all of this? We’ll never know…

“Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can’t get you off.” ~ Bill Veeck

“There is no room in baseball for discrimination. It is our national pastime and a game for all.” ~ Lou Gehrig

Stay tuned, because in the next post I’m going to slip into something appropriate for the game – like this ridiculous jock strap. Hey, if I can do it for the Super Bowl, I can do it for the World Series. (I probably shouldn’t be doing it at all, but anything for the fans. Oh, and if you’re interested in purchasing this now that I’ve worn it, hit me up with an offer. There’s nothing more American than that. Where’s Pete Rose when you need him?)

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Worse for Sunday Wear

The Sunday morning after a fun weekend in Boston is often a rough time. Especially when it’s pouring rain.
If I hadn’t had to get back to upstate NY, I would have climbed back into bed with a book.
Instead I showered, got dressed, and hit the road – happy about none of it.
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That Big Dick

“There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call life when a man takes this whole universe for a vast practical joke, though the wit thereof he but dimly discerns, and more than suspects that the joke is at nobody’s expense but his own.”

~ Herman Melville, ‘Moby-Dick’

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Let’s Hear It For the Boy Culture

One of my favorite websites recently got a little make-over, so head on over to Boy Culture to see the new digs. That’s where you can find gems like this Zac Efron GIF that I find simply mesmerizing, and a Nightly Briefing that is simply essential.

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Sexiest Sunday Post Ever

Meet male model Joseph Sayers, whom I recall from an ‘xy magazine’ spread he did about 15 years ago. He’s aging much better than me, but rather than envying that I’m going to be happy for him. It’s always nice to see someone from xy make something out of their life. [See: Benoit Denizet-Lewis.]

But enough of my blabbering…

What would you do for an uncropped version?

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Jesse Metcalfe in His Underwear

This is Jesse Metcalfe, newly of ‘Dallas’ fame, formerly of ‘Desperate Housewives’ fame, neither of which I ever watched. Well, the original ‘Dallas’, yes. But that was then and this is now and my tastes have evolved from the fake dramatic to the real dramatic (hello ‘Real Housewives’).

There has been much criticism of Mr. Metcalfe’s “man-boobs”, which I find rather distasteful. The criticism that is. I haven’t tasted the other.

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