This is the sort of shit that inevitably reduces me to a puddle of wussy tears. It helps that the song being transformed here is one that I already loved and wrote about, cheese-factor and all. At my heart, I’m a pop-music junkie, so throw me a hook and an empowerment theme and let the waterworks rain down. Add some bagpipers walking in unison over a bridge in Scotland, and a segue into ‘Amazing Grace’ and just wipe me up off of the floor. I mean, come ON – why not just inject tear gas directly into my eyeball?
On a mid-week morning, we all need a little extra fight in our routine. (Just don’t turn into a weeping cry-baby like yours truly did.)
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