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This Is Not the Gayest Photo of Me, But It’s Pretty Damn Close

There are some photos that demand too many captions all at once.

I think this is one of those photos.

A few ruminations…

Nobody thought to tell me I was gay?

Serving attitude since circa 1986.

The sass is strong with this one.

All Adidas, all the way.

Striped tube socks served without irony.

How to sissy that stance.

Strike a pose, there’s nothing to it.

Even the brochures I’m holding are gay in this.

{Some “friends” have wondered how I didn’t break my hip or back in this pose, and all I can say is that I was much more flexible and fabulous in my youth. Step & repeat.}

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