Matthew Morrison – Gleefully Shirtless

Here is Matthew Morrison’s shaved chest in the new issue of Details. You know what? I’m not even going to get into the usual chest-hair diatribe because it’s been said over and over about the likes of Stephen Dorff and Chris Evans, so just add Mr. Morrison to that shameful list. What is it about being on the cover of a magazine that makes men feel like they need to shave their chests?

This would bother me quite a bit more if I didn’t feel the same way that Sue Sylvester feels about the hair on his head. That said, he can do what he wants because I’m not all that interested.

“I don’t trust a man with curly hair. I can’t help picturing small birds laying sulfurous eggs in there, and I find it disgusting.” – Sue Sylvester

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