Category Archives: Tiny Threads

Fun with fonts.

I’ve always loved fonts.

Fonts are art.

Fonts are life.

Fonts make the world go around.

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Let’s keep in mind during this holiday season that it’s ok to not feel cheery and Christmas-like on any of these days.

Really.

And we shouldn’t expect that of anyone.

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Do not discount or underestimate the light that a candle can give during the daytime hours.

Even the day gets dark early now.

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Some people are like “I’ll play your game in two minutes and mess you up.”

Others are like “Please, I can wait two weeks and strike when you least expect it.”

Virgos are like, “You are just beginning to feel the effects of a plan I started two decades ago and it will ruin your daily existence for the rest of your life.”

Stop. Fucking. With. The. Virgos.

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It may be time to focus on my nails again.

These cuticles are a battlefield.

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Tank tops in December.

Cargo shorts in January.

Flip-flops in February.

Why are we doing this, young people of upstate New York?

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If the word “sweat” can be used to describe your garments in any way… why?

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It’s giving DRAMA.

It’s giving MEAN.

It’s giving DRAMAMINE.

Fasten your holiday belts, it’s going to be a bumpy season.

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On certain nights, a smoky eye is the single thing separating us from oblivion.

Being fabulous saves lives ~ pass it on.

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Going to start saying, “For the sake of the fuck” in place of “For fuck’s sake” because it sounds so much more piss-elegant.

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The demise of society begins with someone who stands in a cafe line for ten minutes, and then when it’s their turn only begins to look at the menu that’s been posted in front of them the whole time.

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My suspicion is that the ‘Block Sender’ feature works as well as the ‘Unsubscribe’ feature.

NOT AT FUCKING ALL.

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Candied yams: damned if you do, damned if you don’t.

And we shall be damned…

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Kids today are so stupid they think that ‘low-key’ means the exact opposite of what ‘low-key’ actually means. I fear for the future, and then I remember it’s all theirs.

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