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Net (Booty) Worth

Wrap it in a net and pretend it’s lace.

Squeeze it into mesh and wait for grace.

Spin a 90’s tune from Ace of Base.

This is your rhyme song.

Super-Squishy power blanket dry hump.

Sunshine band diamond-back pump-rump.

Come hither go yon trouser-lump.

Everything about this is wrong.

Drop it like it’s hot.

See my booty get down.

Baby got back.

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